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SimBase Players, Year 24

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, 1b, Stamford
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Los Angeles
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Adam Maitland, rf, Halicarnassus
Adele, sp, Stamford
Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus, 1b, Stockholm
Adolfas Slezevicius, rf, on waivers
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Milan
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Aileen Osofsky, c, Las Vegas
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Alan Dershowitz, rp, Broadway/on waivers
Alex P. Keaton, lf, Los Angeles
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Alexis Carrel, cf, Acton
Algirdas Brazauskas, rf, on waivers
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, Pittsburgh
Alphonse Laveran, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Alucard, ss, San Jose
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Industry
Amber Heard, mr, Milan
Amber Valletta, 1b, on waivers
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, Dodge City/Los Angeles
Anatoly Karpov, mr, on waivers
Andrea Jung, rp, Industry
Andris Berzins, mr, Brussels
Anna McNeill Whistler, rp, Milan
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Anya Amasova, ss, Pittsburgh
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Broadway
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Arthur Harden, c, Stockholm
August Krogh, rf, Stockholm
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Aya Brea, sp, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, sp, Los Angeles
Banjo, cf, Stamford
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Halicarnassus
Basil Fawlty, sp, on waivers
Ben Bova, rf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
Benjamin Braddock, 1b, Pittsburgh
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Berry Westra, rp, on waivers
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Billy Mahoney, rp, on waivers
Blanche Devereaux, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, sp, on waivers
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Boo, rp, Halicarnassus
Branko Zebec, ss, on waivers
Brian Platnick, 2b, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, c, Dodge City
Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
Bud Bundy, ss, Pittsburgh
Buttercup, ss, Brooklyn

Camillo Golgi, cf, Seattle
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Catalin Predoiu, c, Seattle
Charles Antenen, cf, on waivers
Charles Glover Barkla, lf, on waivers
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Charlie Chimp, rf, on waivers
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Chuck Palumbo, cf, Dodge City
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cid Highwind, lf, on waivers
Cidolfas Orlandu, c, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Clementine Kruczynski, sp, Pittsburgh
Cliff Huxtable, lf, Los Angeles
Cloud Strife, ss, San Jose
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Daria Werbowy, mr, Milan
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
Darunia, sp, San Jose
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
Delbert Grady, 3b, on waivers
Delita Hyral, rf, on waivers
Derrick Bell, rp, Dodge City
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles
Dick Loudon, mr, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Dorothy Zbornak, rp, Los Angeles
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Kratovo
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Acton
Eddie Vedder, ss, on waivers
Edmund Exley, rf, Dodge City
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, lf, Pittsburgh
El Greco, sp, Acton
Elihu Root, sp, Stockholm
Eliot Ness, ss, Dodge City
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Industry
Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Brooklyn
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, Broadway
Ellen Kushner, ss, Brooklyn
Elmer Rice, ss, Broadway
Elyse Taylor, 3b, Milan
Epona, c, San Jose
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Frank Russell, rp, Kratovo
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernst Ocwirk, 1b, Kratovo
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle
Evelyn Mulwray, rp, Stamford

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Broadway
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Francis William Aston, c, Stockholm
Frank Wedekind, rf, on waivers
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, c, on waivers
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Dodge City
Frederick Soddy, c, Stockholm
Fredrik Nystrom, 2b, Las Vegas
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry
Fritz Pregl, c, Stockholm

Gareth Peirce, mr, Dodge City
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Kratovo
George Abela, mr, on waivers
George Burns, mr, on waivers
Georges F. Doriot, 3b, on waivers
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Giorgio Belladonna, ss, Los Angeles
Giorgio Borg Olivier, 2b, Industry
Gloria Allred, rp, Las Vegas
Goran Persson, 3b, Brussels
Gordon Freeman, rp, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Industry
Gordon Rupert Dickson, mr, on waivers
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Charlotte, sp, San Jose
Grand Master Sexay, rf, on waivers
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Gregory Benford, 2b, Brooklyn
Guglielmo Marconi, 3b, on waivers
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, sp, Kratovo

