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SimBase Players, Year 30

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude, cf, Stamford
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 3b, Stamford

A.C. Slater, sp, Los Angeles
ALF, c, Los Angeles
Abe Fortas, sp, Dodge City
Adam Levine, c, Brooklyn
Adelbert Steiner, 2b, San Jose
Adele, sp, Broadway/on waivers
Adrian Nastase, 2b, on waivers
Agnes Sorel, cf, Milan
Agrias Oaks, sp, San Jose
Aishwarya Rai, 2b, Milan
Al Bundy, sp, Los Angeles
Al Calavicci, lf, on waivers
Al Davis, ss, Berkeley
Alan Dean Foster, 2b, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, c, Stamford
Alec Douglas-Home, lf, Brussels
Alexander Fleming, cf, Stockholm
Alfredo Lim, 3b, Los Angeles
Allan H. Selig, sp, Berkeley
Alucard, ss, on waivers
Amanda Marcum, rp, Brussels
Amy Winehouse, sp, Seattle
Andris Berzins, mr, on waivers
Anja Rubik, sp, Milan
Annie Duke, rp, Las Vegas
Antenor Lucas, ss, Kratovo
Anthony Bouvier, cf, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, cf, Kratovo
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, rp, Las Vegas
Antonio Roma, sp, Kratovo
Antonis Samaras, ss, Brussels
Ants Piip, rf, on waivers
Aphra Behn, lf, Broadway
Arabella Mansfield, rp, Dodge City
Arshile Gorky, sp, Acton
Asher T. Ashes, 2b, Halicarnassus
Avril Lavigne, sp, Broadway
Axel Foley, rf, Dodge City
Aya Brea, mr, San Jose

Balki Bartokomous, rp, Los Angeles
Banquo, mr, Kratovo
Bar Paly, cf, Kratovo
Barbara Maitland, 2b, Los Angeles
Bas Drijver, c, Las Vegas
Bea Witch, rp, Halicarnassus
Beloved, lf, Halicarnassus
Ben Bova, cf, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, cf, Seattle
Bender the Offender, rp, Stamford
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, sp, Pittsburgh
Bernard Hogan-Howe, ss, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, ss, Stockholm
Bertil Ohlin, mr, Stockholm
Bill Root, ss, Las Vegas
Bill Veeck, rf, Berkeley
Blanche Devereaux, sp, Acton
Bob Loblaw, lf, Dodge City
Bobby Charlton, rf, Kratovo
Bobby Fischer, sp, Las Vegas
Bobby Goldman, 2b, Las Vegas
Bobo Brazil, lf, Kratovo
Bogdan Borusewicz, sp, Brussels
Booker T, 2b, Stamford
Booker T. Washington, 3b, Berkeley
Brendan Behan, c, Broadway
Bret McKenzie, rp, Seattle
Brock Lesnar, rp, Stamford
Brother Xavier, 3b, Las Vegas
Bud White, ss, on waivers
Buttercup, 2b, Brooklyn

C.U. Later, mr, Halicarnassus
Cara Delevingne, 2b, Milan
Carl Winslow, 3b, Acton
Carlos Jose Castilho, rp, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Carolyn Janice Cherry, 1b, Brooklyn
Carolyn Lynch, cf, Stamford
Casper the Friendly Ghost, sp, Stamford
Charles Comiskey, c, on waivers
Charles Edouard Guillaume, ss, Stockholm
Charles Richet, rf, Stockholm
Charles de Lint, cf, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh
Chihiro Ogino, lf, Pittsburgh
China Mieville, sp, Brooklyn
Chop Chop Master Onion, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Chris Mars, mr, Seattle
Chrissy Teigen, rp, Milan/on waivers
Christa-Maria Sieland, ss, Pittsburgh
Christian Dior, rp, Berkeley
Christine Lagarde, rp, Dodge City
Christopher Pike, sp, on waivers
Christopher Priest, rf, Brooklyn
Chu-Chu, cf, San Jose
Chyna, mr, Stamford
Cidolfas Orlandu, c, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, c, Milan/on waivers
Citan Uzuki, mr, San Jose
Claire Voince, rp, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, rp, Kratovo
Connie Corleone, rf, Pittsburgh
Connie Mack, cf, Berkeley
Conrad Schlumberger, sp, Berkeley
Cosmo Kramer, 2b, Los Angeles
Crash Bandicoot, 1b, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, 1b, Halicarnassus

