Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 2779 Alberto Del Rio, 26, c (265 G, -2.6 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3344 Ezekiel Jackson, 21, c (9 G, -1.8 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3144 The Miz, 23, 1b (130 G, 2.4 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2921 Booker T, 23, 2b (133 G, -5.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3351 Theodore Long, 21, 2b (42 G, 3.7 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2364 Stanley Matthews, 33, 3b (547 G, 3.0 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2728 William Regal, 27, 3b (330 G, 0.1 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 28, ss (364 G, 4.5 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 2150 Scotty 2 Hotty, 33, lf (613 G, -1.0 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2513 "Ravishing" Rick Rude, 30, cf (426 G, 1.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2781 Carolyn Lynch, 27, cf (133 G, -2.0 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 29, rf (391 G, 2.5 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2984 Samuel "Screech" Powers, 25, rf (24 G, -6.5 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 2646 Genuine Great King Kizer, 29, sp (155 G, -5.3 PRAA/300)
• 3110 Tyson Kidd, 21, sp (58 G, -10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3111 Zack Ryder, 22, sp (29 G, -14.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 1970 Gyula Grosics, 36, mr (377 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2308 Vernon Jordan, 30, rp (321 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2632 Brock Lesnar, 29, rp (225 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3064 Daniel Bryan, 22, rp (72 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3270 The Great Khali, 18, rp (21 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3208 Dolph Ziggler, 20, c (24 G, -2.5 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3236 Michael Cole, 20, rp (21 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3180 Cody Rhodes, 19, rp (who?)
• 3134 David Otunga, 22, rp (who?)
• 3340 Lilian Garcia, 19, rp (who?)