Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 374 Joey Barnes, 25, c (103 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 244 King Kong Bundy, 32, 1b (165 G, 0.1 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 391 Lope de Vega, 25, 1b (147 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 132 Judith Grossman, 24, 2b (134 G, -0.3 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 20, 2b (80 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 316 Xzar, 27, 3b (160 G, -1.6 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 576 Maynard G. Krebs, 20, 3b (89 G, 3.6 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 369 Agent 99, 23, ss (163 G, 7.4 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 118 Theodore Roosevelt, 28, lf (167 G, 3.3 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 23, cf (171 G, -0.6 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 378 Floyd Lawson, 24, rf (173 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 21, rf (49 G, 3.1 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 332 Iolo Fitzowen, 31, sp (69 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 304 Freddy Krueger, 24, sp (58 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 22, sp (56 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 24, mr (56 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 389 Alice Kramden, 25, rp (95 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 495 Jonas Grumby, 22, rp (70 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 286 Angie Everhart, 25, rp (66 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 20, rp (49 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 20, rp (16 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 491 Mary Ann Summers, 20, lf (121 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 569 Rob Petrie, 20, rf (44 G, -1.3 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 550 Laura Petrie, 18, ss (33 G, -9.8 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 619 Jeannie, 20, rp (10 G, -9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 629 Endora, 17, sp (who?)