Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 27, c (364 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 2710 Cosmo Kramer, 23, 1b (159 G, 1.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1827 John Murray Forbes, 33, 2b (617 G, 0.5 DR/40, 10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1929 Kal-El, 32, 2b (525 G, -1.0 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2480 Barbara Maitland, 27, 2b (214 G, -2.2 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2173 Mr. Belvedere, 29, 3b (449 G, 3.1 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1923 Edna Garrett, 30, ss (525 G, 0.1 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 1978 Laurynas Stankevicius, 32, lf (545 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2769 Julia Sugarbaker, 20, lf (41 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1844 Federico Garcia Lorca, 31, cf (540 G, 4.4 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2074 Perry Mason, 31, cf (470 G, 2.6 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 27, rf (267 G, -0.5 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2131 Srboljub Krivokuca, 31, sp (137 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2426 Al Bundy, 27, sp (124 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1824 Margaret Atwood, 34, mr (392 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2523 Joshua Waitzkin, 25, mr (65 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1983 Elizabeth Arden, 32, rp (347 G, 14.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1990 Rusty Hardin, 33, rp (323 G, 13.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2069 Jaslene Gonzalez, 28, rp (223 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1996 Rudolph Eucken, 31, rp (201 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2332 Balki Bartokomous, 24, rp (84 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1631 Andris Berzins, 32, mr (406 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2691 George Costanza, 22, mr (21 G, -12.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2873 Roseanne Conner, 19, cf (19 G, -0.4 DR/40, -9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2809 Darlene Conner, 20, mr (4 G, -27.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2760 Susan Sugarbaker, 20, rp (who?)