Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 2651 Wilhelm Ostwald, 26, c (347 G, -0.0 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3320 Bradley Nowell, 21, c (43 G, -3.3 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3258 Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 20, 2b (79 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3282 Marcus Mumford, 21, 2b (48 G, -0.7 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3025 James Blaylock, 22, 3b (75 G, 4.6 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2852 Stephin Merritt, 23, ss (98 G, -1.1 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3037 Antonis Samaras, 21, ss (50 G, 6.8 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3241 Steve Beatty, 21, lf (65 G, -1.2 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 21, cf (166 G, 2.1 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3062 John McCrea, 24, rf (138 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3301 Brian Aubert, 18, rf (4 G, 0.0 DR/40, -22.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2820 Stevie Nicks, 24, sp (82 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3216 Ivo Josipovic, 22, sp (29 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3104 Lt. Danny Roman, 20, sp (17 G, -16.9 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 3097 Forsythia Dread, 23, mr (82 G, -3.6 PRAA/300)
• 3056 Nelson Rodrigues, 21, mr (67 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3272 Joey Tribbiani, 20, mr (24 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3052 King Willem-Alexander, 23, rp (97 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3213 Florence Welch, 20, rp (39 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3220 Jack Vincennes, 21, rp (23 G, -3.9 PRAA/300)
• 3325 Lykke Li, 17, rp (7 G, -13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3246 Thomas Bangalter, 18, lf (5 G, 0.0 DR/40, -16.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3245 Ken Liu, 18, rf (4 G, -12.0 DR/40, -29.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3271 Grand Duke William IV, 19, sp
• 3318 Reinhard Sorge, 17, rp (who?)
• 3336 Nathan Followill, 17, sp (who?)