Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1771 Joe Musashi, 29, c (346 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2048 Catalin Predoiu, 24, c (83 G, -0.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 22, 2b (165 G, -0.6 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2503 Robert Plant, 19, 2b (17 G, -8.0 DR/40, -15.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1889 Bob Dylan, 27, 3b (338 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 28, ss (434 G, 3.8 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2509 Johnny Rzeznik, 21, ss (45 G, -2.3 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 21, ss (43 G, -6.3 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1997 Eric Clapton, 27, lf (340 G, -2.6 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1912 Camillo Golgi, 28, cf (362 G, -1.2 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2525 Keith Roberts, 19, cf (2 G, 14.0 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1775 Ryu Hayabusa, 29, rf (468 G, 2.9 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 23, rf (63 G, 1.7 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2127 Rosen Plevneliev, 25, sp (78 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1944 Fiona Apple, 25, sp (68 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 20, sp (19 G, -12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1834 Greg Bear, 27, mr (203 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 21, mr (70 G, -3.3 PRAA/300)
• 2070 Kim Pine, 23, rp (106 G, 8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2381 Sarah McLachlan, 22, rp (14 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2470 Janet Weiss, 19, rp (10 G, 15.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1765 Orson Scott Card, 30, rp (213 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 31, sp (170 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 19, cf (20 G, -4.6 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2560 Vanessa Huxtable, 18, rp (who?)
• 2510 Jimmy Page, 18, 3b (who?)