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SimBase Players, Year 46

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
Adam Beaudreaux, 3b, Acton
Adam Zmudzinski, ss, on waivers
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kratovo
Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty
Adolf Scherer, ss, Brooklyn
Agent J, rp, Broadway
Agustin Moreto, mr, Broadway
Al Franken, ss, Stockholm
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Stockholm
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Stockholm
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alfredo Versace, cf, Las Vegas
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Dodge City
Allan Pinkerton, ss, Broadway
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amy Millan, sp, Brussels
Anatole France, rp, Brussels
Andi Dorfman, rp, Dodge City
Andrew Breitbart, rp, Berkeley
Andy Dufresne, sp, Berkeley
Angel Labruna, cf, Broadway
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Las Vegas
Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
Aristides de Sousa Mendes, rp, on waivers
Arnold Bronnen, 1b, Broadway
Arthur H. Compton, lf, Berkeley
Arthur Kirkland, rp, on waivers
Aslan, sp, Philadelphia
Asparagus, c, Berkeley
Atticus Finch, ss, Dodge City
Avicii, 1b, on waivers
Axel Steel, 1b, San Jose

Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Brussels
Barry Zuckerkorn, 2b, Los Angeles
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Bauke Muller, 2b, Las Vegas
Behati Prinsloo, rp, on waivers
Bella Abzug, lf, Berkeley
Ben Matlock, lf, on waivers
Benjamin Sisko, sp, Acton
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Billy Miller, c, Las Vegas
Birch Bayh, 2b, Milan
Bo Bice, lf, Washington
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Bombalurina, rp, Philadelphia
Boris Gelfand, sp, Broadway
Boris Strugatsky, c, Seattle
Bucky Katt, sp, Philadelphia
Buster Bluth, 3b, Los Angeles

CEO Nwabudike Morgan, ss, San Jose
Calvin Goddard, rf, on waivers
Captain Olimar, ss, on waivers
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Levin, 1b, Seattle
Carmen Sandiego, sp, Seattle
Carrie Brownstein, rp, Brooklyn
Catbert, sp, Seattle
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Berkeley
Cesar Chavez, 2b, Acton
Cesare Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Chad Smith, lf, Seattle
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Charles Cotesworth Pickney, sp, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Stockholm
Charles Michel, c, Brussels
Charles Nicolle, cf, Brussels
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Stockholm
Charles Thomson Rees Wilson, 2b, Stockholm/Brooklyn
Che Guevara, cf, Berkeley
Chester Cheetah, rp, on waivers
Chris Compton, lf, Brooklyn
Chris Redfield, 3b, Washington
Christopher Wolstenholme, cf, on waivers
Clarissa Darling, cf, Los Angeles
Colin the Corgi, lf, Brooklyn
Colonel Corazón Santiago, cf, on waivers
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Corin Tucker, rp, Las Vegas
Cowardly Lion, sp, Philadelphia
Crystal Renn, rf, Milan
Cybil Bennett, rp, San Jose
Cyrano de Bergerac, sp, Broadway
Cyril Tourneur, ss, Seattle

Dale Cooper, 3b, Dodge City
Dan Savage, sp, Berkeley
Daniel Abraham, cf, Dodge City
Daniel Akaka, rp, Washington
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Berkeley
Daniel Muessig, rp, Dodge City
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 1b, Washington
Daniel Webster, cf, Washington
Danny Butterman, 3b, Dodge City
Dante, lf, San Jose
Datatech Sinder Roze, cf, on waivers
David Banner, lf, Almaty
David Bird, c, Acton/on waivers
David Grainger, cf, Las Vegas
Delenn, rf, Acton
Delio Gamboa, rf, Kratovo
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Stockholm
Djalma Santos, mr, on waivers
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, Seattle
Don Pierrot de Navarre, sp, Broadway
Douglas Wambaugh, cf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Dragoslav Sekularac, rf, Brussels
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Ed Brooke, rf, Washington
Edgar Douglas Adrian, lf, Stockholm
Edmond Rostand, rp, Kratovo
Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, cf, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Edward Snowden, sp, on waivers
Edwin Abbott Abbott, c, Acton
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elihu Smails, c, Dodge City
Elim Garak, mr, Acton
Elizabeth Lochley, ss, Acton
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Ellen Morgan, mr, Los Angeles
Emil Constantinescu, sp, Dodge City
Emily DiDonato, mr, Milan
Eric Stoner, rp, Las Vegas
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Stockholm
Eusebio, ss, on waivers
Eustace Fargo, rp, Dodge City
Everett Dirksen, c, Washington

Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Stockholm
Firefrorefiddle, cf, Philadelphia
Florian Albert, 3b, Kratovo
Foreman Domai, rp, on waivers
Forrest Bedford, lf, Dodge City/on waivers
Fran Fine, mr, Los Angeles
Franklin Delano Bluth, rf, Broadway
Fred Korematsu, rf, Berkeley

G'Kar, lf, Seattle
Gabriel Chagas, ss, Las Vegas
Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Stockholm
Gemma Sanderson, c, on waivers
Geoff Hurst, rf, Kratovo
George Bluth, ss, Brooklyn
George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
George McGovern, sp, Almaty
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Los Angeles
George Minot, rf, on waivers
George Stollenwerk, rp, Las Vegas
George Takei, ss, Berkeley
George Villiers, 3b, Broadway/on waivers
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Glenn Close, c, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, c, Las Vegas
Grace Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Grim Ripper, lf, San Jose
Guy Fawkes, lf, Berkeley
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 2b, Brooklyn
Gwyneth Jones, rp, Brooklyn

Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harri Holkeri, 3b, Brussels
Harry Edgerton, 2b, Dodge City
Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Berkeley
Hatcher Hughes, lf, Broadway
Helmut Kohl, lf, Brussels
Henri La Fontaine, sp, Stockholm
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, sp, Washington
Henry Bone, mr, Acton/Brooklyn
Henry Kissinger, sp, on waivers
Hercules, 2b, Acton
Hideous Hog, cf, Las Vegas
Homer Bone, rf, Washington
Howard Weinstein, lf, Las Vegas
Howard Zinn, rp, Berkeley
Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, 2b, Seattle

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Kratovo
Igor Netto, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Imoen, rf, San Jose
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Broadway
Isaac Brock, 3b, Las Vegas
Ivan Ilyich, cf, Seattle

J. Walter Weatherman, rp, Los Angeles
J.J. Thomson, 2b, on waivers
Jackie Robinson, lf, Philadelphia
Jair Ventura Filho, ss, Kratovo
Jake Brigance, 1b, Dodge City
Jake Peralta, lf, Dodge City
Jake Sisko, mr, on waivers
James "Sonny" Crockett, rf, Philadelphia
James Franck, ss, Almaty
James Goldman, cf, Kratovo
James M. Cox, 1b, Almaty
James Meade, mr, on waivers
James Taylor, rp, Seattle
James Tobin, mr, Stockholm
Jamie Casino, mr, Dodge City
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Berkeley
Janice Dickinson, rp, Almaty
Jasmine Tookes, rf, Milan
Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Berkeley
Jaxson de Ville, 3b, Philadelphia
Jean Baptiste Perrin, 2b, Philadelphia
Jean Djorkaeff, sp, Kratovo
Jean-Luc Picard, rp, Washington
Jennifer Hawkins, sp, Milan
Jesse Lynch Williams, rp, Broadway
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Rockford, rp, Dodge City
Jimmy James, rp, Berkeley
Jimmy Tamborello, cf, Seattle
Joanna Dark, sp, San Jose
Johannes van der Waals, 3b, on waivers
John Anthony Burgess Wilson, rp, on waivers
John Burgoyne, 2b, Broadway
John Doar, c, Berkeley/Acton
John Dragonetti, rf, Brooklyn
John Dryden, lf, Broadway
John Hicks, mr, Stockholm
John Hurd, 1b, Las Vegas
John Kerry, ss, Almaty
John Lyly, ss, Broadway
John McCain, lf, Almaty
John Sheridan, ss, Acton
John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty
Johnny Cash, cf, Philadelphia
Johnny Haynes, cf, on waivers
Johnny Marr, mr, Philadelphia
Johnny Utah, rf, Dodge City
Jon Courteney Grimwood, ss, Seattle
Jon Murad, 2b, Dodge City
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, Brussels
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 2b, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, 2b, Kratovo
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, cf, San Jose
Judge Reinhold, rf, Los Angeles
Julian Bashir, sp, Acton
Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, lf, Brussels
Just Fontaine, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers

Kage Baker, sp, Seattle
Kaiser Wilhelm II, rp, on waivers
Kamala Harris, mr, Dodge City
Karel Capek, sp, on waivers
Karen Walker, c, Los Angeles
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Stockholm
Katharine McPhee, sp, Almaty
Katsia Zingarevich, rp, Milan
Kele Okereke, 1b, on waivers
Ken MacLeod, cf, on waivers
Kid, 2b, San Jose
Kij Johnson, mr, Seattle
Kim Schifino, sp, Seattle
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
King Christian IX, rp, Brussels
King Edward VII, rp, on waivers
King Hamlet, cf, on waivers
King Karl XIII, rp, Brussels
King Willem III, rp, Brussels
Kira Nerys, sp, Acton
Kirsten Gillibrand, c, Acton
Kitty Purry, rp, Philadelphia
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Broadway
Kosh, 3b, Acton
Kostas Simitis, 2b, Brussels/Dodge City
Kot Leopold, c, Brooklyn
Krile Baldesion, 3b, Kratovo/on waivers
Kurd Lasswitz, mr, Brooklyn
Kurt Georg Kiesinger, 1b, Brussels

Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, San Jose
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Seattle
Lajos Egri, rf, on waivers
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Almaty
Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, Milan
Laura Newcombe, rp, on waivers
Lauren Aliaina, cf, on waivers
Lauren Beukes, mr, Brooklyn/Acton
Lauren Mellor, ss, Milan
Lavie Tidhar, mr, Acton
Lavoslav Ruzicka, c, Stockholm
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Lenox Tillman, rp, Milan
Leonardo DiCaprio, lf, Almaty
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Stockholm
Les Claypool, c, Brooklyn
Leverett Saltonstall, rp, Brooklyn
Lewis Schwellenbach, sp, Washington
Lindsay Funke, rf, Broadway
Lindsey Buckingham, sp, Brooklyn
Liu Cixin, sp, Brooklyn/Stockholm
Liz Williams, rf, Seattle
Londo Mollari, 1b, Acton/on waivers
Long Cat, c, Brooklyn
Louk Verhees Jr., c, San Jose
Lowell Mather, mr, Los Angeles
Lucian of Samosata, sp, Brooklyn
Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Los Angeles
Lucretia Mott, 3b, Berkeley
Ludwig Quidde, sp, Stockholm
Luigi Riva, 1b, Kratovo
Luis Artime, cf, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kratovo

Maeby Funke, ss, Los Angeles
Maggie Lizer, lf, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Dodge City
Manuel Valls, rf, Seattle
Marcelo Branco, 2b, Las Vegas
Margaret Sanger, mr, Berkeley
Mario Zagallo, 3b, Seattle
Mark Foster, ss, Los Angeles
Mark Geragos, rp, Broadway
Mark Hoppus, ss, Broadway/on waivers
Mark Itabashi, cf, Las Vegas
Mart Siimann, cf, Brussels
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martii Ahtisaari, sp, Brussels
Martin Hart, lf, Dodge City
Martin Jacobson, rp, Las Vegas
Martin Luther King Jr., rf, on waivers
Martok, sp, Acton
Master Chief, sp, San Jose
Mate Fenyvesi, rf, Brussels
Matt Followill, ss, Brooklyn
Matteo Renzi, ss, Broadway
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Las Vegas
Michael Adams, sp, on waivers
Michael Angelakos, 3b, Brussels
Michael Bluth, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Chabon, sp, Brooklyn/Acton
Michel Jeury, mr, Brooklyn/on waivers
Mick Taylor, cf, Seattle
Mike McDonald, mr, Las Vegas
Miles O'Brien, sp, Acton
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mitt Romney, rp, Philadelphia
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Berkeley
Molly the Mule, lf, on waivers
Monica Bellucci, rf, Milan
Mordechai Spiegler, rf, Philadelphia
Morrie Ryskind, cf, Broadway
Mr. Bigglesworth, rp, Philadelphia
Mr. Jinks, cf, Philadelphia
Mrs. Chippy, 1b, Philadelphia
Munich Mouser, rf, on waivers

