Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 2325 ALF, 31, c (532 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2251 Peeves, 33, c (466 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2918 Dinko Dermendzhiev, 24, c (136 G, 0.1 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2893 Milton Work, 24, c (126 G, -0.3 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2967 Totoro, 22, c (52 G, -2.6 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3264 Walter Haworth, 21, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 2550 Cidolfas Orlandu, 30, 1b (389 G, -0.7 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40)
• 2399 The Fat Friar, 32, 1b (367 G, 0.8 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3048 Cory Matthews, 22, 1b (87 G, -0.5 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3217 Paul Karrer, 18, 1b (who?)
• 3165 Alenka Bratusek, 20, 1b
• 3156 Prudence Pock, 21, 1b
• 2991 Pedro Santana Lopes, 22, 2b (73 G, -2.5 DR/40, -10.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3050 Hazel Wolpert, 23, 2b (69 G, -1.9 DR/40, -15.8 OR/40)
• 2289 Tanith Lee, 29, 3b (442 G, 1.2 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2437 "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, 30, 3b (234 G, -2.6 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40)
• 2841 Quina Quen, 25, 3b (119 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3181 Phineas Pock, 21, 3b (41 G, -1.7 DR/40, -13.8 OR/40)
• 2213 Karlie Kloss, 32, ss (538 G, -0.7 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2312 Elyse Taylor, 30, ss (311 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2244 Mike Shinoda, 30, ss (277 G, 1.7 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2865 Jerry Hall, 24, ss (45 G, -0.3 DR/40, -10.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2569 John Clute, 25, lf (108 G, -0.5 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2108 King Boo, 32, cf (629 G, -5.4 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2599 Frank Galvin, 28, cf (332 G, 1.7 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40)
• 2687 Antonin Artaud, 27, cf (127 G, -3.8 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2821 Lou Bluhm, 24, cf (17 G, 1.4 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40)
• 3066 Spider Robinson, 20, cf (15 G, -9.9 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2916 Laura James, 21, cf (who?)
• 2164 Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Jr., 30, rf (576 G, 2.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2425 Peggy Bundy, 31, rf (391 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 2538 Georgia "George" Lass, 29, rf (204 G, -6.4 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3016 Natalie Lovejoy, 20, rf (41 G, -5.0 DR/40, -13.2 OR/40)
• 3275 Carrie Prejean, 17, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 2408 Steve Jobs, 30, sp (185 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2557 Bobby Fischer, 28, sp (127 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2753 Abe Fortas, 25, sp (86 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2928 Bogdan Borusewicz, 23, sp (80 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3210 Harry Blackmun, 20, sp (who?)
• 3238 Rachel Green, 20, sp (who?)
• 3090 Elijah Price, 19, sp

Relievers:

• 2347 Chyna, 31, mr (227 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2477 Aya Brea, 27, mr (116 G, -4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2838 Rene Coty, 23, mr (81 G, -9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2691 George Costanza, 26, mr (72 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2938 Ramon de Valle-Inclan, 25, mr (64 G, -10.6 PRAA/300)
• 3010 Sybok, 20, mr (9 G, -38.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2101 Annie Duke, 32, rp (305 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2375 Nearly Headless Nick, 32, rp (232 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2579 Classy Freddie Blassie, 26, rp (173 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2776 Katherine Webb, 24, rp (80 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3098 Ron Springett, 22, rp (39 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2940 Gerald Shargel, 21, rp (28 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2964 Liz Phair, 24, rp (19 G, -7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3161 Emily Ratajkowski, 22, rp (18 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3121 Ernst Toller, 22, rp (14 G, -25.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3059 Kimahri Ronso, 23, rp (7 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3149 Fatou Bensouda, 22, rp (6 G, -31.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3190 Bretislav Dolejsi, 21, rp (1 G, -30.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3219 Wesley Crusher, 20, rp (who?)
• 3232 Bradley Manning, 17, rp (who?)
• 3164 Eve Harrington, 19, rp (who?)
• 3148 Jane Yolen, 20, rp (who?)
• 3269 John Shirley, 21, rp (who?)