Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 28, c (412 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 34, 1b (660 G, 0.3 DR/40, 10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2919 Mike Develin, 22, 1b (49 G, 2.6 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2480 Barbara Maitland, 28, 2b (247 G, -1.8 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)
• 2710 Cosmo Kramer, 24, 2b (206 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2908 Alfredo Lim, 20, 3b (11 G, 2.5 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3034 Kelly Kapowski, 17, 3b (5 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 31, ss (567 G, 0.1 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2769 Julia Sugarbaker, 21, lf (86 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 32, cf (573 G, 3.6 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2873 Roseanne Conner, 20, cf (40 G, -2.6 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 28, rf (312 G, -0.9 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 32, sp (153 G, -0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 28, sp (142 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2523 Joshua Waitzkin, 26, mr (79 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2691 George Costanza, 23, mr (37 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2809 Darlene Conner, 21, mr (9 G, -2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1983 Elizabeth Arden, 33, rp (375 G, 14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 29, rp (251 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1996 Rudolph Eucken, 32, rp (225 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 25, rp (104 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2971 A.C. Slater, 19, sp (who?)
• 2977 Frantisek Schmucker, 17, rp (who?)
• 3016 Natalie Lovejoy, 17, rf
• 3004 Zack Morris, 17, sp (who?)
• 2945 Milutin Soskic, 18, rp (who?)