Dani Evans, rf, Milan
Darlene Conner, mr, Los Angeles
Data, mr, Acton
David Banner, c, Acton
David Bruce, 2b, Las Vegas
David Gerrold, rp, Kratovo
David Packard, sp, Berkeley
David Treadwell, ss, Acton
Derastus Clapp, 2b, Dodge City
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, sp, Seattle
Dinko Dermendzhiev, c, Kratovo
Dixie Kong, sp, San Jose
Dorothy Michaels, rf, Pittsburgh
Douglas Adams, rp, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh
Dr. Emmett Brown, 3b, Broadway
Dr. Johnny Fever, c, Stamford
Duke Nukem, rp, on waivers
Duncan MacLeod, cf, Acton

Edna Garrett, ss, Los Angeles
Edward V. Appleton, ss, Kratovo
Eiko Carol, sp, San Jose
Elhaym Van Houten, 1b, San Jose
Eliot Ness, ss, on waivers
Elizabeth Arden, rp, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Lynn, mr, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, 3b, Milan
Ellen Kushner, 2b, Berkeley
Elon Musk, cf, Berkeley
Elsa Hosk, rf, Milan
Elyse Taylor, ss, Milan/Pittsburgh
Eric Greco, 1b, Las Vegas
Eric Kokish, cf, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, 1b, Stockholm
Esko Aho, 1b, Brussels
Eva Pigford, cf, Broadway/on waivers

Faarooq, rf, Stamford
Face, 1b, Stamford/on waivers
Federico Garcia Lorca, cf, Los Angeles
Fei Fong Wong, cf, San Jose
Fiona Apple, sp, Broadway
Francisco Gento Lopez, 1b, Kratovo
Frank Costanza, c, Acton
Frank Galvin, cf, Dodge City
Frantisek Schmucker, rp, Los Angeles
Frederick Douglass, sp, Berkeley
Frederick Soddy, c, Broadway
Freya Crescent, rf, San Jose
Friedrich Bergius, c, Stockholm
Friedrich Hayek, mr, Stockholm

G.I. Missyou, rp, Halicarnassus
Gabriel Tosh, rp, Halicarnassus
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, ss, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, ss, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, ss, San Jose
Genuine Great King Kizer, sp, Stamford
Geoff Hampson, lf, Las Vegas
George Costanza, mr, Los Angeles
George Francisco, rf, Acton
George Marshall, sp, Stockholm
George Peele, rp, Broadway
George Rosenkranz, lf, Las Vegas
George Steinbrenner, sp, Berkeley/Dodge City
Georgi Asparuhov, lf, Kratovo
Georgia "George" Lass, rf, Halicarnassus
Gerald Shargel, rp, Dodge City/Berkeley
Gerd Wiesler, rp, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
Ghost Host, rp, Stamford
Ghost of Christmas Future, 2b, Halicarnassus
Ghost of Christmas Past, cf, on waivers
Glen Cook, lf, Brussels/Brooklyn
Goran Persson, 3b, on waivers
Gordon Freeman, mr, San Jose
Gordon Moore, cf, Berkeley
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, 1b, Stamford/on waivers
Greg Merson, rp, on waivers
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, sp, Kratovo/Broadway
Gyula Grosics, mr, Stamford

Hail N. Hardy, sp, Halicarnassus
Hammer, sp, San Jose
Hannah Davis, c, Milan
Hans Adolf Krebs, rf, Stockholm
Hans Gruber, rp, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn
Hans Tilkowski, sp, Kratovo
Harold T. Stone, c, Dodge City
Harriet Tubman, 1b, Berkeley
Harry Callahan, 1b, Dodge City
Helena Christensen, cf, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, cf, on waivers
Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock, ss, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Henrik Pontoppidan, rp, Stockholm
Hikaru Sulu, mr, Acton
Hjalmar Branting, sp, Stockholm
Horace Derwent, rp, Halicarnassus
Howard Waldrop, mr, Brooklyn

Ian McDonald, sp, Brooklyn
Igor Netto, cf, Kratovo
Igor Teper, sp, Broadway
Imre Nagy, rf, Brussels
Indulis Emsis, ss, Brussels
Ingvar Carlsson, 2b, on waivers
Inigo Montoya, mr, on waivers
Ireland Baldwin, 3b, Acton
Italo Calvino, lf, Dodge City
Ivor Broadis, cf, Broadway
Izabel Goulart, rp, Milan

