Roster for San Jose Sprites:

Catchers:

• 2368 Jack Finney, 24, c (161 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2273 Epona, 24, 1b (146 G, -0.2 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2155 Spyro the Dragon, 26, 2b (273 G, 1.3 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1835 King Dedede, 28, 2b (185 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2249 Saria, 24, 2b (153 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2321 Solid Snake, 22, 3b (157 G, 0.4 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2367 Alucard, 24, ss (113 G, -0.8 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2637 Bernard Hogan-Howe, 19, ss (11 G, -1.1 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1743 Squirtle, 31, lf (344 G, -3.7 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2550 Cidolfas Orlandu, 22, lf (93 G, -0.6 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
• 2214 Chop Chop Master Onion, 24, cf (180 G, 2.4 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 2216 Parappa the Rapper, 26, rf (128 G, 0.8 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 1675 Schala, 30, sp (193 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2185 Tegan Rain Quin, 26, sp (88 G, 1.0 PRAA/300)
• 2488 Agrias Oaks, 21, sp (13 G, -9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2598 Dixie Kong, 18, sp (10 G, -10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2407 Gordon Freeman, 19, mr (45 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1433 Diddy Kong, 33, rp (378 G, 12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1668 Kate Upton, 30, rp (198 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2540 Ramza Beoulve, 22, rp (51 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2398 Duke Nukem, 23, rp (50 G, -10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1853 Aeris Gainsborough, 30, rp (190 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2339 John Patrick Shanley, 21, sp (2 G, -23.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2627 Mr. Driller, 17, c (who?)
• 2477 Aya Brea, 19, sp (who?)
• 2568 Sue, 18, sp (who?)