Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 2198 John Bradshaw Layfield, 22, c (88 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 25, 1b (270 G, 2.7 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 26, 2b (212 G, -2.8 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1800 D'Lo Brown, 27, 3b (236 G, -2.9 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 20, 3b (23 G, -11.8 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)
• 1982 Repo Man, 23, ss (133 G, -1.1 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 35, lf (720 G, -0.7 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 22, lf (134 G, -1.0 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2380 Banjo, 21, cf (47 G, -8.6 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2323 Horace Rumpole, 22, cf (37 G, -1.5 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1786 The Rock, 29, rf (374 G, -5.4 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2104 Faarooq, 25, rf (158 G, -6.6 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2093 Grand Master Sexay, 25, rf (27 G, 1.3 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1847 Adele, 25, sp (125 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2309 Hunter Hearst Helmsley, 23, sp (56 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2235 Michelle McCool, 23, sp (55 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2241 Shawn Michaels, 20, sp (19 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2347 Chyna, 21, mr (44 G, -22.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2290 Rose Nylund, 21, rp (73 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2330 Evelyn Mulwray, 22, rp (31 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 19, rp (24 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2416 X-Pac, 19, 3b (who?)
• 2376 Chuck Palumbo, 18, cf (who?)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 18, rf (who?)
• 2217 Rikishi, 20, 3b (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 17, ss (who?)