Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 2889 Morrissey, 30, c (329 G, -0.1 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2983 Bas Drijver, 25, c (167 G, -0.6 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 3369 Dick Solomon, 23, c (74 G, 1.4 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3403 David Archuleta, 23, c (63 G, -2.4 DR/40, -12.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3227 Daphne Blake, 24, c (54 G, -0.1 DR/40, -12.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3424 Giorgio Duboin, 21, c (52 G, -12.0 DR/40, -15.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3119 Irving Langmuir, 27, 1b (203 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2679 Maurice Bourges-Maunoury, 30, 2b (543 G, -2.0 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 2573 David Treadwell, 31, 2b (372 G, -1.7 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2946 Asher T. Ashes, 30, 2b (220 G, 0.1 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40)
• 3346 Raymond Kopa, 23, 2b (151 G, -2.8 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3509 Nyan Cat, 20, 2b (28 G, -12.0 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3588 Paul Dirac, 22, 2b (who?)
• 3444 Milan Galic, 20, 2b (who?)
• 2600 Jakob Dylan, 33, 3b (506 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 2728 William Regal, 31, 3b (469 G, 0.7 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2765 Silent Bob, 32, 3b (462 G, 2.6 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2451 Vader, 32, ss (458 G, 4.5 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 2671 Travis Barker, 31, ss (358 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3102 Angus MacGyver, 28, ss (291 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3123 Paine, 27, ss (177 G, -2.4 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3178 Waldyr Pereira, 25, ss (86 G, -5.3 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3141 Harvey Birdman, 25, lf (174 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3208 Dolph Ziggler, 24, lf (139 G, -1.4 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3214 Joseph Muscat, 23, lf (105 G, -1.3 DR/40, -10.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3549 John Chafee, 20, lf (18 G, -26.2 DR/40, -16.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 2622 Mike Doughty, 32, cf (572 G, 4.4 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2741 Zidane Tribal, 31, cf (440 G, 1.5 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 2528 Ben Bova, 31, cf (304 G, -0.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 2542 Gordon Moore, 31, cf (275 G, -1.2 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3144 The Miz, 27, cf (243 G, 2.7 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3036 Chu-Chu, 29, cf (163 G, -3.7 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3168 Jiri Rusnok, 26, cf (162 G, -2.0 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3409 Heather Kuzmich, 20, cf (57 G, -3.5 DR/40, -12.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3539 Chance Furlong, 18, cf (24 G, -11.0 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3629 Joanie Dodds, 21, cf (who?)
• 2873 Roseanne Conner, 28, rf (341 G, 0.8 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3408 Angeal, 21, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 2670 LeChuck, 31, sp (257 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2619 Saskia van Rijn, 34, sp (242 G, 13.8 PRAA/300)
• 2681 Shannon Leto, 32, sp (217 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2751 Janez Drnovsek, 32, sp (211 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2746 Amy Winehouse, 30, sp (176 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2922 Nyota Uhura, 26, sp (125 G, -2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2783 Igor Teper, 28, sp (119 G, -7.2 PRAA/300)
• 3326 Benjamin Cardozo, 25, sp (37 G, -14.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3420 Herbert Erhardt, 21, sp (22 G, -16.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3401 Tasha Yar, 22, sp (16 G, -14.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3530 Alice Cooper, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 2775 Vivi Ornitier, 31, mr (303 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2909 Hans Gruber, 29, mr (217 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3116 Jose Araquistain Arrieta, 25, mr (138 G, -8.1 PRAA/300)
• 3378 Damien Sandow, 23, mr (62 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3128 Ilsa Lund, 23, mr (60 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3377 Edward Scissorhands, 21, mr (41 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3231 Georg Kaiser, 25, mr (32 G, -9.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3225 Paolo Bacigalupi, 22, mr (18 G, -12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3513 Guinan, 23, mr (13 G, -11.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2653 Christine Lagarde, 30, rp (274 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3073 Carlos Mortensen, 28, rp (171 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2877 Henrik Pontoppidan, 28, rp (155 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 2963 Frederick Douglass, 26, rp (112 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3384 Guido Orefice, 23, rp (53 G, -7.8 PRAA/300)
• 3526 King Oscar II, 19, rp (31 G, -16.3 PRAA/300) (who?)