Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 374 Joey Barnes, 26, c (146 G, 1.2 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 391 Lope de Vega, 26, 1b (173 G, 1.0 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 710 Herman Munster, 19, 1b (26 G, -2.6 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 21, 2b (119 G, -2.2 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 316 Xzar, 28, 3b (204 G, 0.2 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 576 Maynard G. Krebs, 21, 3b (114 G, 1.7 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 244 King Kong Bundy, 33, ss (202 G, 0.1 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 20, ss (50 G, 7.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 118 Theodore Roosevelt, 29, lf (202 G, 2.2 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 491 Mary Ann Summers, 21, lf (147 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 24, cf (209 G, -0.1 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 378 Floyd Lawson, 25, rf (186 G, 1.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 22, rf (97 G, 4.8 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 23, sp (89 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 332 Iolo Fitzowen, 32, sp (84 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 23, sp (72 G, 0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 25, mr (77 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 389 Alice Kramden, 26, rp (121 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 439 Nick Drake, 23, rp (78 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 21, rp (66 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 21, rp (31 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 553 Mouser, 20, sp (35 G, -17.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 550 Laura Petrie, 19, ss (33 G, -9.8 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 702 Thing T. Thing, 19, sp (who?)
• 629 Endora, 18, sp (who?)
• 726 Mister Ed, 17, rp (who?)