Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 2889 Morrissey, 23, c (110 G, -0.5 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2279 Wouter de Backer, 29, 1b (477 G, 0.4 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2176 Michael McDermott, 31, 1b (439 G, -3.0 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2631 LeRoi Jones, 26, 2b (288 G, -1.8 DR/40, 10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 26, 3b (280 G, 2.6 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3062 John McCrea, 21, 3b (37 G, -4.3 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 28, ss (252 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2671 Travis Barker, 24, ss (196 G, 1.6 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2622 Mike Doughty, 25, lf (321 G, 4.7 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2443 Ben Folds, 26, cf (274 G, -0.7 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 18, cf (40 G, 0.1 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 30, rf (184 G, 3.9 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2252 Neal Stephenson, 30, sp (196 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2393 Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, 27, sp (143 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2746 Amy Winehouse, 23, sp (57 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2310 Mars Homeworld, 28, mr (257 G, 4.2 PRAA/300)
• 2586 Chris Mars, 24, mr (124 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2770 Jemaine Clement, 24, mr (103 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1983 Elizabeth Arden, 34, rp (402 G, 14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2032 King Karl XIV Johan, 31, rp (382 G, 10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2290 Rose Nylund, 29, rp (273 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2901 Mick Fleetwood, 21, rf (18 G, 9.6 DR/40, -15.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2964 Liz Phair, 22, rp (13 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3008 Karen Orzolek, 18, rp (who?)
• 2852 Stephin Merritt, 20, 2b (who?)
• 3025 James Blaylock, 19, 3b (who?)