Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1771 Joe Musashi, 30, c (386 G, 0.6 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 23, 2b (212 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2230 Archibald MacLeish, 23, 2b (113 G, 0.5 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2503 Robert Plant, 20, 2b (33 G, -3.2 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1889 Bob Dylan, 28, 3b (378 G, 3.8 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 20, 3b (38 G, 3.9 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 29, ss (477 G, 3.7 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1997 Eric Clapton, 28, lf (378 G, -2.3 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2622 Mike Doughty, 19, lf (44 G, -1.3 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1941 Lisa Snowdon, 26, cf (319 G, 0.0 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2509 Johnny Rzeznik, 22, cf (89 G, -0.5 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 24, rf (81 G, 2.7 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2127 Rosen Plevneliev, 26, sp (96 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 26, sp (82 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 21, sp (37 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1834 Greg Bear, 28, mr (226 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 22, mr (96 G, -0.5 PRAA/300)
• 2586 Chris Mars, 18, mr (17 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2070 Kim Pine, 24, rp (134 G, 11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2381 Sarah McLachlan, 23, rp (39 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2470 Janet Weiss, 20, rp (22 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 22, ss (43 G, -6.3 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 20, cf (29 G, -8.1 DR/40, -9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2624 Verner von Heidenstam, 18, rp (3 G, -39.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2563 Jonny 5, 17, cf (who?)
• 2510 Jimmy Page, 19, c (who?)