Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 1875 Dr. Johnny Fever, 36, c (720 G, 0.6 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2354 Jean-Marc Ayrault, 31, c (422 G, -0.4 DR/40, 8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2517 Ron Klinger, 29, c (243 G, 2.6 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2772 Walter O'Malley, 26, c (205 G, 2.1 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2583 William Knudsen, 27, c (196 G, -4.1 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2962 Tommy Polinsky, 20, c
• 2890 Test, 21, c (who?)
• 2864 Oren Travis, 21, c
• 2895 Ziggy, 22, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 1943 Jimi Hendrix, 36, 1b (605 G, -1.7 DR/40, 15.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2287 Helena Christensen, 30, 1b (421 G, -2.9 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2298 Teyona Anderson, 30, 1b (392 G, 2.5 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2645 Walthere Frere-Orban, 24, 1b (234 G, 0.1 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2109 Ghost of Christmas Future, 33, 2b (492 G, -2.5 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2924 Nancy Kress, 23, 2b (54 G, 0.7 DR/40, -11.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3136 Hideki Yukawa, 21, 2b (who?)
• 3135 Ed Roland, 19, 2b (who?)
• 3186 Walter the Walrus, 19, 2b
• 2415 Percy W. Bridgman, 30, 3b (313 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2574 Carl Winslow, 28, 3b (302 G, 1.9 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2450 Brother Xavier, 28, 3b (284 G, -2.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40)
• 2500 Robert Noyce, 25, 3b (249 G, -2.2 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2919 Mike Develin, 24, 3b (95 G, 0.3 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2231 Slimer, 33, ss (465 G, -4.1 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2149 Bill Root, 32, ss (455 G, -1.2 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2196 The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, 31, ss (401 G, -2.9 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 2225 Italo Calvino, 30, lf (524 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2315 Aphra Behn, 28, lf (337 G, -1.7 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2384 Space Ghost, 30, lf (276 G, -7.7 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2854 Bobo Brazil, 22, lf (90 G, -0.6 DR/40, -9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2979 Jesse Jackson, 19, lf (22 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3195 Bre Scullark, 18, lf (who?)
• 1871 Charles de Lint, 33, cf (568 G, 4.6 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2497 Jean-Pierre Raffarin, 25, cf (243 G, -2.4 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2267 Ivor Broadis, 28, cf (212 G, -2.3 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3147 Egisto Pandolfini, 18, cf (who?)
• 2104 Faarooq, 34, rf (375 G, -6.2 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2114 Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, 31, rf (184 G, 3.9 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3167 Marc Bianchi, 17, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 1692 Victor Hugo, 37, sp (368 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2126 Arshile Gorky, 32, sp (139 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3063 Wellington Dread, 22, sp (19 G, -1.4 PRAA/300)
• 2971 A.C. Slater, 21, sp (15 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2839 Hjalmar Branting, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 2390 Jose Raul Capablanca, 31, mr (170 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2636 William Hewlett, 27, mr (148 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2694 Ian McDonald, 24, mr (119 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3024 Magnus Carlsen, 22, mr (44 G, -12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2973 Terry Bisson, 21, mr (5 G, -26.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2175 Carlos Jose Castilho, 33, rp (290 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2290 Rose Nylund, 30, rp (273 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2716 Arabella Mansfield, 27, rp (135 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2597 King George V, 27, rp (112 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2756 Karl Adolph Gjellerup, 26, rp (105 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2598 Dixie Kong, 25, rp (76 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2596 Nan Wood Graham, 24, rp (59 G, -15.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2869 G.I. Missyou, 24, rp (42 G, -4.5 PRAA/300)
• 2988 Horace Derwent, 22, rp (25 G, -17.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2731 Lizzy Jagger, 22, rp (19 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2945 Milutin Soskic, 20, rp (16 G, -23.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3008 Karen Orzolek, 19, rp (5 G, -50.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3053 Wolfgang Fahrian, 21, rp (who?)
• 3003 Ghost Host, 21, rp (who?)
• 3142 Beverly Crusher, 17, rp (who?)