Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 2651 Wilhelm Ostwald, 27, c (386 G, 0.1 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3320 Bradley Nowell, 22, c (78 G, -3.4 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3361 Mark Foster, 18, 1b (18 G, -4.2 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3258 Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 21, 2b (119 G, 1.0 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 30, 3b (436 G, 1.0 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3025 James Blaylock, 23, 3b (111 G, 1.9 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3012 Hans Adolf Krebs, 26, ss (223 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2852 Stephin Merritt, 24, ss (120 G, -1.4 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3037 Antonis Samaras, 22, ss (100 G, 6.6 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3241 Steve Beatty, 22, lf (112 G, 0.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 22, cf (206 G, 2.7 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3062 John McCrea, 25, rf (164 G, 0.7 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3282 Marcus Mumford, 22, rf (96 G, 1.2 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3104 Lt. Danny Roman, 21, sp (28 G, -13.1 PRAA/300)
• 3379 Amy Lee, 20, sp (1 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3362 Aimee Mann, 18, sp (1 G, -25.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2770 Jemaine Clement, 28, mr (184 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3097 Forsythia Dread, 24, mr (109 G, -1.4 PRAA/300)
• 2491 Theo Huxtable, 28, rp (139 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3052 King Willem-Alexander, 24, rp (118 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3213 Florence Welch, 21, rp (68 G, -6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 2820 Stevie Nicks, 25, sp (99 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3216 Ivo Josipovic, 23, sp (46 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3387 Kele Okereke, 19, 2b (41 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3271 Grand Duke William IV, 20, sp (16 G, -11.0 PRAA/300)
• 3373 Amy Millan, 17, sp (who?)