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SimBase Players, Year 26

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, 1b, Stamford
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, sp, Los Angeles
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

ALF, c, Los Angeles
Adam Maitland, rf, Industry
Adele, sp, Stamford
Adriana Karembeu, sp, Acton
Aeris Gainsborough, rp, San Jose
Agnes Sorel, rf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Aileen Osofsky, c, on waivers
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alec Douglas-Home, lf, Brussels
Alex P. Keaton, lf, on waivers
Alexander Pushkin, rp, Broadway
Allen Cunningham, sp, Las Vegas
Allvar Gullstrand, cf, on waivers
Alucard, ss, San Jose
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, rp, Pittsburgh
Amedeo Amadei, 1b, on waivers
Andrea Jung, rp, Pittsburgh
Andris Berzins, mr, Kratovo
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Antonin Artaud, cf, Broadway
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Arabella Mansfield, rp, Dodge City
Archibald Hill, lf, Stockholm
Archibald MacLeish, 2b, Seattle
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
August Krogh, rf, Stockholm
Avril Lavigne, sp, Stockholm
Aya Brea, sp, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Banjo, cf, Stamford
Banquo, mr, Halicarnassus
Bar Paly, 2b, Milan
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Los Angeles
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Benson DuBois, rf, Los Angeles
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bill Joy, mr, Industry
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Blanche Devereaux, rp, Los Angeles
Bob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, c, Las Vegas
Boo, rp, on waivers
Brian Platnick, 2b, Las Vegas
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Brooke Burns, c, on waivers
Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
Bud Bundy, 1b, Pittsburgh
Bud White, ss, Pittsburgh
Buttercup, 2b, Brooklyn

Camillo Golgi, cf, Industry/on waivers
Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
Carl Winslow, 3b, Dodge City
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Halicarnassus
Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, San Jose
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan
Christian Dior, rp, Industry
Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
Christopher Fry, sp, Broadway
Chuck Palumbo, cf, on waivers
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cidolfas Orlandu, lf, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Stamford
Cliff Huxtable, lf, Los Angeles
Cloud Strife, ss, Pittsburgh
Colin Meloy, 2b, Brussels
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Industry
Cosmo Kramer, 1b, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

D'Lo Brown, 3b, Stamford
Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Daria Werbowy, mr, on waivers
Dario Fo, lf, Broadway
David Gerrold, rp, Brooklyn
David Packard, sp, Industry
David Treadwell, 2b, Acton
Derrick Bell, rp, Dodge City
Diane Chambers, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dick Loudon, mr, Los Angeles
Diddy Kong, rp, San Jose
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dixie Kong, sp, San Jose
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Dorothy Zbornak, rp, Broadway
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn
Dr. Emmett Brown, 3b, Pittsburgh
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Kratovo
Duke Nukem, rp, San Jose
Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton

E. Theodor Kocher, lf, Acton/on waivers
Edmund Exley, rf, Dodge City
Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Egon Spengler, c, on waivers
El Greco, sp, Acton/on waivers
Elaine Benes, 2b, Los Angeles/Brussels
Eliot Ness, ss, Dodge City
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Kratovo
Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Brooklyn
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Elle Macpherson, rp, Seattle
Ellen Kushner, 2b, Brooklyn
Ellis "Red" Redding, lf, Pittsburgh
Elmer Rice, ss, on waivers
Elon Musk, cf, Industry
Elyse Taylor, ss, Milan
Epona, 1b, San Jose
Eric Clapton, lf, Seattle
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernest Lawrence, ss, on waivers
Ernest Rutherford, 1b, Stockholm
Ernst Ocwirk, 2b, Pittsburgh
Evan Dando, ss, Seattle

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Broadway
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, cf, Kratovo
Fiona Apple, sp, Seattle
Francis William Aston, c, on waivers
Frank Costanza, c, Brussels
Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
Frederick Louis Maytag, 1b, Dodge City/on waivers
Frederick Soddy, c, Stockholm
Fredrik Nystrom, 2b, Las Vegas
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm
Friedrich Weyerhauser, 3b, Industry
Fritz Pregl, c, Brussels

Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
Gareth Peirce, mr, Dodge City
Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George "The Animal" Steele, rp, Kratovo
George Costanza, mr, Los Angeles
George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
George Steinbrenner, sp, Industry
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, Halicarnassus
Gil Merrick, sp, Kratovo
Gloria Allred, rp, on waivers
Goran Persson, 3b, Broadway
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Industry
Gorilla Monsoon, 2b, Stamford
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, rp, Brussels
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford
Greg Bear, mr, Seattle
Gregory Benford, 2b, on waivers
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo
Gyula Grosics, mr, Kratovo

H. M. Murdock, ss, Acton
Hal Clement, mr, on waivers
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, 1b, Stockholm
Helena Christensen, cf, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, Brussels/Industry
Helmut Rahn, ss, Kratovo
Henri Moissan, 1b, on waivers
Henry Ford, sp, Industry
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Holly Weber, rp, Milan
Horace Rumpole, cf, Stamford
Howard Schenken, 2b, on waivers
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, sp, Stamford

Ian McDonald, sp, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, mr, Pittsburgh
Inky, rf, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, rf, Las Vegas
Irving Picard, rp, Kratovo
Isabella Rossellini, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
Ivan Pavlov, cf, Acton
Ivor Broadis, cf, Broadway

Jack Chalker, mr, Brooklyn
Jack Finney, c, San Jose
Jack Kelsey, rp, on waivers
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, 1b, Brussels
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
James White, lf, Brooklyn
Janet Weiss, rp, on waivers
Janos Ader, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Jared Leto, mr, Seattle
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jean Anouilh, 3b, Halicarnassus
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brooklyn
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, Brussels
Jean-de-Dieu Soult, lf, Brussels
Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
Jerry Seinfeld, mr, Los Angeles/Brussels
Jesse Katsopolis, rp, Los Angeles
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Pittsburgh
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Brooklyn
Jimmy Page, c, on waivers
Jo Polniaczek, ss, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, ss, Broadway
Joe Musashi, c, on waivers
Joe Orton, c, Broadway
Joel Barish, 3b, Las Vegas
Joey Gladstone, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
John "Hannibal" Smith, ss, Acton
John Bradshaw Layfield, c, Stamford
John Clute, ss, Brooklyn
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, rp, Brooklyn
John Murray Forbes, 2b, Los Angeles
John Patrick Shanley, sp, on waivers
John Swanson, rf, Las Vegas
Johnny Rzeznik, rf, Seattle
Jon Stewart, sp, Acton
Jonny 5, cf, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Joseph Dredd, 1b, on waivers
Joseph Flom, mr, Dodge City
Joshua Waitzkin, sp, Los Angeles
Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
Jules Bordet, rf, Stockholm
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Julio Musimessi, mr, Kratovo

Kal-El, 2b, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
Kalidasa, rp, Pittsburgh
Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Karolos Papoulias, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Kate Moss, rf, Acton
Kate Upton, rp, on waivers
Kathy Ireland, c, Pittsburgh
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Keith Roberts, cf, Industry
Kelley Deal, mr, Milan
Kelly LeBrock, ss, Milan
Ken Starr, sp, Dodge City
Kim Alexis, ss, Industry
Kim Pine, rp, Seattle
King Albert I, rp, Brussels/Brussels
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King Dedede, 2b, San Jose
King George V, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle
King Leopold I, rp, Broadway
King Louis-Philippe, rp, Brussels
Krysten Ritter, 3b, Brussels/on waivers
Kurt Angle, rp, Brussels