Jacques Chaban-Delmas, lf, Brussels
Jacques Chirac, sp, Brussels
Jake Gittes, mr, Pittsburgh
Jakob Dylan, 3b, Seattle
James "Popeye" Doyle, 3b, Dodge City
James Blaylock, 3b, Brooklyn
James Gordon, 3b, Dodge City
James T. Kirk, sp, Acton
Jamie Gold, mr, Las Vegas
Janez Drnovsek, sp, Brussels
Jaslene Gonzalez, rp, Los Angeles
Jay, ss, Pittsburgh
Jean Anouilh, 3b, on waivers
Jean-Marc Ayrault, c, Brooklyn/Milan
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, cf, Brussels
Jemaine Clement, mr, Seattle
Jennifer Tilly, rp, Las Vegas
Jerry Hall, ss, Broadway
Jesse Jackson, lf, Berkeley
Jessica Rabbit, rp, Pittsburgh/Milan
Jimi Hendrix, 1b, Brooklyn
Jiri Trnka, 2b, Kratovo
Jo Cals, ss, Brussels
Johannes Fibiger, cf, Stockholm
Johannes Stark, 3b, Stockholm
John "Hannibal" Smith, 1b, Acton
John Brown, lf, on waivers
John Clute, lf, Kratovo
John Day, 1b, Broadway
John Diamond, cf, Pittsburgh/on waivers
John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm
John Kessel, 1b, on waivers
John Milo Ford, rp, on waivers
John Murray Forbes, 1b, Los Angeles
Johnny Blaze, rp, Halicarnassus
Johnny Rzeznik, rf, Seattle
Joon Pahk, cf, Las Vegas
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, 3b, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, sp, Las Vegas
Josef Masopust, 3b, Kratovo
Joshua Waitzkin, mr, Los Angeles
Jowy Atreides, ss, San Jose
Julia Sugarbaker, lf, Los Angeles
Julie Henderson, rp, Milan
Just Joe, sp, Pittsburgh

KITT, lf, Acton
Kal-El, 2b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Karapet, rf, Las Vegas
Karen Joy Fowler, sp, Brooklyn
Karen Orzolek, rp, Seattle
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, rp, Kratovo
Karlie Kloss, ss, Milan
Katherine Webb, rp, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, rp, Dodge City
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, rf, Seattle
Kazooie, sp, San Jose
Kelly Kapowski, 3b, Los Angeles
Kelly LeBrock, rf, Brussels
Ken Starr, sp, Acton
Kim Alexis, ss, Dodge City
Kim Pine, rp, Pittsburgh
King Boo, cf, Halicarnassus
King George V, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, rp, Seattle
King Leopold I, rp, on waivers

L'Wren Scott, cf, Milan
Lajos Tichy, 3b, Kratovo
Lana del Rey, sp, Kratovo
Lance Ito, sp, Dodge City
Lara Croft, mr, Pittsburgh
Laura James, cf, Broadway
Laurynas Stankevicius, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lawrence Deprimo, 2b, Dodge City
LeChuck, sp, Halicarnassus
LeRoi Jones, 2b, Broadway
Lee Blessing, lf, Brussels/on waivers
Lester Murphy, rp, Brussels
Leszek Miller, c, Brussels/on waivers
Lindsay Ellingson, sp, Milan
Lisa Snowdon, cf, on waivers
Lisa del Giocondo, sp, Milan
Liu Wen, mr, Milan
Liz Phair, rp, Seattle
Lizzy Jagger, rp, Milan
Lois McMaster Bujold, c, Brooklyn
Lou Bluhm, cf, Dodge City/Berkeley
Louis Renault, sp, Stockholm
Luca Blight, rp, San Jose
Lucius Shepard, ss, Brooklyn
Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, rp, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn

Magnus Carlsen, mr, Broadway/Kratovo
Marek Belka, 2b, Acton
Margaret Atwood, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Margaret Theresa of Spain, lf, Milan
Marisa Berenson, rf, Acton
Mark Geragos, rp, Pittsburgh
Mars Homeworld, mr, Seattle
Martin Garbus, rp, on waivers
Marvin Miller, 2b, Berkeley
Mary Kay Ash, rp, on waivers
Mary Robinson, sp, Brussels
Maryna Linchuk, lf, Milan
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 2b, Brussels
Max von Laue, 2b, on waivers
Michael Corleone, sp, on waivers
Michael Knight, rf, Acton
Michael McDermott, 1b, Seattle
Mick Fleetwood, rf, Seattle
Mihaly Lantos, ss, Kratovo
Mike Develin, 1b, Los Angeles
Mike Doughty, lf, Seattle
Mike Shinoda, ss, Seattle
Mikheil Meskhi, lf, on waivers
Mikulas Dzurinda, rf, Stamford
Milan Kucan, mr, Brussels/on waivers
Milton Friedman, mr, Stockholm
Milton Work, c, Las Vegas
Milutin Soskic, rp, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Miss Jessel, sp, Halicarnassus
Moaning Myrtle, rp, Broadway
Montgomery Scott, mr, Acton
Morrissey, c, Seattle
Mr. Belvedere, 3b, Los Angeles/Milan
Mrs. Robinson, sp, Broadway/on waivers
Murphy Brown, lf, Kratovo