Nahum Tate, rp, Dodge City
Nash Bridges, sp, Dodge City
Natasha Barnard, sp, on waivers
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Stockholm
Navi, 3b, San Jose
Neko Case, rp, Brussels
Nekobasu, ss, Los Angeles
Nick L'Ecuyer, 2b, Las Vegas
Nicos Anastasiades, ss, on waivers
Nilson Santos, rp, Brussels
Noam Chomsky, 2b, Berkeley

Odo, mr, Acton/on waivers
Olivia Munn, rp, Milan
Oscar Hammerstein II, mr, Los Angeles
Otto Warburg, 2b, Stockholm
Owen Davis, rp, Broadway/on waivers

Pat Cadigan, sp, Brooklyn/Stockholm
Patricia Anthony, rp, Brooklyn
Patricia McKillip, 3b, Brooklyn
Patrick Chan, 3b, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Paul Van Himst, c, Kratovo
Paul Wellstone, sp, Washington
Paul de Smet de Naeyer, ss, Acton/on waivers
Peter Svidler, sp, Las Vegas
Peter Watts, ss, Washington
Peyton Manning, 3b, Almaty
Phoebe Buffay, lf, Los Angeles
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Brooklyn
Pierre Pflimlin, c, Brussels
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Preet Bharara, rp, Dodge City
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Prophet Cha Dawn, sp, Washington
Prosper Poullet, 3b, on waivers
Puss in Boots, mr, Stockholm

Quark, rp, on waivers

Raminagrobis, rf, Brooklyn
Ramon de la Cruz, sp, Kratovo
Reader Rabbit, sp, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, sp, Brussels
Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington
Richard Parker, sp, Philadelphia
Riley Keough, 3b, Milan
Rob Thomas, 1b, Seattle
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Stockholm
Robert Block, rf, Brooklyn
Robert La Follette, rp, Broadway
Roberto Perfumo, sp, Kratovo
Robin McKinley, 2b, Brooklyn
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Martin du Gard, rp, Stockholm/on waivers
Roger Williams, ss, Berkeley
Ruby Bridges, sp, Brooklyn
Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, rp, Washington
Rueful Rabbit, c, Las Vegas
Russell Lissack, ss, Acton
Rustin Cohle, sp, Dodge City

Sabrina Spellman, rp, Los Angeles
Sam Youd, lf, Brooklyn/Brooklyn
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Philadelphia
Secretary Bird, c, Las Vegas
Serge, rf, San Jose
Shere Khan, sp, Philadelphia
Silvio Marzolini, rp, on waivers
Simon Bolivar, 1b, Berkeley
Simon Kuznets, mr, Acton/on waivers
Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Berkeley
Socks, 1b, on waivers
Sojourner Truth, 1b, Seattle/Los Angeles
Sophie Anderton, sp, Milan
Stephen Baxter, sp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Acton
Stephen Schwartz, 1b, on waivers
Steve Beatty, lf, Washington
Stimpy, mr, Philadelphia
Stjepan Mesic, sp, Broadway
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty
Susan B. Anthony, rp, Berkeley