H. M. Murdock, ss, Acton
Hal Clement, mr, Acton
Hans Christian Hansen, 1b, on waivers
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, 1b, Stockholm
Helena Christensen, cf, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, ss, on waivers
Henri Francois Coppens, ss, on waivers
Henri Moissan, 1b, Brussels
Henry Flagler, 1b, on waivers
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Henry J. Kaiser, 2b, on waivers
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Horace Rumpole, cf, Stamford
Hornswoggle, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Howard Beale, rf, Broadway
Howard Schenken, 2b, Las Vegas
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, Stamford

Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, rf, Las Vegas
Irving Picard, rp, Dodge City/Kratovo
Isabella Rossellini, 1b, Brussels
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Acton
Ivar Anni-Padda, rf, Acton
Ivor Broadis, cf, Kratovo

Jack D. Ripper, rp, Pittsburgh
Jack Finney, c, Brooklyn
Jack Kelsey, rp, Stockholm
Jackie Mason, rp, Acton/Acton
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, sp, on waivers
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
James Howlett, lf, on waivers
James White, lf, Brooklyn
Janet Weiss, rp, Seattle
Janos Ader, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Kratovo
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brussels
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, lf, Brussels
Jen-Hsun Huang, lf, on waivers
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Seattle/Brussels
Jimmy Page, 3b, Seattle
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, ss, Milan
Joe Musashi, c, Seattle
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
Joel Barish, 3b, Pittsburgh
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
John "Hannibal" Smith, ss, Acton
John Anderson, c, on waivers
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Osborne, 3b, Broadway
John Patrick Shanley, sp, San Jose
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnny Rzeznik, ss, Seattle
Jon Stewart, sp, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Joseph Dredd, 1b, Dodge City
Joseph Flom, mr, Dodge City
Joshua Waitzkin, sp, Los Angeles
Juhan Parts, 2b, on waivers
Jules Bordet, rf, Stockholm
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, 2b, Acton
Kalidasa, rp, Pittsburgh
Karapet, c, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Karolos Papoulias, sp, Brussels
Kate Moss, ss, Acton
Kate Upton, rp, San Jose
Kathy Ireland, c, San Jose
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Keith Roberts, cf, Seattle
Kelley Deal, sp, Milan
Kelly Bundy, cf, Los Angeles
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King Gustaf V, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Brussels
King Leopold I, rp, Brussels
Krysten Ritter, 3b, Milan

Lara Croft, sp, Pittsburgh
Lara Stone, lf, Halicarnassus
Larry Page, cf, Industry
Laszlo Budai, rf, Pittsburgh
Laszlo Kover, mr, Brussels
Laura Holt, 2b, Los Angeles
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Brussels
Layla, c, on waivers
Layne Flack, rp, Las Vegas
Learned Hand, sp, Dodge City
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, lf, Kratovo
Les Arps, mr, Dodge City
Lily Allen, mr, Halicarnassus
Linda Litzke, ss, Pittsburgh
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, rp, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Lloyd Alexander, sp, Brooklyn
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels
Louis Brandeis, rp, Broadway
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn

Manuel "Manny" Calavera, sp, Halicarnassus
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcel Schlumberger, mr, Industry
Marek Belka, 2b, Brussels
Margaret Atwood, mr, Kratovo
Margaret Edson, ss, on waivers
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels
Mario Monti, rf, Brussels
Marisa Berenson, c, Milan
Mark Lair, 3b, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Miles, lf, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, rp, Brooklyn
Martin Riggs, lf, Industry
Marvin Miller, 2b, Industry
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Mary McAleese, mr, Broadway
Maryna Linchuk, cf, Milan
Maurice Maeterlinck, sp, Halicarnassus
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Michael Bloomberg, 2b, Dodge City
Michael McDermott, c, Pittsburgh
Michael Rosenberg, 1b, Las Vegas
Michelle McCool, sp, Stamford
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, 1b, Brussels
Mike Seaver, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Halicarnassus
Mother Teresa, mr, Brussels/Acton
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh

