Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 27, c (311 G, -2.1 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3344 Ezekiel Jackson, 22, c (54 G, 2.4 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3144 The Miz, 24, 1b (175 G, 2.5 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2921 Booker T, 24, 2b (162 G, -6.1 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3351 Theodore Long, 22, 2b (81 G, 3.4 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2728 William Regal, 28, 3b (375 G, -0.1 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 29, ss (407 G, 4.9 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 28, cf (168 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 3329 DeWitt Clinton, 19, cf (4 G, -23.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 30, rf (434 G, 2.7 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2984 Samuel "Screech" Powers, 26, rf (54 G, -6.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3254 Violent J, 22, rf (24 G, -5.3 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 30, sp (171 G, -5.6 PRAA/300)
• 3111 Zack Ryder, 23, sp (44 G, -15.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3412 Wade Barrett, 20, sp (19 G, -13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 31, rp (343 G, 8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2913 Bea Witch, 27, rp (133 G, 5.7 PRAA/300)
• 3064 Daniel Bryan, 23, rp (98 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3236 Michael Cole, 21, rp (31 G, -6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3270 The Great Khali, 19, rp (25 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3180 Cody Rhodes, 20, rp (23 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3110 Tyson Kidd, 22, sp (58 G, -10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3429 Kristin Hersh, 17, rp (who?)
• 3134 David Otunga, 23, rp (who?)
• 3386 Vickie Guerrero, 18, rp (who?)
• 3336 Nathan Followill, 18, sp (who?)