Nan Wood Graham, rp, Dodge City
Nanami, 2b, San Jose
Nancy Kress, 2b, Brooklyn
Natalie Lovejoy, rf, Los Angeles
Neal Stephenson, sp, Seattle
Nearly Headless Nick, rp, Halicarnassus
Nicholas Rowe, rf, Broadway/on waivers
Nina Agdal, 2b, Milan
Nyota Uhura, sp, Acton

Obdulio Varela, ss, Acton
Oren Travis, c, Dodge City
Oskar Schindler, cf, Pittsburgh
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, rf, Stockholm
Otto Wallach, c, on waivers

Papa Shango, sp, on waivers
Pazuzu, sp, Halicarnassus
Pedro Santana Lopes, 2b, Brussels
Peeves, c, Halicarnassus
Peggy Bundy, rf, Los Angeles
Percy W. Bridgman, 3b, Stockholm
Perry Mason, cf, on waivers
Peter Weiss, 3b, Dodge City
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, rp, on waivers
Philip Banks, c, Dodge City
Philip Sydney, 1b, Broadway
Phineas Taylor Barnum, rf, Brooklyn
Porco Rosso, sp, Pittsburgh
Princess Mint, c, San Jose
Princess Nausicaa, sp, Pittsburgh
Punky Brewster, rp, Dodge City

Quina Quen, 3b, Seattle

Rachel Summers, 1b, Acton
Rajko Mitic, c, Pittsburgh
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, sp, Broadway
Ramza Beoulve, rp, San Jose
Rene Coty, sp, Brussels
Repo Man, 2b, Stamford
Rhonda Pearlman, cf, Dodge City
Richard Matheson, sp, Brooklyn
Riou, lf, San Jose
Robert Bolt, mr, Broadway
Robert Noyce, 3b, Berkeley
Robert Plant, 2b, Seattle
Roger Rabbit, lf, Pittsburgh
Romain Rolland, rp, Stockholm
Ron Klinger, c, Las Vegas
Rose Nylund, rp, Stamford
Roseanne Conner, cf, Los Angeles
Rudolph Eucken, rp, Los Angeles
Rue, mr, San Jose
Rusty Hardin, rp, on waivers

Sally Young, ss, Broadway
Sam Beckett, 1b, Acton
Sam Trickett, mr, Las Vegas
Sam Wheat, rp, Halicarnassus
Samuel "Screech" Powers, rf, Stamford
Santino Marella, rp, Stamford
Sarah Kerrigan, 2b, Halicarnassus
Sarah McLachlan, rp, on waivers
Saria, 2b, Seattle
Saskia van Rijn, sp, Milan
Scotty 2 Hotty, lf, Stamford
Sergey Brin, sp, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, sp, Las Vegas
Shannon Leto, sp, Dodge City
Silent Bob, 3b, Pittsburgh
Simon de Wijs, 3b, Las Vegas
Sinclair Lewis, rp, Stockholm
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, rf, on waivers
Slimer, ss, Halicarnassus
Sojourner Truth, 1b, Berkeley
Solid Snake, 3b, Halicarnassus
Sonny Corleone, ss, on waivers
Space Ghost, lf, Halicarnassus
Srboljub Krivokuca, sp, Los Angeles
Stanley Matthews, 3b, Stamford
Stephan Jenkins, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Stephen Malkmus, cf, Brussels
Stephin Merritt, 2b, Seattle
Steve Jobs, sp, Berkeley
Steve Wozniak, mr, Dodge City
Steven Tyler, rf, on waivers
Stevie Nicks, sp, Pittsburgh
Stjepan Bobek, 2b, Stamford
Susan Sugarbaker, rp, on waivers
Sybok, rp, Acton

Tanith Lee, 3b, Brooklyn
Teboho MacDonald Mashinini, mr, Berkeley
Temper Terror, rp, Kratovo
Templeton Peck, ss, on waivers
Terence Rattigan, 1b, Broadway
Terry Bisson, rp, Brooklyn
Test, c, Pittsburgh
Teyona Anderson, 1b, Milan
The Fat Friar, 1b, Halicarnassus
The Phantom of the Opera, rp, on waivers
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, ss, Halicarnassus
Theo Huxtable, rp, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, rp, Broadway
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, rf, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., rf, Brooklyn
Thomas Sackville, rf, Broadway
Tiit Vahi, 1b, on waivers
Tobias Stone, cf, Las Vegas
Tom Dwan, sp, Las Vegas
Tom Yawkey, lf, Stamford/on waivers
Tommy Polinsky, c, Seattle
Totoro, c, Pittsburgh
Tracy Letts, rf, Broadway
Travis Barker, ss, Seattle

Ultimate Warrior, sp, Stamford/Kratovo/on waivers
Uncle Jacob Dread, cf, on waivers

Vader, ss, Stamford
Vernon Jordan, rp, Stamford
Victor Hugo, sp, Stamford
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, rf, Milan
Vito Corleone, 2b, Pittsburgh
Vivi Ornitier, mr, San Jose