Nadja Auermann, rf, Milan
Nandor Hidegkuti, 1b, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, Broadway
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Nicole Linkletter, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Niki Taylor, mr, Broadway
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Industry

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Officer Krupke, 3b, on waivers
Oliver Wendell Holmes, mr, Brooklyn
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, c, Acton
Orson Scott Card, rp, Seattle
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo

Pal Schmitt, mr, Broadway
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, rf, Acton/on waivers
Parappa the Rapper, 1b, San Jose
Pat Murphy, rp, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, rp, on waivers
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Paul Samuelson, mr, on waivers
Pauline Bonaparte, rp, Milan
Pavel Chekov, rp, Acton
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, 2b, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, Dodge City
Peter Venkman, 2b, Pittsburgh
Peter Weiss, 3b, Pittsburgh
Philip Massinger, 2b, Dodge City
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Pieter Zeeman, 2b, Brussels/on waivers
Prince Humperdinck, mr, Pittsburgh
Punky Brewster, rp, Los Angeles/Dodge City

Rabindranath Tagore, rp, Stockholm
Rachel Hunter, rp, Acton
Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rafa Garusena, cf, San Jose
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Randall Garrett, mr, Dodge City
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, sp, Brussels
Ray Kroc, ss, on waivers
Remington Steele, ss, Acton
Repo Man, ss, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Ric Flair, sp, Kratovo
Richard Matheson, rp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Industry
Richie Cunningham, sp, Seattle
Rikishi, 3b, on waivers
Roald Dahl, mr, on waivers
Rob Zombie, cf, Pittsburgh
Robert Barany, lf, on waivers
Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway
Robert Jonquet, c, Industry
Robert Noyce, 3b, Industry
Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle
Rocky Balboa, 3b, on waivers
Roger Rabbit, 1b, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
Rosco P. Coltrane, 1b, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rostam Batmanglij, 2b, on waivers
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Brussels
Rusty Hardin, rp, Acton
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, Seattle

Sally Young, ss, Las Vegas
Sam Malone, sp, on waivers
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Sandro Botticelli, mr, on waivers
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Broadway
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Seattle
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels
Savio Vega, 1b, on waivers
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Dodge City
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, Broadway
Selma Lagerlof, rp, on waivers
Sephiroth, lf, Halicarnassus
Sergey Brin, sp, Industry
Shawn Michaels, sp, Stamford
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Broadway
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Solid Snake, 3b, San Jose
Sophia Petrillo, rp, Los Angeles
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spock, sp, Dodge City
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, San Jose
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Kratovo
Steve Harvey, rp, on waivers
Steve Jobs, sp, Industry
Steve Wozniak, sp, Industry
Stevie Richards, 2b, Stamford
Stick Stickly, 3b, Kratovo
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Kratovo
Sugar Ray Leonard, mr, Broadway
Susan Glaspell, 1b, Broadway
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, Acton

T. S. Eliot, rp, Stockholm/Los Angeles
Takao Konishi, lf, Acton
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Tarek Sadek, lf, on waivers
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, sp, San Jose
Templeton Peck, 3b, Acton
Terra Branford, mr, Acton/Los Angeles
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Abbot, ss, on waivers
The Bloody Baron, sp, Halicarnassus
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Grey Lady, 3b, on waivers
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, Halicarnassus
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, rp, Los Angeles/Stockholm
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thurgood Marshall, mr, Dodge City
Tintoretto, sp, Acton
Tjalling Koopmans, mr, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, Brussels
Tommy Dreamer, 3b, Stamford
Tommy Younger, sp, Dodge City
Tricia Helfer, 2b, Brooklyn
Trish Stratus, ss, Dodge City/on waivers
Tyler Durden, mr, Pittsburgh

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vanessa Huxtable, rp, Los Angeles/Seattle
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, mr, Kratovo
Vinz Clortho, sp, on waivers