Taavi Roivas, 1b, Brussels
Taf Anthias, lf, Las Vegas
Talia Winters, cf, Acton
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Hanson, rp, Seattle
Taylor Hawkins, rf, Seattle
Taylor Swift, rp, Seattle
Ted Kennedy, sp, Brussels
The Cat in the Hat, cf, Philadelphia
The Doctor, lf, Acton
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Stockholm
Thomas Shadwell, c, Broadway
Tidus, sp, Almaty
Tim Taylor, sp, Los Angeles
Tobias Funke, sp, Los Angeles
Toccara Jones, rp, Milan
Tom Petty, lf, Brussels
Tomas Pospichal, rf, Acton
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Torquil Campbell, 2b, Philadelphia

Uwe Seeler, 3b, Kratovo

Vanessa Selbst, rp, Las Vegas
Vendela Kirsebom, lf, Milan
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Grignard, c, Stockholm
Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, c, Broadway
Viktor Ponedelnik, ss, Kratovo
Vir Cotto, cf, Acton
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Dodge City
Vladimir Spidla, rf, Broadway

Walter Hasenclever, 2b, Almaty
Warren Magnuson, sp, Washington
Watson Squire, rp, Washington
Wayne Jarvis, rp, on waivers
Who Dey, ss, Philadelphia
William Bratton, ss, on waivers
William Jennings Bryan, c, Philadelphia
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Las Vegas
William Seward, sp, Washington
Willy Brandt, ss, Brussels
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Stockholm
Worf, sp, Washington

Xavier Bettel, 3b, on waivers

Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose
Yuna Kim, lf, Almaty

Zack Allan, 1b, Acton
Zack Fair, rf, Broadway/Berkeley
Zona Gale, cf, Broadway

By position

Catchers

Asparagus, Berkeley
Billy Miller, Las Vegas
Boris Strugatsky, Seattle
Charles Michel, Brussels
David Bird, Acton/on waivers
Edwin Abbott Abbott, Acton
Elihu Smails, Dodge City
Everett Dirksen, Washington
Gemma Sanderson, on waivers
Glenn Close, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, Las Vegas
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Jawaharlal Nehru, Berkeley
John Doar, Berkeley/Acton
Karen Walker, Los Angeles
Kirsten Gillibrand, Acton
Kot Leopold, Brooklyn
Lavoslav Ruzicka, Stockholm
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Les Claypool, Brooklyn
Long Cat, Brooklyn
Louk Verhees Jr., San Jose
Paul Van Himst, Kratovo
Pierre Pflimlin, Brussels
Rueful Rabbit, Las Vegas
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Las Vegas
Thomas Shadwell, Broadway
Victor Grignard, Stockholm
Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, Broadway
William Jennings Bryan, Philadelphia

First Basemen

Annette Bening, Almaty
Arnold Bronnen, Broadway
Avicii, on waivers
Axel Steel, San Jose
Carl Levin, Seattle
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Washington
George Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Jake Brigance, Dodge City
James M. Cox, Almaty
Jessica White, Milan
John Hurd, Las Vegas
Just Fontaine, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kele Okereke, on waivers
Kurt Georg Kiesinger, Brussels
Londo Mollari, Acton/on waivers
Luigi Riva, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kratovo
Mrs. Chippy, Philadelphia
Rob Thomas, Seattle
Simon Bolivar, Berkeley
Socks, on waivers
Sojourner Truth, Seattle/Los Angeles
Stephen Schwartz, on waivers
Taavi Roivas, Brussels
Toni Garrn, Washington
Zack Allan, Acton

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Stockholm
Barend Biesheuvel, Brussels
Barry Zuckerkorn, Los Angeles
Bauke Muller, Las Vegas
Birch Bayh, Milan
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Cesar Chavez, Acton
Charles Thomson Rees Wilson, Stockholm/Brooklyn
Ferdinand Braun, Stockholm
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Brooklyn
Harry Edgerton, Dodge City
Hercules, Acton
Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, Seattle
Ira Gershwin, Broadway
J.J. Thomson, on waivers
Jean Baptiste Perrin, Philadelphia
John Burgoyne, Broadway
Jon Murad, Dodge City
Jourdan Miller, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, Kratovo
Kid, San Jose
Kostas Simitis, Brussels/Dodge City
Lucille Bluth, Los Angeles
Marcelo Branco, Las Vegas
Minsc, San Jose
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Berkeley
Nick L'Ecuyer, Las Vegas
Noam Chomsky, Berkeley
Otto Warburg, Stockholm
Patty Murray, Washington
Richard Lugar, Washington
Robin McKinley, Brooklyn
Stephen Franklin, Acton
Torquil Campbell, Philadelphia
Walter Hasenclever, Almaty

