Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 26, 1b (308 G, 2.4 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 27, 2b (255 G, -1.7 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 1800 D'Lo Brown, 28, 3b (280 G, -2.6 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 21, 3b (46 G, -9.0 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40)
- 2416 X-Pac, 20, 3b (22 G, -2.0 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 1982 Repo Man, 24, ss (178 G, 0.3 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 724 Ahmed Johnson, 36, lf (730 G, -0.7 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 23, lf (181 G, -1.1 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 2380 Banjo, 22, cf (88 G, -9.6 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 2323 Horace Rumpole, 23, cf (59 G, -5.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 1786 The Rock, 30, rf (418 G, -4.8 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 2104 Faarooq, 26, rf (200 G, -5.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 1847 Adele, 26, sp (142 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2235 Michelle McCool, 24, sp (76 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2309 Hunter Hearst Helmsley, 24, sp (70 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2241 Shawn Michaels, 21, sp (36 G, -9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 2347 Chyna, 22, mr (71 G, -18.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2290 Rose Nylund, 22, rp (101 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2308 Vernon Jordan, 20, rp (49 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2330 Evelyn Mulwray, 23, rp (49 G, -10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 2554 Stevie Richards, 20, 2b (who?)
- 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 20, 1b (who?)
- 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 19, rf (who?)
- 2485 Tommy Dreamer, 20, 3b (who?)
- 2451 Vader, 18, ss (who?)