Roster for San Jose Sprites:

Catchers:

• 1701 Kathy Ireland, 30, c (470 G, 1.1 DR/40, 10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2273 Epona, 23, c (100 G, -0.3 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2550 Cidolfas Orlandu, 21, c (44 G, 0.6 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 2216 Parappa the Rapper, 25, 1b (92 G, -0.1 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2155 Spyro the Dragon, 25, 2b (226 G, 1.2 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1835 King Dedede, 27, 2b (160 G, 0.0 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2249 Saria, 23, 2b (111 G, 1.0 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2321 Solid Snake, 21, 3b (118 G, 0.3 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1851 Cloud Strife, 28, ss (425 G, 2.1 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2367 Alucard, 23, ss (74 G, 0.3 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1743 Squirtle, 30, lf (314 G, -2.9 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2214 Chop Chop Master Onion, 23, cf (141 G, 1.7 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 1394 Grand Duchess Charlotte, 34, sp (228 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1675 Schala, 29, sp (180 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2185 Tegan Rain Quin, 25, sp (76 G, 3.2 PRAA/300)
• 2285 Darunia, 23, sp (16 G, -18.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1433 Diddy Kong, 32, rp (352 G, 13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1853 Aeris Gainsborough, 29, rp (190 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1668 Kate Upton, 29, rp (172 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2540 Ramza Beoulve, 21, rp (24 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2407 Gordon Freeman, 18, rp (19 G, 9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2398 Duke Nukem, 22, rp (33 G, -14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2488 Agrias Oaks, 20, sp (who?)
• 2339 John Patrick Shanley, 20, sp (who?)
• 2477 Aya Brea, 18, sp (who?)
• 2496 Rafa Garusena, 17, cf