Lara Croft, sp, Pittsburgh
Larry Page, 1b, Industry
Laszlo Kover, mr, Broadway
Laura Holt, rf, Los Angeles
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Los Angeles
Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
Layne Flack, rp, on waivers
LeChuck, rp, Halicarnassus
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
Learned Hand, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, lf, Kratovo
Leonard McCoy, sp, Acton
Les Arps, mr, Dodge City
Lily Allen, mr, on waivers
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa Snowdon, cf, Seattle
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, sp, Milan
Louis Beel, cf, Brussels/Industry
Louis Brandeis, rp, on waivers
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Luca Blight, sp, San Jose
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn

Manuel "Manny" Calavera, sp, on waivers
Marcel Luske, rp, Las Vegas
Marcel Schlumberger, mr, on waivers
Marek Belka, 2b, Brussels/Acton
Margaret Atwood, mr, Kratovo
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Marge Schott, rp, on waivers
Mariano Rajoy, 2b, Brussels/Los Angeles
Mario Monti, rf, on waivers
Marisa Berenson, c, Acton
Mars Callahan, mr, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Marshall Miles, lf, Las Vegas
Marshall Skadden, rp, Dodge City
Marvin Miller, 2b, Industry
Mary Kay Ash, rp, Industry
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, c, Brussels
Maurice Maeterlinck, sp, Halicarnassus
Max von Laue, 2b, Stockholm
Methos, 2b, Acton
Mexican Wrestler Ted, rp, Acton
Michael Knight, rf, Acton
Michael McDermott, ss, Pittsburgh
Michelle McCool, sp, Stamford
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, 1b, Brussels/on waivers
Mihaly Lantos, ss, Kratovo
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Broadway
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles
Mr. Driller, c, San Jose
Mr. Pink, sp, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh

Nadja Auermann, rf, on waivers
Nan Wood Graham, rp, Milan
Nanami, 2b, San Jose
Nandor Hidegkuti, 1b, Kratovo
Natalia Vodianova, rp, on waivers
Neal Stephenson, sp, Brooklyn
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Newman, rp, Brussels
Niki Taylor, mr, Broadway
Nikola Tesla, 1b, Kratovo

Obdulio Varela, ss, Kratovo
Oswaldo da Silva, rf, Kratovo
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, rf, Stockholm
Otto Wallach, c, Stockholm

Parappa the Rapper, rf, San Jose
Pat Murphy, mr, on waivers
Paul Myron Linebarger, c, Brooklyn
Pauline Bonaparte, rp, Milan
Pavel Chekov, rp, Acton
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, 2b, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, Los Angeles
Peter Venkman, 2b, Acton
Peter Weiss, 3b, Broadway/Dodge City
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, rp, Las Vegas
Philip Massinger, 2b, Dodge City
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Industry
Precious Ramotswe, 1b, on waivers
Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City

Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rajko Mitic, c, Kratovo
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Randall Garrett, mr, Dodge City/on waivers
Remington Steele, ss, Acton
Repo Man, ss, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Ric Flair, sp, Kratovo
Richard Adolf Zsigmondy, c, Stockholm
Richard Matheson, rp, Brooklyn
Richard Warren Sears, lf, Kratovo
Riou, cf, San Jose
Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway
Robert Noyce, 3b, Industry
Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Roland Pryzbylewski, c, Dodge City
Rolem, rp, on waivers
Romain Rolland, rp, Stockholm
Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
Rosco P. Coltrane, 1b, Dodge City
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Rosen Plevneliev, sp, Seattle
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Brussels/Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, rp, Acton
Ryu Hayabusa, rf, Milan