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo
Warren Buffett, 3b, Industry
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Will Hunting, 3b, Broadway
William 2. Gibson, rp, Broadway
William Butler Yeats, rp, Stockholm
William Dunlap, ss, Dodge City
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William Inge, ss, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, 3b, Brooklyn
Willis Carrier, sp, Industry
Wolfgang Schussel, ss, Brooklyn/on waivers
Woodrow Wilson, sp, Stockholm
Wouter de Backer, 2b, Seattle

X-Pac, 3b, Stamford

Yoshi, sp, on waivers

Zoe Kravitz, rf, Brussels

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Aileen Osofsky, Las Vegas
Arthur Harden, Stockholm
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, Dodge City
Catalin Predoiu, Seattle
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Dr. Johnny Fever, Kratovo
Epona, San Jose
Francis William Aston, Stockholm
Frederic August Otto Schwarz, on waivers
Frederick Soddy, Stockholm
Fritz Pregl, Stockholm
Jack Finney, Brooklyn
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brussels
Joe Musashi, Seattle
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Anderson, on waivers
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kathy Ireland, San Jose
Layla, on waivers
Marisa Berenson, Milan
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Ororo Iqadi T'Challa, Acton
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Robert Jonquet, Industry
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Ron Klinger, Las Vegas

First Basemen

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus, Stockholm
Amber Valletta, on waivers
Amedeo Amadei, Dodge City/Los Angeles
Benjamin Braddock, Pittsburgh
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernst Ocwirk, Kratovo
Face, Broadway
Frederick Louis Maytag, Dodge City
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Hans Christian Hansen, on waivers
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, Brussels
Henry Flagler, on waivers
Isabella Rossellini, Brussels
Jimi Hendrix, Seattle/Brussels
Joseph Dredd, Dodge City
Michael Rosenberg, Las Vegas
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, Industry
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Rachel Summers, Acton
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Rosco P. Coltrane, Stockholm
Savio Vega, on waivers
Susan Glaspell, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus

Second Basemen

Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Archibald MacLeish, Broadway
Barbara Maitland, Halicarnassus
Brian Platnick, Las Vegas
Fredrik Nystrom, Las Vegas
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Giorgio Borg Olivier, Industry
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Gregory Benford, Brooklyn
Henry J. Kaiser, on waivers
Howard Schenken, Las Vegas
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Juhan Parts, on waivers
Kal-El, Acton
King Dedede, San Jose
Laura Holt, Los Angeles
Marek Belka, Brussels
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels
Marvin Miller, Industry
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Michael Bloomberg, Dodge City
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Peter Venkman, Pittsburgh
Philip Massinger, Dodge City
Pieter Zeeman, Brussels/on waivers
Robert Plant, Seattle
Rostam Batmanglij, on waivers
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Saria, San Jose
Sean O'Casey, Broadway
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Stevie Richards, Stamford
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Tricia Helfer, Brooklyn
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Delbert Grady, on waivers
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Georges F. Doriot, on waivers
Goran Persson, Brussels
Guglielmo Marconi, on waivers
Jean Anouilh, Kratovo
Jimmy Page, Seattle
Joel Barish, Pittsburgh
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
John Osborne, Broadway
Krysten Ritter, Milan
Mark Lair, Las Vegas
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Officer Krupke, on waivers
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Peter Weiss, Pittsburgh
Rikishi, on waivers
Robert Noyce, Industry
Rocky Balboa, on waivers
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City
Solid Snake, San Jose
Stanley Matthews, Kratovo
Stick Stickly, Kratovo
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
Templeton Peck, Acton
The Grey Lady, on waivers
Tommy Dreamer, Stamford
Warren Buffett, Industry
Will Hunting, Broadway
William Randolph Hearst, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn
X-Pac, Stamford

