Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 1652 Face, 32, 1b (581 G, -2.1 DR/40, 10.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 2059 Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 29, 1b (432 G, 2.4 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 23, 1b (115 G, 1.3 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 1810 Gorilla Monsoon, 30, 2b (378 G, -2.0 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 24, 3b (136 G, -2.8 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
- 2728 William Regal, 20, 3b (39 G, -3.3 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 1982 Repo Man, 27, ss (306 G, 0.5 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 2451 Vader, 21, ss (63 G, -0.6 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 26, lf (310 G, -0.1 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 2104 Faarooq, 29, rf (286 G, -6.1 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 22, rf (83 G, -4.2 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 1692 Victor Hugo, 32, sp (307 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2309 Hunter Hearst Helmsley, 27, sp (121 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2591 Ultimate Warrior, 23, sp (53 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 22, sp (28 G, -10.3 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 2347 Chyna, 25, mr (136 G, -9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2290 Rose Nylund, 25, rp (185 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2308 Vernon Jordan, 23, rp (124 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2579 Classy Freddie Blassie, 20, rp (60 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2632 Brock Lesnar, 22, rp (50 G, -4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 19, c (who?)
- 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 20, cf
- 2695 Bender the Offender, 20, rp
- 2743 Sin Cara, 18, lf (who?)
- 2798 Ricardo Rodriguez, 21, 2b (who?)