Saint John Hawke, lf, Acton
Sally Young, ss, Brussels
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, rp, Broadway
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, rp, Seattle
Saria, 2b, San Jose
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Sauli Niinisto, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Schala, sp, San Jose
Scott Pilgrim, 3b, Dodge City/Broadway
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sean O'Casey, 2b, on waivers
Sephiroth, lf, Halicarnassus
Sergey Brin, sp, Industry
Shannon Leto, sp, Seattle
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, ss, Brussels/on waivers
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, Broadway
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Solid Snake, 3b, San Jose
Sophia Petrillo, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Spartacus, cf, Pittsburgh
Speedy Spirit, rp, Halicarnassus
Spock, sp, Dodge City
Spyro the Dragon, 2b, San Jose
Squirtle, lf, on waivers
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanislav Gross, ss, Brussels
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Kratovo
Steve Jobs, sp, Industry
Steve Wozniak, sp, Industry/Dodge City
Stjepan Bobek, cf, Kratovo
Stringfellow Hawke, rf, Acton/Dodge City
Sue, sp, Brussels
Sugar Ray Leonard, mr, Broadway
Susan Glaspell, 1b, Broadway
Svatopluk Pluskal, 2b, Kratovo
Sven Axbom, ss, on waivers

T. S. Eliot, rp, Los Angeles
Tage Reedtz-Thott, rf, Brussels/Brussels
Takao Konishi, lf, Acton
Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Teddy KGB, sp, Pittsburgh
Tegan Rain Quin, mr, San Jose
Temper Terror, rp, Halicarnassus
Templeton Peck, 3b, Acton
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Bloody Baron, sp, Halicarnassus
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Headless Horseman, sp, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, Halicarnassus
The Rock, rf, Stamford
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, rf, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thurgood Marshall, mr, Dodge City/on waivers
Tjalling Koopmans, mr, Stockholm
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, lf, on waivers
Tommy Dreamer, 3b, Stamford
Tommy Younger, sp, Dodge City
Tor Helness, ss, Brussels
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Travis Barker, ss, Seattle
Tricia Helfer, 2b, on waivers

Ultimate Warrior, sp, Stamford

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vaira Vike-Freiberga, sp, Brussels
Verner von Heidenstam, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, Broadway
Vincent Valentine, mr, on waivers
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan

Walt Disney, ss, Industry
Walter Reuther, cf, Industry/on waivers
Walter Zeman, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
Walthere Frere-Orban, 1b, Brussels
Warren Buffett, 3b, Industry
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm
Will Hunting, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
William 2. Gibson, rp, Broadway
William Dunlap, ss, Dodge City
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William H. Gates, lf, Industry
William Hewlett, mr, Industry
William Knudsen, c, Industry
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, Pittsburgh
William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
William Wycherly, mr, Brussels
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
Woodrow Wilson, sp, Stockholm
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle

X-Pac, 3b, Dodge City/on waivers

Yoanna House, cf, on waivers

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Aileen Osofsky, on waivers
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Brooke Burns, on waivers
Cintia Dicker, Milan
Dr. Johnny Fever, Kratovo
Egon Spengler, on waivers
Francis William Aston, on waivers
Frank Costanza, Brussels
Frederick Soddy, Stockholm
Fritz Pregl, Brussels
Jack Finney, San Jose
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brooklyn
Jimmy Page, on waivers
Joe Musashi, on waivers
Joe Orton, Broadway
John Bradshaw Layfield, Stamford
Kathy Ireland, Pittsburgh
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
Mr. Driller, San Jose
Otto Wallach, Stockholm
Paul Myron Linebarger, Brooklyn
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Rajko Mitic, Kratovo
Richard Adolf Zsigmondy, Stockholm
Roland Pryzbylewski, Dodge City
Ron Klinger, Las Vegas
Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm
William Knudsen, Industry

