Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 1663 Adolf von Baeyer, 27, c (319 G, -2.0 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1742 Flea, 27, c (260 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1849 Zack de la Rocha, 26, c (173 G, 0.4 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2341 Danny Branchflower, 20, c

Infielders:

• 1316 Holly Golightly, 33, 1b (594 G, 2.2 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1488 Johnny 5, 32, 1b (393 G, -2.9 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2084 Chanel Iman, 25, 1b (56 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1621 Shannan Click, 31, 2b (341 G, 0.0 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1738 Charmander, 28, 2b (254 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2257 Neil Gaiman, 21, 2b (62 G, -2.9 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2468 Gerhard Schroeder, 21, 2b (who?)
• 1116 Irina Shayk, 33, 3b (647 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1396 Svante Arrhenius, 31, 3b (482 G, -1.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1702 Pikachu, 30, 3b (379 G, 3.3 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1660 Jeff Rubens, 29, 3b (293 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2096 Webster Long, 24, 3b (99 G, 0.6 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40)
• 2370 B.A. Baracus, 20, 3b (24 G, -3.3 DR/40, -11.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2403 Isaac Yankem, 19, 3b (who?)
• 2454 Betelgeuse, 20, 3b (who?)
• 2357 Billy Gunn, 18, 3b (who?)
• 2300 Fezzik, 23, ss (55 G, -1.7 DR/40, -11.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1120 Gilad Anni-Padda, 33, lf (558 G, 0.7 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1836 Jack McCoy, 27, lf (218 G, -3.3 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1673 David Henry Hwang, 27, lf (217 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1826 Lucas Papademos, 28, lf (215 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2080 Clyde, 22, lf (121 G, 0.0 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2269 Harry Weston, 22, lf (43 G, -0.7 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40)
• 2320 Jaime Sommers, 20, cf (34 G, 0.0 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2106 Gustaf Dalen, 22, cf (10 G, -12.8 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2429 Joseph Mermans, 18, cf (who?)
• 1398 Harold Pinter, 31, rf (580 G, 5.3 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1342 Angelo Mortalli, 33, rf (562 G, -1.2 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 35, rf (559 G, -0.2 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1072 Griswold the Blacksmith, 33, rf (483 G, -5.0 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40)
• 1650 Slash, 27, rf (148 G, -0.4 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1870 Martin Q. Blank, 27, rf (91 G, -8.4 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40)
• 2121 Harvey Fierstein, 21, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 902 Hannibal Lecter, 35, sp (276 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1854 Tobias Asser, 26, sp (130 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2117 Ghost of Christmas Present, 23, sp (21 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2346 Vladimir Maslachenko, 20, sp (who?)
• 2457 Shannon Stewart, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 1372 Claudia Schiffer, 33, mr (298 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1686 Friedrich Schiller, 30, mr (202 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1728 Jigglypuff, 28, mr (146 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2130 David Roosevelt Bunch, 21, mr (52 G, -18.2 PRAA/300)
• 2476 Laszlo Solyom, 20, mr (who?)
• 1413 Estee Lauder, 33, rp (293 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1115 Troy McClure, 33, rp (293 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1509 Celes Chere, 30, rp (270 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1457 ED-209, 29, rp (228 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1480 John Henson, 31, rp (228 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1505 Relm Arrowny, 31, rp (225 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1665 Johnnie Cochran, 30, rp (201 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1797 Ken Ober, 28, rp (163 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1642 Edgar Pangborn, 28, rp (148 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1852 Famke Janssen, 26, rp (96 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1922 Jamie Foxx, 23, rp (51 G, -17.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2360 Angela Hayes, 20, rp
• 2350 Adaora, 21, rp
• 2479 Alicia Hall, 18, rp (who?)
• 2419 Kanami Kiyotsugu, 19, rp
• 2418 Amadeo Carrizo, 20, rp (who?)