Shortstops

Alucard, San Jose
Anya Amasova, Pittsburgh
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Branko Zebec, on waivers
Bud Bundy, Pittsburgh
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Cloud Strife, San Jose
Eddie Vedder, on waivers
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Eliot Ness, Dodge City
Ellen Kushner, Brooklyn
Elmer Rice, Broadway
Evan Dando, Seattle
Giorgio Belladonna, Los Angeles
H. M. Murdock, Acton
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Henri Becquerel, on waivers
Henri Francois Coppens, on waivers
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Milan
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kate Moss, Acton
Linda Litzke, Pittsburgh
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Margaret Edson, on waivers
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Ray Kroc, on waivers
Remington Steele, Acton
Repo Man, Stamford
Sally Young, Las Vegas
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sven Axbom, Acton
The Abbot, on waivers
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Trish Stratus, Dodge City/on waivers
Vader, Stamford
Walt Disney, Industry
William Dunlap, Dodge City
William Inge, Broadway
Wolfgang Schussel, Brooklyn/on waivers

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Alex P. Keaton, Los Angeles
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Charles Glover Barkla, on waivers
Cid Highwind, on waivers
Cliff Huxtable, Los Angeles
Dario Fo, Broadway
E. Theodor Kocher, Acton
Egon Spengler, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
Italo Calvino, Dodge City
James Howlett, on waivers
James White, Brooklyn
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
Jen-Hsun Huang, on waivers
Lara Stone, Halicarnassus
Laurynas Stankevicius, Brussels
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Marshall Miles, Las Vegas
Martin Riggs, Industry
Richard Warren Sears, Industry
Robert Barany, on waivers
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, Halicarnassus
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Squirtle, San Jose
Takao Konishi, Acton
Tarek Sadek, on waivers
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, Brussels

Center Fielders

Alexis Carrel, Acton
Allvar Gullstrand, Pittsburgh
Banjo, Stamford
Ben Folds, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Seattle
Charles Antenen, on waivers
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Chuck Palumbo, Dodge City
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gordon Moore, Industry
Helena Christensen, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels
Horace Rumpole, Stamford
Ivan Pavlov, Acton
Ivor Broadis, Kratovo
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
Keith Roberts, Seattle
Kelly Bundy, Los Angeles
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Larry Page, Industry
Lisa Snowdon, Milan
Louis Beel, Brussels
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Perry Mason, Dodge City
Rafa Garusena, San Jose
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Rob Zombie, Pittsburgh
Walter Reuther, Industry

Right Fielders

Adam Maitland, Halicarnassus
Adolfas Slezevicius, on waivers
Algirdas Brazauskas, on waivers
Alphonse Laveran, Seattle/on waivers
August Krogh, Stockholm
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Charlie Chimp, on waivers
Dani Evans, Milan
Delita Hyral, on waivers
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Edmund Exley, Dodge City
Faarooq, Stamford
Frank Wedekind, on waivers
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Grand Master Sexay, on waivers
Howard Beale, Broadway
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, Las Vegas
Ivar Anni-Padda, Acton
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Jules Bordet, Stockholm
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Laszlo Budai, Pittsburgh
Mario Monti, Brussels
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Nadja Auermann, Milan
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Panagiotis Pikrammenos, Acton/on waivers
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Ryu Hayabusa, Seattle
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Broadway
The Rock, Stamford
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Zoe Kravitz, Brussels

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Los Angeles
Adele, Stamford
Adriana Karembeu, Milan
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Aya Brea, San Jose
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Basil Fawlty, on waivers
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, on waivers
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Clementine Kruczynski, Pittsburgh
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
Darunia, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
El Greco, Acton
Elihu Root, Stockholm
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Grand Duchess Charlotte, San Jose
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Henry Ford, Industry
Hornswoggle, Los Angeles/on waivers
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stamford
Jake "The Snake" Roberts, on waivers
Janos Ader, Brussels
John Patrick Shanley, San Jose
Jon Stewart, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Joshua Waitzkin, Los Angeles
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Karolos Papoulias, Brussels
Kelley Deal, Milan
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Learned Hand, Dodge City
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Liu Wen, Milan
Lloyd Alexander, Brooklyn
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Manuel "Manny" Calavera, Halicarnassus
Maurice Maeterlinck, Halicarnassus
Michelle McCool, Stamford
Mrs. Robinson, Pittsburgh
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Raphael Aloysius Lafferty, Brussels
Ric Flair, Kratovo
Richie Cunningham, Seattle
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Sam Malone, on waivers
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels
Schala, San Jose
Sergey Brin, Industry
Shawn Michaels, Stamford
Spock, Dodge City
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Industry
Steve Wozniak, Industry
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, San Jose
The Bloody Baron, Halicarnassus
Tintoretto, Acton
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Tommy Younger, Dodge City
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Vinz Clortho, on waivers
Walter Zeman, Kratovo
Willis Carrier, Industry
Woodrow Wilson, Stockholm
Yoshi, on waivers