First Basemen

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Amedeo Amadei, on waivers
Bud Bundy, Pittsburgh
Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Cosmo Kramer, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Epona, San Jose
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, Stockholm
Face, Broadway
Frederick Louis Maytag, Dodge City/on waivers
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Heinrich Otto Wieland, Stockholm
Henri Moissan, on waivers
Isabella Rossellini, Brussels/on waivers
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
Jimi Hendrix, Brooklyn
Joseph Dredd, on waivers
Larry Page, Industry
Mihai-Razvan Ungureanu, Brussels/on waivers
Nandor Hidegkuti, Kratovo
Nikola Tesla, Kratovo
Precious Ramotswe, on waivers
Rachel Summers, Acton
Rosco P. Coltrane, Dodge City
Susan Glaspell, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
Walthere Frere-Orban, Brussels
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Archibald MacLeish, Seattle
Bar Paly, Milan
Barbara Maitland, Los Angeles
Brian Platnick, Las Vegas
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Cara Delevingne, Milan
Colin Meloy, Brussels
David Treadwell, Acton
Elaine Benes, Los Angeles/Brussels
Ellen Kushner, Brooklyn
Ernst Ocwirk, Pittsburgh
Fredrik Nystrom, Las Vegas
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Gorilla Monsoon, Stamford
Gregory Benford, on waivers
Howard Schenken, on waivers
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Kal-El, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
King Dedede, San Jose
Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
LeRoi Jones, Broadway
Marek Belka, Brussels/Acton
Mariano Rajoy, Brussels/Los Angeles
Marvin Miller, Industry
Max von Laue, Stockholm
Methos, Acton
Nanami, San Jose
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Peter Venkman, Acton
Philip Massinger, Dodge City
Robert Plant, Seattle
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Saria, San Jose
Sean O'Casey, on waivers
Spyro the Dragon, San Jose
Svatopluk Pluskal, Kratovo
Tricia Helfer, on waivers

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Bob Dylan, Seattle
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
Carl Winslow, Dodge City
D'Lo Brown, Stamford
Dr. Emmett Brown, Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Friedrich Weyerhauser, Industry
Goran Persson, Broadway
Jakob Dylan, Seattle
Jean Anouilh, Halicarnassus
Joel Barish, Las Vegas
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
Krysten Ritter, Brussels/on waivers
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Peter Weiss, Broadway/Dodge City
Robert Noyce, Industry
Scott Pilgrim, Dodge City/Broadway
Solid Snake, San Jose
Stanley Matthews, Kratovo
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
Templeton Peck, Acton
Tommy Dreamer, Stamford
Warren Buffett, Industry
Will Hunting, Broadway/on waivers
William Randolph Hearst, Pittsburgh
X-Pac, Dodge City/on waivers

Shortstops

Alucard, San Jose
Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Bud White, Pittsburgh
Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
Cloud Strife, Pittsburgh
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Eliot Ness, Dodge City
Elmer Rice, on waivers
Elyse Taylor, Milan
Ernest Lawrence, on waivers
Evan Dando, Seattle
Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
H. M. Murdock, Acton
Helmut Rahn, Kratovo
Jo Polniaczek, Los Angeles
Joanna Krupa, Broadway
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Clute, Brooklyn
Jowy Atreides, San Jose
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kelly LeBrock, Milan
Kim Alexis, Industry
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Michael McDermott, Pittsburgh
Mihaly Lantos, Kratovo
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Kratovo
Remington Steele, Acton
Repo Man, Stamford
Sally Young, Brussels
Simeon Sakskoburggotski, Brussels/on waivers
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Stanislav Gross, Brussels
Sven Axbom, on waivers
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Tor Helness, Brussels
Travis Barker, Seattle
Vader, Stamford
Walt Disney, Industry
William Dunlap, Dodge City

Left Fielders

Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
Alex P. Keaton, on waivers
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Archibald Hill, Stockholm
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cliff Huxtable, Los Angeles
Dario Fo, Broadway
E. Theodor Kocher, Acton/on waivers
Ellis "Red" Redding, Pittsburgh
Eric Clapton, Seattle
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Italo Calvino, Dodge City
James White, Brooklyn
Jean-de-Dieu Soult, Brussels
Laurynas Stankevicius, Los Angeles
Lefter Kucukandonyadis, Kratovo
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Marshall Miles, Las Vegas
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Mike Doughty, Seattle
Richard Warren Sears, Kratovo
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Saint John Hawke, Acton
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Sephiroth, Halicarnassus
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Squirtle, on waivers
Takao Konishi, Acton
Tomas Balcazar Gonzalez, on waivers
William H. Gates, Industry
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn

Center Fielders

Allvar Gullstrand, on waivers
Antonin Artaud, Broadway
Banjo, Stamford
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, Seattle
Camillo Golgi, Industry/on waivers
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, San Jose
Chuck Palumbo, on waivers
Diane Chambers, Los Angeles/on waivers
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Elon Musk, Industry
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Federico Garcia Lorca, Broadway
Ferenc Puskas, Kratovo
Frank Galvin, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Past, Halicarnassus
Gordon Moore, Industry
Helena Christensen, Milan
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Brussels/Industry
Horace Rumpole, Stamford
Ivan Pavlov, Acton
Ivor Broadis, Broadway
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
John Diamond, Pittsburgh
Jonny 5, Brussels
Keith Roberts, Industry
King Boo, Halicarnassus
Lisa Snowdon, Seattle
Louis Beel, Brussels/Industry
Perry Mason, Los Angeles
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Riou, San Jose
Spartacus, Pittsburgh
Stjepan Bobek, Kratovo
Walter Reuther, Industry/on waivers
Yoanna House, on waivers

Right Fielders

Adam Maitland, Industry
Agnes Sorel, Milan
August Krogh, Stockholm
Benson DuBois, Los Angeles
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Dani Evans, Milan
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Edmund Exley, Dodge City
Faarooq, Stamford
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Inky, Halicarnassus
Ira Corn, Las Vegas
John Swanson, Las Vegas
Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle
Jules Bordet, Stockholm
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kate Moss, Acton
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Laura Holt, Los Angeles
Mario Monti, on waivers
Michael Knight, Acton
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Nadja Auermann, on waivers
Oswaldo da Silva, Kratovo
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
Parappa the Rapper, San Jose
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Industry
Ryu Hayabusa, Milan
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, Broadway
Stringfellow Hawke, Acton/Dodge City
Tage Reedtz-Thott, Brussels/Brussels
The Rock, Stamford
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
William Wallace, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Los Angeles
Adele, Stamford
Adriana Karembeu, Acton
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allen Cunningham, Las Vegas
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Stockholm
Aya Brea, San Jose
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Halicarnassus
Christopher Fry, Broadway
Conrad Schlumberger, Industry
David Packard, Industry
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Dixie Kong, San Jose
El Greco, Acton/on waivers
Fiona Apple, Seattle
Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
George Steinbrenner, Industry
Gil Merrick, Kratovo
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo
Henry Ford, Industry
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stamford
Ian McDonald, Brooklyn
James T. Kirk, Acton
Janos Ader, Brussels/on waivers
Joey Gladstone, Brussels/on waivers
John Patrick Shanley, on waivers
Jon Stewart, Acton
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Joshua Waitzkin, Los Angeles
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Karolos Papoulias, Brussels/on waivers
Ken Starr, Dodge City
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Learned Hand, Brussels/on waivers
Leonard McCoy, Acton
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Liu Wen, Milan
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Luca Blight, San Jose
Manuel "Manny" Calavera, on waivers
Maurice Maeterlinck, Halicarnassus
Michelle McCool, Stamford
Mr. Pink, Pittsburgh
Mrs. Robinson, Pittsburgh
Neal Stephenson, Brooklyn
Ric Flair, Kratovo
Rosen Plevneliev, Seattle
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Sauli Niinisto, Brussels/on waivers
Schala, San Jose
Sergey Brin, Industry
Shannon Leto, Seattle
Spock, Dodge City
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Industry
Steve Wozniak, Industry/Dodge City
Sue, Brussels
Teddy KGB, Pittsburgh
The Bloody Baron, Halicarnassus
The Headless Horseman, Halicarnassus
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Tommy Younger, Dodge City
Ultimate Warrior, Stamford
Vaira Vike-Freiberga, Brussels
Victor Hugo, Broadway
Walter Zeman, Kratovo/on waivers
Woodrow Wilson, Stockholm