Walter O'Malley, c, Berkeley
Walthere Frere-Orban, 1b, Brussels
Whoopi Goldberg, rp, Acton
Wilhelm Ostwald, c, Stockholm
Wilhelm Steinitz, sp, Las Vegas
Willem Einthoven, rf, Stockholm
William 2. Gibson, rp, Broadway/on waivers
William Dunlap, ss, Dodge City
William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, c, Berkeley
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, mr, Brooklyn
William H. Gates, lf, on waivers
William Hewlett, mr, Berkeley
William Knudsen, c, Berkeley
William Randolph Hearst, 3b, on waivers
William Regal, 3b, Stamford
William Shea, 3b, Berkeley
William Wallace, rf, Pittsburgh
Williams Seward Burroughs, lf, Brooklyn
Wim Kok, cf, Brussels
Woodrow Wilson, sp, Stockholm
Wouter de Backer, 1b, Seattle

Yiannis Grivas, 3b, Brussels

Zack Morris, sp, Los Angeles
Zidane Tribal, cf, San Jose
Ziggy, c, Acton
Zoe Akins, 3b, Broadway

By position

Catchers

ALF, Los Angeles
Adam Levine, Brooklyn
Alberto Del Rio, Stamford
Bas Drijver, Las Vegas
Brendan Behan, Broadway
Charles Comiskey, on waivers
Cidolfas Orlandu, San Jose
Cintia Dicker, Milan/on waivers
David Banner, Acton
Dinko Dermendzhiev, Kratovo
Dr. Johnny Fever, Stamford
Frank Costanza, Acton
Frederick Soddy, Broadway
Friedrich Bergius, Stockholm
Hannah Davis, Milan
Harold T. Stone, Dodge City
Jean-Marc Ayrault, Brooklyn/Milan
Leszek Miller, Brussels/on waivers
Lois McMaster Bujold, Brooklyn
Milton Work, Las Vegas
Morrissey, Seattle
Oren Travis, Dodge City
Otto Wallach, on waivers
Peeves, Halicarnassus
Philip Banks, Dodge City
Princess Mint, San Jose
Rajko Mitic, Pittsburgh
Ron Klinger, Las Vegas
Test, Pittsburgh
Tommy Polinsky, Seattle
Totoro, Pittsburgh
Walter O'Malley, Berkeley
Wilhelm Ostwald, Stockholm
William Edward Burghardt Du Bois, Berkeley
William Knudsen, Berkeley
Ziggy, Acton

First Basemen

Carolyn Janice Cherry, Brooklyn
Crash Bandicoot, Stockholm
Cuthbert Binns, Halicarnassus
Elhaym Van Houten, San Jose
Eric Greco, Las Vegas
Ernest Rutherford, Stockholm
Esko Aho, Brussels
Face, Stamford/on waivers
Francisco Gento Lopez, Kratovo
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Stamford/on waivers
Harriet Tubman, Berkeley
Harry Callahan, Dodge City
Jimi Hendrix, Brooklyn
John "Hannibal" Smith, Acton
John Day, Broadway
John Kessel, on waivers
John Murray Forbes, Los Angeles
Michael McDermott, Seattle
Mike Develin, Los Angeles
Philip Sydney, Broadway
Rachel Summers, Acton
Sam Beckett, Acton
Sojourner Truth, Berkeley
Stephan Jenkins, Seattle/on waivers
Terence Rattigan, Broadway
Teyona Anderson, Milan
The Fat Friar, Halicarnassus
Tiit Vahi, on waivers
Walthere Frere-Orban, Brussels
Wouter de Backer, Seattle

Second Basemen

Adelbert Steiner, San Jose
Adrian Nastase, on waivers
Aishwarya Rai, Milan
Alan Dean Foster, Brooklyn
Asher T. Ashes, Halicarnassus
Barbara Maitland, Los Angeles
Bobby Goldman, Las Vegas
Booker T, Stamford
Buttercup, Brooklyn
Cara Delevingne, Milan
Cosmo Kramer, Los Angeles
David Bruce, Las Vegas
Derastus Clapp, Dodge City
Ellen Kushner, Berkeley
Ghost of Christmas Future, Halicarnassus
Ingvar Carlsson, on waivers
Jiri Trnka, Kratovo
Kal-El, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lawrence Deprimo, Dodge City
LeRoi Jones, Broadway
Marek Belka, Acton
Marvin Miller, Berkeley
Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, Brussels
Max von Laue, on waivers
Nanami, San Jose
Nancy Kress, Brooklyn
Nina Agdal, Milan
Pedro Santana Lopes, Brussels
Repo Man, Stamford
Robert Plant, Seattle
Sarah Kerrigan, Halicarnassus
Saria, Seattle
Stephin Merritt, Seattle
Stjepan Bobek, Stamford
Vito Corleone, Pittsburgh