Third Basemen

Adam Beaudreaux, Acton
Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kratovo
Alicia Florrick, Dodge City
Buster Bluth, Los Angeles
Chris Redfield, Washington
Dale Cooper, Dodge City
Danny Butterman, Dodge City
Einars Repse, Washington
Florian Albert, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, Stockholm
George Villiers, Broadway/on waivers
Harri Holkeri, Brussels
Isaac Brock, Las Vegas
Jane Jacobs, Berkeley
Jaxson de Ville, Philadelphia
Johannes van der Waals, on waivers
John W. Davis, Almaty
Kosh, Acton
Krile Baldesion, Kratovo/on waivers
Lucretia Mott, Berkeley
Mario Zagallo, Seattle
Michael Angelakos, Brussels
Navi, San Jose
Patricia McKillip, Brooklyn
Patrick Chan, Los Angeles
Peyton Manning, Almaty
Phyllis Dorothy James, Brooklyn
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Prosper Poullet, on waivers
Riley Keough, Milan
Robert A. Millikan, Stockholm
Uwe Seeler, Kratovo
Xavier Bettel, on waivers
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
Adam Zmudzinski, on waivers
Adolf Scherer, Brooklyn
Al Franken, Stockholm
Allan Pinkerton, Broadway
Atticus Finch, Dodge City
CEO Nwabudike Morgan, San Jose
Captain Olimar, on waivers
Cyril Tourneur, Seattle
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Stockholm
Elizabeth Lochley, Acton
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Eusebio, on waivers
Gabriel Chagas, Las Vegas
George Bluth, Brooklyn
George Takei, Berkeley
Jair Ventura Filho, Kratovo
James Franck, Almaty
John Kerry, Almaty
John Lyly, Broadway
John Sheridan, Acton
Jon Courteney Grimwood, Seattle
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Brussels
Laimdota Straujuma, Seattle
Lara Dutta, Milan
Lauren Mellor, Milan
Maeby Funke, Los Angeles
Mark Foster, Los Angeles
Mark Hoppus, Broadway/on waivers
Matt Followill, Brooklyn
Matteo Renzi, Broadway
Nekobasu, Los Angeles
Nicos Anastasiades, on waivers
Paul de Smet de Naeyer, Acton/on waivers
Peter Watts, Washington
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Berkeley
Russell Lissack, Acton
Simone de Beauvoir, Berkeley
Viktor Ponedelnik, Kratovo
Who Dey, Philadelphia
William Bratton, on waivers
Willy Brandt, Brussels

Left Fielders

Arthur H. Compton, Berkeley
Bella Abzug, Berkeley
Ben Matlock, on waivers
Bo Bice, Washington
Catharine MacKinnon, Berkeley
Chad Smith, Seattle
Chris Compton, Brooklyn
Colin the Corgi, Brooklyn
Dante, San Jose
David Banner, Almaty
Edgar Douglas Adrian, Stockholm
Forrest Bedford, Dodge City/on waivers
G'Kar, Seattle
Grim Ripper, San Jose
Guy Fawkes, Berkeley
Hatcher Hughes, Broadway
Helmut Kohl, Brussels
Howard Weinstein, Las Vegas
Jackie Robinson, Philadelphia
Jake Peralta, Dodge City
John Dryden, Broadway
John McCain, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, Brussels
Karl Landsteiner, Stockholm
Leonardo DiCaprio, Almaty
Maggie Lizer, Los Angeles
Martha Hunt, Milan
Martin Hart, Dodge City
Molly the Mule, on waivers
Phoebe Buffay, Los Angeles
Sam Youd, Brooklyn/Brooklyn
Steve Beatty, Washington
Taf Anthias, Las Vegas
The Doctor, Acton
Tom Petty, Brussels
Vendela Kirsebom, Milan
Yuna Kim, Almaty

