Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 20, c (45 G, -2.6 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1813 Amber Valletta, 27, 1b (243 G, -1.2 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 26, 2b (305 G, 1.7 DR/40, 10.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 22, 3b (135 G, -0.1 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2096 Webster Long, 23, 3b (99 G, 0.6 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 23, ss (238 G, -2.2 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 23, ss (122 G, -0.5 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2092 Alex P. Keaton, 24, lf (158 G, 0.2 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2080 Clyde, 21, lf (121 G, 0.0 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2269 Harry Weston, 21, lf (29 G, -0.4 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40)
• 2015 Diane Chambers, 21, cf (116 G, -0.8 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 26, rf (278 G, -1.4 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 25, sp (134 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2054 Sam Malone, 25, sp (82 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 24, sp (41 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2229 Dick Loudon, 19, sp (19 G, -20.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2148 Mike Seaver, 21, mr (69 G, -8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 21, rp (91 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2278 Sophia Petrillo, 21, rp (43 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2305 Blanche Devereaux, 19, rp (32 G, -19.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2356 Punky Brewster, 19, rp (16 G, -13.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2138 Sally Young, 20, ss (54 G, -1.0 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2302 Dorothy Zbornak, 20, sp (11 G, -23.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2361 Hornswoggle, 18, sp (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 17, sp (who?)
• 2351 Charles Glover Barkla, 17, 3b (who?)