Third Basemen

"The Road Dogg" Jesse James, Stamford
Alfredo Lim, Los Angeles
Booker T. Washington, Berkeley
Brother Xavier, Las Vegas
Carl Winslow, Acton
Dr. Emmett Brown, Broadway
Elizabeth Siddal, Milan
Goran Persson, on waivers
Ireland Baldwin, Acton
Jakob Dylan, Seattle
James "Popeye" Doyle, Dodge City
James Blaylock, Brooklyn
James Gordon, Dodge City
Jean Anouilh, on waivers
Johannes Stark, Stockholm
Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, Brussels
Josef Masopust, Kratovo
Kelly Kapowski, Los Angeles
Lajos Tichy, Kratovo
Mr. Belvedere, Los Angeles/Milan
Percy W. Bridgman, Stockholm
Peter Weiss, Dodge City
Quina Quen, Seattle
Robert Noyce, Berkeley
Silent Bob, Pittsburgh
Simon de Wijs, Las Vegas
Solid Snake, Halicarnassus
Stanley Matthews, Stamford
Tanith Lee, Brooklyn
William Randolph Hearst, on waivers
William Regal, Stamford
William Shea, Berkeley
Yiannis Grivas, Brussels
Zoe Akins, Broadway

Shortstops

Al Davis, Berkeley
Alucard, on waivers
Antenor Lucas, Kratovo
Antonis Samaras, Brussels
Bernard Hogan-Howe, San Jose
Bertie Peacock, Stockholm
Bill Root, Las Vegas
Bud White, on waivers
Charles Edouard Guillaume, Stockholm
Christa-Maria Sieland, Pittsburgh
David Treadwell, Acton
Edna Garrett, Los Angeles
Edward V. Appleton, Kratovo
Eliot Ness, on waivers
Elyse Taylor, Milan/Pittsburgh
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, San Jose
Geir Helgemo, Las Vegas
General Beatrix, San Jose
Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Indulis Emsis, Brussels
Jay, Pittsburgh
Jerry Hall, Broadway
Jo Cals, Brussels
Jowy Atreides, San Jose
Karlie Kloss, Milan
Kim Alexis, Dodge City
Lucius Shepard, Brooklyn
Mihaly Lantos, Kratovo
Mike Shinoda, Seattle
Obdulio Varela, Acton
Sally Young, Broadway
Slimer, Halicarnassus
Sonny Corleone, on waivers
Templeton Peck, on waivers
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Halicarnassus
Travis Barker, Seattle
Vader, Stamford
William Dunlap, Dodge City

Left Fielders

Al Calavicci, on waivers
Alec Douglas-Home, Brussels
Aphra Behn, Broadway
Beloved, Halicarnassus
Bob Loblaw, Dodge City
Bobo Brazil, Kratovo
Chihiro Ogino, Pittsburgh
Geoff Hampson, Las Vegas
George Rosenkranz, Las Vegas
Georgi Asparuhov, Kratovo
Glen Cook, Brussels/Brooklyn
Italo Calvino, Dodge City
Jacques Chaban-Delmas, Brussels
Jesse Jackson, Berkeley
John Brown, on waivers
John Clute, Kratovo
Julia Sugarbaker, Los Angeles
KITT, Acton
Laurynas Stankevicius, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lee Blessing, Brussels/on waivers
Margaret Theresa of Spain, Milan
Maryna Linchuk, Milan
Mike Doughty, Seattle
Mikheil Meskhi, on waivers
Murphy Brown, Kratovo
Riou, San Jose
Roger Rabbit, Pittsburgh
Scotty 2 Hotty, Stamford
Space Ghost, Halicarnassus
Tom Yawkey, Stamford/on waivers
William H. Gates, on waivers
Williams Seward Burroughs, Brooklyn

