Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 2863 Philip Sydney, 28, 1b (302 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 3294 Jamie Buchman, 23, 1b (128 G, 0.8 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
- 3514 Joe Hill, 20, 1b (who?)
- 3591 Emma Bull, 17, 1b (who?)
- 3574 Joan Baez, 20, 1b (who?)
- 2237 Bobby Goldman, 34, 2b (529 G, -2.5 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 2631 LeRoi Jones, 32, 2b (494 G, -1.1 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 2705 Cara Delevingne, 30, 2b (345 G, -0.2 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 3212 Kameron Hurley, 22, 2b (68 G, -0.9 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 3504 Giampaolo Menichelli, 20, 2b (15 G, -1.6 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 3491 Jose Joao Altafini, 19, 2b (who?)
- 2836 William Shea, 29, 3b (382 G, -1.7 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2884 Jose Manuel Durao Barroso, 28, 3b (345 G, 1.8 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 2759 Jay, 30, ss (340 G, -0.8 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 2764 Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, 29, ss (312 G, -1.4 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2822 Al Davis, 30, ss (304 G, -0.7 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 3562 Pak Seung-Zin, 18, ss (who?)
Outfielders:
- 3196 Thelma Dickinson, 26, lf (223 G, 1.4 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)
- 3411 Guillen de Castro, 19, lf (who?)
- 3012 Hans Adolf Krebs, 28, cf (243 G, -1.9 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 2098 Phineas Taylor Barnum, 37, rf (728 G, -0.5 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 2337 Mikulas Dzurinda, 32, rf (479 G, 1.9 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 2847 Axel Foley, 30, rf (404 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 2706 Michael Knight, 32, rf (394 G, 0.6 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2720 Kelly LeBrock, 29, rf (215 G, 2.3 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 2886 Willem Einthoven, 28, rf (130 G, -0.4 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 3145 Carmen Dell'Orefice, 23, rf (100 G, -0.0 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 3009 Elsa Hosk, 28, rf (86 G, -5.3 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 3482 Martin Payne, 19, rf (who?)
- 3452 Samuel Johnston, 21, rf (who?)
Starters:
- 2200 Tom Dwan, 35, sp (254 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2603 David Packard, 33, sp (228 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2488 Agrias Oaks, 33, sp (165 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3427 Brooke Shields, 23, sp (25 G, -10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3375 Amy Grant, 23, sp (14 G, -19.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2993 Miss Jessel, 27, sp (3 G, -16.9 PRAA/300)
- 3552 Ted Cruz, 20, sp (who?)
- 3576 Margaret Mead, 17, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 2420 Friedrich Hayek, 33, mr (352 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2757 Sam Trickett, 31, mr (243 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3022 Porco Rosso, 26, mr (158 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2980 Hans Tilkowski, 27, mr (132 G, -6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3096 Leslie Abramson, 24, mr (80 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3166 Deanna Troi, 23, mr (27 G, -10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3198 Cory Doctorow, 22, mr (26 G, -14.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3571 Sam Nunn, 17, mr (who?)
- 3492 Jennyanydots, 18, mr (who?)
- 2605 Sinclair Lewis, 32, rp (276 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2707 Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, 31, rp (246 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 2672 Gabriel Tosh, 32, rp (185 G, 0.6 PRAA/300)
- 2883 Amanda Marcum, 27, rp (175 G, -3.6 PRAA/300)
- 3052 King Willem-Alexander, 26, rp (142 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3207 Aaron Swartz, 25, rp (105 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3094 Mace Windu, 25, rp (65 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3422 Niles Crane, 22, rp (41 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3318 Reinhard Sorge, 20, rp (37 G, -21.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3311 Edward Cullen, 20, rp (19 G, -23.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3508 Rachel Swirsky, 18, rp (who?)
- 3510 Speedy Cerviche, 19, rp
- 3462 Oliver Ellsworth, 22, rp (who?)
- 3405 Jeff VanderMeer, 19, rp (who?)
- 3485 John Elway, 21, rp (who?)
- 3296 Cyrus Vance Jr., 22, rp