Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 2889 Morrissey, 22, c (78 G, -1.0 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 28, 1b (437 G, 0.0 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2176 Michael McDermott, 30, 1b (394 G, -3.3 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2249 Saria, 29, 2b (343 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 25, 3b (240 G, 2.7 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2841 Quina Quen, 22, 3b (54 G, -1.8 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 27, ss (226 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2671 Travis Barker, 23, ss (152 G, 1.1 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2622 Mike Doughty, 24, lf (274 G, 4.3 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 25, cf (232 G, -0.5 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2509 Johnny Rzeznik, 27, rf (320 G, -0.4 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 29, rf (169 G, 3.9 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2252 Neal Stephenson, 29, sp (178 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 26, sp (125 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2746 Amy Winehouse, 22, sp (43 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 27, mr (232 G, 3.6 PRAA/300)
• 2586 Chris Mars, 23, mr (98 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2770 Jemaine Clement, 23, mr (81 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2032 King Karl XIV Johan, 30, rp (357 G, 9.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2724 Bret McKenzie, 23, rp (63 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2964 Liz Phair, 21, rp (13 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2503 Robert Plant, 25, 2b (122 G, -1.3 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2901 Mick Fleetwood, 20, rf (18 G, 9.6 DR/40, -15.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3008 Karen Orzolek, 17, rp (who?)
• 2852 Stephin Merritt, 19, 2b (who?)
• 2962 Tommy Polinsky, 18, c