Center Fielders

"Ravishing" Rick Rude, Stamford
Agnes Sorel, Milan
Alexander Fleming, Stockholm
Anthony Bouvier, Brooklyn
Antonin Artaud, Kratovo
Bar Paly, Kratovo
Ben Bova, Brooklyn
Ben Folds, Seattle
Carolyn Lynch, Stamford
Charles de Lint, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh
Chop Chop Master Onion, Los Angeles/on waivers
Chu-Chu, San Jose
Connie Mack, Berkeley
Duncan MacLeod, Acton
Elon Musk, Berkeley
Eric Kokish, Las Vegas
Eva Pigford, Broadway/on waivers
Federico Garcia Lorca, Los Angeles
Fei Fong Wong, San Jose
Frank Galvin, Dodge City
Ghost of Christmas Past, on waivers
Gordon Moore, Berkeley
Helena Christensen, Broadway
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, on waivers
Igor Netto, Kratovo
Ivor Broadis, Broadway
Jean-Pierre Raffarin, Brussels
Johannes Fibiger, Stockholm
John Diamond, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Joon Pahk, Las Vegas
King Boo, Halicarnassus
L'Wren Scott, Milan
Laura James, Broadway
Lisa Snowdon, on waivers
Lou Bluhm, Dodge City/Berkeley
Oskar Schindler, Pittsburgh
Perry Mason, on waivers
Rhonda Pearlman, Dodge City
Roseanne Conner, Los Angeles
Stephen Malkmus, Brussels
Tobias Stone, Las Vegas
Uncle Jacob Dread, on waivers
Wim Kok, Brussels
Zidane Tribal, San Jose

Right Fielders

Ants Piip, on waivers
Axel Foley, Dodge City
Bill Veeck, Berkeley
Bobby Charlton, Kratovo
Charles Richet, Stockholm
Christopher Priest, Brooklyn
Connie Corleone, Pittsburgh
Dani Evans, Milan
Dorothy Michaels, Pittsburgh
Elsa Hosk, Milan
Faarooq, Stamford
Freya Crescent, San Jose
George Francisco, Acton
Georgia "George" Lass, Halicarnassus
Hans Adolf Krebs, Stockholm
Imre Nagy, Brussels
John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm
Johnny Rzeznik, Seattle
Karapet, Las Vegas
Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, Seattle
Kelly LeBrock, Brussels
Marisa Berenson, Acton
Michael Knight, Acton
Mick Fleetwood, Seattle
Mikulas Dzurinda, Stamford
Natalie Lovejoy, Los Angeles
Nicholas Rowe, Broadway/on waivers
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Stockholm
Peggy Bundy, Los Angeles
Phineas Taylor Barnum, Brooklyn
Samuel "Screech" Powers, Stamford
Sir Wilfrid Robarts, on waivers
Steven Tyler, on waivers
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal, Brussels
Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., Brooklyn
Thomas Sackville, Broadway
Tracy Letts, Broadway
Virginie Amelie Avegno Gautreau, Milan
Willem Einthoven, Stockholm
William Wallace, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

A.C. Slater, Los Angeles
Abe Fortas, Dodge City
Adele, Broadway/on waivers
Agrias Oaks, San Jose
Al Bundy, Los Angeles
Allan H. Selig, Berkeley
Amy Winehouse, Seattle
Anja Rubik, Milan
Antonio Roma, Kratovo
Arshile Gorky, Acton
Avril Lavigne, Broadway
Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue, Pittsburgh
Blanche Devereaux, Acton
Bobby Fischer, Las Vegas
Bogdan Borusewicz, Brussels
Casper the Friendly Ghost, Stamford
China Mieville, Brooklyn
Christopher Pike, on waivers
Conrad Schlumberger, Berkeley
David Packard, Berkeley
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong, Seattle
Dixie Kong, San Jose
Eiko Carol, San Jose
Fiona Apple, Broadway
Frederick Douglass, Berkeley
Genuine Great King Kizer, Stamford
George Marshall, Stockholm
George Steinbrenner, Berkeley/Dodge City
Gylmar dos Santos Neves, Kratovo/Broadway
Hail N. Hardy, Halicarnassus
Hammer, San Jose
Hans Tilkowski, Kratovo
Hjalmar Branting, Stockholm
Ian McDonald, Brooklyn
Igor Teper, Broadway
Jacques Chirac, Brussels
James T. Kirk, Acton
Janez Drnovsek, Brussels
Jose Raul Capablanca, Las Vegas
Just Joe, Pittsburgh
Karen Joy Fowler, Brooklyn
Kazooie, San Jose
Ken Starr, Acton
Lana del Rey, Kratovo
Lance Ito, Dodge City
LeChuck, Halicarnassus
Lindsay Ellingson, Milan
Lisa del Giocondo, Milan
Louis Renault, Stockholm
Mary Robinson, Brussels
Michael Corleone, on waivers
Miss Jessel, Halicarnassus
Mrs. Robinson, Broadway/on waivers
Neal Stephenson, Seattle
Nyota Uhura, Acton
Papa Shango, on waivers
Pazuzu, Halicarnassus
Porco Rosso, Pittsburgh
Princess Nausicaa, Pittsburgh
Ramon de Valle-Inclan, Broadway
Rene Coty, Brussels
Richard Matheson, Brooklyn
Saskia van Rijn, Milan
Sergey Brin, Brussels
Sergey Karjakin, Las Vegas
Shannon Leto, Dodge City
Srboljub Krivokuca, Los Angeles
Steve Jobs, Berkeley
Stevie Nicks, Pittsburgh
Tom Dwan, Las Vegas
Ultimate Warrior, Stamford/Kratovo/on waivers
Victor Hugo, Stamford
Wilhelm Steinitz, Las Vegas
Woodrow Wilson, Stockholm
Zack Morris, Los Angeles