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, Kratovo
Banquo, Halicarnassus
Bill Joy, Industry
Chris Mars, Seattle
Chyna, Stamford
Daria Werbowy, on waivers
Dick Loudon, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Lynn, Brooklyn
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
Gareth Peirce, Dodge City
George Costanza, Los Angeles
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Greg Bear, Seattle
Gyula Grosics, Kratovo
Hal Clement, on waivers
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, Pittsburgh
Jack Chalker, Brooklyn
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Jared Leto, Seattle
Jerry Seinfeld, Los Angeles/Brussels
Joseph Flom, Dodge City
Julio Musimessi, Kratovo
Kelley Deal, Milan
Laszlo Kover, Broadway
Les Arps, Dodge City
Lily Allen, on waivers
Marcel Schlumberger, on waivers
Margaret Atwood, Kratovo
Mars Callahan, Las Vegas
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Niki Taylor, Broadway
Pat Murphy, on waivers
Randall Garrett, Dodge City/on waivers
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Sugar Ray Leonard, Broadway
Tegan Rain Quin, San Jose
Thurgood Marshall, Dodge City/on waivers
Tjalling Koopmans, Stockholm
Vincent Valentine, on waivers
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Hewlett, Industry
William Wycherly, Brussels

Relief Pitchers

Aeris Gainsborough, San Jose
Alexander Pushkin, Broadway
Alvah Curtis Roebuck, Pittsburgh
Andrea Jung, Pittsburgh
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
Arabella Mansfield, Dodge City
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Bender the Offender, Stamford
Blanche Devereaux, Los Angeles
Boo, on waivers
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo
Chrissy Teigen, Milan
Christian Dior, Industry
Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
Classy Freddie Blassie, Stamford
David Gerrold, Brooklyn
Derrick Bell, Dodge City
Diddy Kong, San Jose
Dorothy Zbornak, Broadway
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn
Duke Nukem, San Jose
Elizabeth Arden, Kratovo
Elle Macpherson, Seattle
Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
George "The Animal" Steele, Kratovo
Gloria Allred, on waivers
Grand Duchess Marie-Adelheid, Brussels
Holly Weber, Milan
Irving Picard, Kratovo
Jack Kelsey, on waivers
Janet Weiss, on waivers
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
Jesse Katsopolis, Los Angeles
Jessica Rabbit, Pittsburgh
John Milo Ford, Brooklyn
Julie Henderson, Milan
Kalidasa, Pittsburgh
Kate Upton, on waivers
Kim Pine, Seattle
King Albert I, Brussels/Brussels
King George V, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle
King Leopold I, Broadway
King Louis-Philippe, Brussels
Kurt Angle, Brussels
Layne Flack, on waivers
LeChuck, Halicarnassus
Louis Brandeis, on waivers
Marcel Luske, Las Vegas
Marge Schott, on waivers
Marshall Skadden, Dodge City
Mary Kay Ash, Industry
Mexican Wrestler Ted, Acton
Moaning Myrtle, Broadway
Nan Wood Graham, Milan
Natalia Vodianova, on waivers
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Newman, Brussels
Pauline Bonaparte, Milan
Pavel Chekov, Acton
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, Las Vegas
Punky Brewster, Dodge City
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Rolem, on waivers
Romain Rolland, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Brussels/Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, Acton
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Sara Keirsten Quin, Broadway
Sarah McLachlan, Seattle
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
Sophia Petrillo, Los Angeles/on waivers
Speedy Spirit, Halicarnassus
T. S. Eliot, Los Angeles
Temper Terror, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Verner von Heidenstam, Brussels/on waivers
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William 2. Gibson, Broadway