Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 1434 Frederic August Otto Schwarz, 34, c (548 G, -1.2 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40)
• 1464 John Anderson, 32, c (435 G, -4.2 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2506 Layla, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 1802 Hans Christian Hansen, 28, 1b (390 G, 2.4 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1763 Savio Vega, 29, 1b (303 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1813 Amber Valletta, 29, 1b (276 G, -1.2 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2394 Henry Flagler, 21, 1b (who?)
• 1319 Pieter Zeeman, 31, 2b (561 G, -0.3 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 31, 2b (471 G, 3.5 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1792 Henry J. Kaiser, 30, 2b (370 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2520 Juhan Parts, 18, 2b (who?)
• 1814 Rocky Balboa, 30, 3b (409 G, 3.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1695 Guglielmo Marconi, 31, 3b (376 G, -1.5 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2329 The Grey Lady, 21, 3b (52 G, -6.2 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2548 Delbert Grady, 19, 3b (who?)
• 2549 Georges F. Doriot, 19, 3b
• 2524 Officer Krupke, 20, 3b
• 2217 Rikishi, 21, 3b (who?)
• 1536 Henri Becquerel, 30, ss (471 G, 0.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 32, ss (450 G, 1.4 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1700 Trish Stratus, 28, ss (314 G, -3.0 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1966 Wolfgang Schussel, 27, ss (257 G, -1.8 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1949 Ray Kroc, 28, ss (204 G, -2.3 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2527 Margaret Edson, 18, ss (who?)
• 2482 Henri Francois Coppens, 19, ss
• 2544 Branko Zebec, 18, ss (who?)
• 2421 The Abbot, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1726 James Howlett, 30, lf (397 G, -4.9 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1503 Tarek Sadek, 29, lf (313 G, 3.6 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 1911 Cid Highwind, 28, lf (158 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2396 Robert Barany, 22, lf (34 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2351 Charles Glover Barkla, 19, lf (who?)
• 2427 Jen-Hsun Huang, 18, lf (who?)
• 1690 Charles Antenen, 31, cf (349 G, 3.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1437 Alphonse Laveran, 30, rf (430 G, 0.5 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1988 Adolfas Slezevicius, 26, rf (199 G, 1.0 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2355 Algirdas Brazauskas, 19, rf (49 G, -1.8 DR/40, -18.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2314 Panagiotis Pikrammenos, 23, rf (29 G, -1.2 DR/40, -10.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2093 Grand Master Sexay, 26, rf (27 G, 1.3 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2495 Charlie Chimp, 19, rf
• 2338 Frank Wedekind, 23, rf (who?)
• 2529 Delita Hyral, 20, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 1338 Jake "The Snake" Roberts, 33, sp (254 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1299 Yoshi, 33, sp (232 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1459 Basil Fawlty, 32, sp (188 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2054 Sam Malone, 27, sp (82 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2203 Vinz Clortho, 25, sp (52 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2518 Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, 21, sp (who?)
• 2361 Hornswoggle, 20, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 1130 Paul Samuelson, 35, mr (350 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1474 George Burns, 30, mr (262 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1057 George Abela, 33, mr (254 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2058 Sandro Botticelli, 27, mr (102 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2148 Mike Seaver, 23, mr (99 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1855 Anatoly Karpov, 25, mr (96 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2358 Roald Dahl, 22, mr (28 G, -14.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2460 Gordon Rupert Dickson, 18, mr (who?)
• 1658 Alan Dershowitz, 32, rp (269 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1707 Steve Harvey, 30, rp (150 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1933 Selma Lagerlof, 27, rp (86 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2187 Berry Westra, 24, rp (81 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2083 Nicole Linkletter, 22, rp (52 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2272 Paul Heyse, 20, rp (29 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2537 Billy Mahoney, 20, rp