Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 28, 1b (390 G, 2.8 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 22, 1b (68 G, 0.9 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 29, 2b (343 G, -2.2 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 1800 D'Lo Brown, 30, 3b (342 G, -2.7 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 2485 Tommy Dreamer, 22, 3b (19 G, -4.2 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 1982 Repo Man, 26, ss (263 G, 0.3 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2451 Vader, 20, ss (18 G, 2.2 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 25, lf (266 G, -0.3 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 2323 Horace Rumpole, 25, cf (112 G, -3.3 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 1786 The Rock, 32, rf (486 G, -4.1 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 21, rf (43 G, -5.8 DR/40, 7.5 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 1847 Adele, 28, sp (180 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2309 Hunter Hearst Helmsley, 26, sp (105 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2591 Ultimate Warrior, 22, sp (33 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 21, sp (13 G, -13.4 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 2347 Chyna, 24, mr (113 G, -11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2290 Rose Nylund, 24, rp (158 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2308 Vernon Jordan, 22, rp (97 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2579 Classy Freddie Blassie, 19, rp (36 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2632 Brock Lesnar, 21, rp (34 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 2104 Faarooq, 28, rf (258 G, -5.8 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2380 Banjo, 24, cf (138 G, -9.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 23, 3b (103 G, -3.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40)
- 2235 Michelle McCool, 26, sp (96 G, -11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2695 Bender the Offender, 19, rp