Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 21, c (91 G, -1.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1813 Amber Valletta, 28, 1b (276 G, -1.2 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 27, 2b (350 G, 1.3 DR/40, 10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 21, 2b (42 G, -4.0 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 23, 3b (175 G, 0.7 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1058 Giorgio Belladonna, 34, ss (645 G, 0.0 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 24, ss (277 G, -1.9 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1961 Jo Polniaczek, 24, ss (147 G, -0.8 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2092 Alex P. Keaton, 25, lf (201 G, 1.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2015 Diane Chambers, 22, cf (161 G, 0.8 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2467 Kelly Bundy, 21, cf (25 G, -4.6 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1926 Benson DuBois, 27, rf (322 G, -1.1 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1877 "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 26, sp (147 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 25, sp (53 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 21, sp (16 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2148 Mike Seaver, 22, mr (92 G, -5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2229 Dick Loudon, 20, mr (44 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 22, rp (116 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2278 Sophia Petrillo, 22, rp (67 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2305 Blanche Devereaux, 20, rp (49 G, -9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2302 Dorothy Zbornak, 21, rp (30 G, -19.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2054 Sam Malone, 26, sp (82 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2356 Punky Brewster, 20, rp (20 G, -17.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2361 Hornswoggle, 19, sp (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 18, sp (who?)
• 2351 Charles Glover Barkla, 18, lf (who?)