Middle Relievers

Amber Heard, Milan
Anatoly Karpov, on waivers
Andris Berzins, Brussels
Chyna, Stamford
Daria Werbowy, Milan
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Lynn, Brooklyn
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
Gareth Peirce, Dodge City
George Abela, on waivers
George Burns, on waivers
Gordon Rupert Dickson, on waivers
Greg Bear, Seattle
Hal Clement, Acton
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Joseph Flom, Dodge City
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Laszlo Kover, Brussels
Les Arps, Dodge City
Lily Allen, Halicarnassus
Marcel Schlumberger, Industry
Margaret Atwood, Kratovo
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Mary McAleese, Broadway
Mike Seaver, Los Angeles/on waivers
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Mother Teresa, Brussels/Acton
Niki Taylor, Broadway
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Brooklyn
Pal Schmitt, Broadway
Paul Samuelson, on waivers
Prince Humperdinck, Pittsburgh
Randall Garrett, Dodge City
Roald Dahl, on waivers
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Sandro Botticelli, on waivers
Sugar Ray Leonard, Broadway
Terra Branford, Acton/Los Angeles
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City
Tjalling Koopmans, Stockholm
Tyler Durden, Pittsburgh
Vincent Valentine, Kratovo
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn

Relief Pitchers

Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alan Dershowitz, Broadway/on waivers
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Industry
Andrea Jung, Industry
Anna McNeill Whistler, Milan
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Berry Westra, on waivers
Billy Mahoney, on waivers
Blanche Devereaux, Los Angeles
Boo, Halicarnassus
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Dodge City
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dorothy Zbornak, Los Angeles
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
Elizabeth Arden, Industry
Elle Macpherson, Broadway
Eric Frank Russell, Kratovo
Evelyn Mulwray, Stamford
George "The Animal" Steele, Kratovo
Gloria Allred, Las Vegas
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Holly Weber, Milan
Irving Picard, Dodge City/Kratovo
Jack D. Ripper, Pittsburgh
Jack Kelsey, Stockholm
Jackie Mason, Acton/Acton
Janet Weiss, Seattle
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jessica Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Pittsburgh
Kate Upton, San Jose
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Gustaf V, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Brussels
King Leopold I, Brussels
Layne Flack, Las Vegas
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Louis Brandeis, Broadway
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, Brooklyn
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Moaning Myrtle, Halicarnassus
Natalia Vodianova, Broadway
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Nicole Linkletter, Kratovo/on waivers
Orson Scott Card, Seattle
Pat Murphy, Brooklyn
Paul Heyse, on waivers
Pauline Bonaparte, Milan
Pavel Chekov, Acton
Punky Brewster, Los Angeles/Dodge City
Rabindranath Tagore, Stockholm
Rachel Hunter, Acton
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Brussels
Rusty Hardin, Acton
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, Broadway
Sarah McLachlan, Seattle
Selma Lagerlof, on waivers
Sophia Petrillo, Los Angeles
Steve Harvey, on waivers
T. S. Eliot, Stockholm/Los Angeles
The Phantom of the Opera, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, Los Angeles/Stockholm
Vanessa Huxtable, Los Angeles/Seattle
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William 2. Gibson, Broadway
William Butler Yeats, Stockholm