Middle Relievers

Andris Berzins, on waivers
Aya Brea, San Jose
Banquo, Kratovo
Bertil Ohlin, Stockholm
C.U. Later, Halicarnassus
Chris Mars, Seattle
Chyna, Stamford
Citan Uzuki, San Jose
Darlene Conner, Los Angeles
Data, Acton
Elizabeth Lynn, Broadway
Friedrich Hayek, Stockholm
George Costanza, Los Angeles
Gordon Freeman, San Jose
Gyula Grosics, Stamford
Hikaru Sulu, Acton
Howard Waldrop, Brooklyn
Inigo Montoya, on waivers
Jake Gittes, Pittsburgh
Jamie Gold, Las Vegas
Jemaine Clement, Seattle
Joshua Waitzkin, Los Angeles
Lara Croft, Pittsburgh
Liu Wen, Milan
Magnus Carlsen, Broadway/Kratovo
Margaret Atwood, Los Angeles/on waivers
Mars Homeworld, Seattle
Milan Kucan, Brussels/on waivers
Milton Friedman, Stockholm
Montgomery Scott, Acton
Robert Bolt, Broadway
Rue, San Jose
Sam Trickett, Las Vegas
Steve Wozniak, Dodge City
Teboho MacDonald Mashinini, Berkeley
Vivi Ornitier, San Jose
William Fitzgerald Jenkins, Brooklyn
William Hewlett, Berkeley

Relief Pitchers

Amanda Marcum, Brussels
Annie Duke, Las Vegas
Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, Las Vegas
Arabella Mansfield, Dodge City
Balki Bartokomous, Los Angeles
Bea Witch, Halicarnassus
Bender the Offender, Stamford
Bret McKenzie, Seattle
Brock Lesnar, Stamford
Carlos Jose Castilho, Kratovo/Pittsburgh
Chrissy Teigen, Milan/on waivers
Christian Dior, Berkeley
Christine Lagarde, Dodge City
Claire Voince, Halicarnassus
Classy Freddie Blassie, Kratovo
David Gerrold, Kratovo
Douglas Adams, Brooklyn/Pittsburgh
Duke Nukem, on waivers
Elizabeth Arden, Los Angeles
Frantisek Schmucker, Los Angeles
G.I. Missyou, Halicarnassus
Gabriel Tosh, Halicarnassus
George Peele, Broadway
Gerald Shargel, Dodge City/Berkeley
Gerd Wiesler, Pittsburgh/Kratovo
Ghost Host, Stamford
Greg Merson, on waivers
Hans Gruber, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn
Henrik Pontoppidan, Stockholm
Horace Derwent, Halicarnassus
Izabel Goulart, Milan
Jaslene Gonzalez, Los Angeles
Jennifer Tilly, Las Vegas
Jessica Rabbit, Pittsburgh/Milan
John Milo Ford, on waivers
Johnny Blaze, Halicarnassus
Julie Henderson, Milan
Karen Orzolek, Seattle
Karl Adolph Gjellerup, Kratovo
Katherine Webb, Milan
Kathryn Ruemmler, Dodge City
Kim Pine, Pittsburgh
King George V, Brussels
King Karl XIV Johan, Seattle
King Leopold I, on waivers
Lester Murphy, Brussels
Liz Phair, Seattle
Lizzy Jagger, Milan
Luca Blight, San Jose
Lusheeta Toel Ul Laputa, Pittsburgh/Brooklyn
Mark Geragos, Pittsburgh
Martin Garbus, on waivers
Mary Kay Ash, on waivers
Milutin Soskic, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Moaning Myrtle, Broadway
Nan Wood Graham, Dodge City
Nearly Headless Nick, Halicarnassus
Phil "The Unabomber" Laak, on waivers
Punky Brewster, Dodge City
Ramza Beoulve, San Jose
Romain Rolland, Stockholm
Rose Nylund, Stamford
Rudolph Eucken, Los Angeles
Rusty Hardin, on waivers
Sam Wheat, Halicarnassus
Santino Marella, Stamford
Sarah McLachlan, on waivers
Sinclair Lewis, Stockholm
Susan Sugarbaker, on waivers
Sybok, Acton
Temper Terror, Kratovo
Terry Bisson, Brooklyn
The Phantom of the Opera, on waivers
Theo Huxtable, Stockholm
Thomas Kyd, Broadway
Vernon Jordan, Stamford
Whoopi Goldberg, Acton
William 2. Gibson, Broadway/on waivers