Center Fielders

Adlai Stevenson, Almaty
Alfredo Versace, Las Vegas
Angel Labruna, Broadway
Ariel Meredith, Milan
Charles Nicolle, Brussels
Charles Scott Sherrington, Stockholm
Che Guevara, Berkeley
Christopher Wolstenholme, on waivers
Clarissa Darling, Los Angeles
Colonel Corazón Santiago, on waivers
Daniel Abraham, Dodge City
Daniel Webster, Washington
Datatech Sinder Roze, on waivers
David Grainger, Las Vegas
Douglas Wambaugh, Brooklyn/on waivers
Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Firefrorefiddle, Philadelphia
Hideous Hog, Las Vegas
Igor Netto, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ivan Ilyich, Seattle
James Goldman, Kratovo
Jimmy Tamborello, Seattle
Johnny Cash, Philadelphia
Johnny Haynes, on waivers
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, San Jose
Ken MacLeod, on waivers
King Hamlet, on waivers
Konrad Adenauer, Broadway
Larry Fitzgerald, Almaty
Lauren Aliaina, on waivers
Luis Artime, Kratovo
Mark Itabashi, Las Vegas
Mart Siimann, Brussels
Mick Taylor, Seattle
Morrie Ryskind, Broadway
Mr. Jinks, Philadelphia
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Talia Winters, Acton
The Cat in the Hat, Philadelphia
Thomas Hunt Morgan, Stockholm
Vir Cotto, Acton
Zona Gale, Broadway

Right Fielders

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Stockholm
Archbishop Makarios III, Las Vegas
Calvin Goddard, on waivers
Crystal Renn, Milan
Delenn, Acton
Delio Gamboa, Kratovo
Dragoslav Sekularac, Brussels
Ed Brooke, Washington
Franklin Delano Bluth, Broadway
Fred Korematsu, Berkeley
Geoff Hurst, Kratovo
George Minot, on waivers
Homer Bone, Washington
Ignacio Zoco, Kratovo
Imoen, San Jose
James "Sonny" Crockett, Philadelphia
Jasmine Tookes, Milan
John Dragonetti, Brooklyn
Johnny Utah, Dodge City
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Lady Deirdre Skye, San Jose
Lajos Egri, on waivers
Laura Kirkpatrick, Milan
Lindsay Funke, Broadway
Liz Williams, Seattle
Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, Dodge City
Manuel Valls, Seattle
Martin Luther King Jr., on waivers
Mate Fenyvesi, Brussels
Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Monica Bellucci, Milan
Mordechai Spiegler, Philadelphia
Munich Mouser, on waivers
Raminagrobis, Brooklyn
Robert Block, Brooklyn
Serge, San Jose
Taylor Hawkins, Seattle
Tomas Pospichal, Acton
Vladimir Spidla, Broadway
Zack Fair, Broadway/Berkeley

Starting Pitchers

Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Amy Millan, Brussels
Andy Dufresne, Berkeley
Aslan, Philadelphia
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Benjamin Sisko, Acton
Boris Gelfand, Broadway
Bucky Katt, Philadelphia
Carmen Sandiego, Seattle
Catbert, Seattle
Cesare Maldini, Kratovo
Charles Cotesworth Pickney, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, Stockholm
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Cowardly Lion, Philadelphia
Cyrano de Bergerac, Broadway
Dan Savage, Berkeley
Daniel Ellsberg, Berkeley
Don Pierrot de Navarre, Broadway
Edward Snowden, on waivers
Emil Constantinescu, Dodge City
George Kelly, Kratovo
George McGovern, Almaty
Grace Kelly, Los Angeles
Harry Mason, San Jose
Harvey Milk, Berkeley
Henri La Fontaine, Stockholm
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, Washington
Henry Kissinger, on waivers
Jean Djorkaeff, Kratovo
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Joanna Dark, San Jose
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Bashir, Acton
Kage Baker, Seattle
Karel Capek, on waivers
Katharine McPhee, Almaty
Kim Schifino, Seattle
Kira Nerys, Acton
Lewis Schwellenbach, Washington
Lindsey Buckingham, Brooklyn
Liu Cixin, Brooklyn/Stockholm
Lucian of Samosata, Brooklyn
Ludwig Quidde, Stockholm
Martii Ahtisaari, Brussels
Martok, Acton
Master Chief, San Jose
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Las Vegas
Michael Adams, on waivers
Michael Chabon, Brooklyn/Acton
Miles O'Brien, Acton
Nash Bridges, Dodge City
Natasha Barnard, on waivers
Nathan Soderblom, Stockholm
Pat Cadigan, Brooklyn/Stockholm
Paul Wellstone, Washington
Peter Svidler, Las Vegas
Prophet Cha Dawn, Washington
Ramon de la Cruz, Kratovo
Reader Rabbit, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, Brussels
Richard Parker, Philadelphia
Roberto Perfumo, Kratovo
Ruby Bridges, Brooklyn
Rustin Cohle, Dodge City
Shere Khan, Philadelphia
Sophie Anderton, Milan
Stephen Baxter, Brooklyn/on waivers
Stjepan Mesic, Broadway
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Ted Kennedy, Brussels
Tidus, Almaty
Tim Taylor, Los Angeles
Tobias Funke, Los Angeles
Warren Magnuson, Washington
William Pappaconstantinou, Las Vegas
William Seward, Washington
Worf, Washington

Middle Relievers

Agustin Moreto, Broadway
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Djalma Santos, on waivers
Elim Garak, Acton
Ellen Morgan, Los Angeles
Emily DiDonato, Milan
Fran Fine, Los Angeles
Henry Bone, Acton/Brooklyn
Jake Sisko, on waivers
James Meade, on waivers
James Tobin, Stockholm
Jamie Casino, Dodge City
John Hicks, Stockholm
Johnny Marr, Philadelphia
Kamala Harris, Dodge City
Kij Johnson, Seattle
Kurd Lasswitz, Brooklyn
Lauren Beukes, Brooklyn/Acton
Lavie Tidhar, Acton
Leonid Kantorovich, Stockholm
Lowell Mather, Los Angeles
Margaret Sanger, Berkeley
Michel Jeury, Brooklyn/on waivers
Mike McDonald, Las Vegas
Odo, Acton/on waivers
Oscar Hammerstein II, Los Angeles
Puss in Boots, Stockholm
Scar, Philadelphia
Simon Kuznets, Acton/on waivers
Simona Halep, Almaty
Stimpy, Philadelphia
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Agent J, Broadway
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Anatole France, Brussels
Andi Dorfman, Dodge City
Andrew Breitbart, Berkeley
Aristides de Sousa Mendes, on waivers
Arthur Kirkland, on waivers
Behati Prinsloo, on waivers
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Bombalurina, Philadelphia
Carrie Brownstein, Brooklyn
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Chester Cheetah, on waivers
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Corin Tucker, Las Vegas
Cybil Bennett, San Jose
Daniel Akaka, Washington
Daniel Muessig, Dodge City
Dolores O'Riordan, Seattle
Dynaheir, San Jose
Edmond Rostand, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, Las Vegas
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Stockholm
Eustace Fargo, Dodge City
Foreman Domai, on waivers
George Stollenwerk, Las Vegas
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Gwyneth Jones, Brooklyn
Howard Zinn, Berkeley
J. Walter Weatherman, Los Angeles
James Taylor, Seattle
Janice Dickinson, Almaty
Jean-Luc Picard, Washington
Jesse Lynch Williams, Broadway
Jim Rockford, Dodge City
Jimmy James, Berkeley
John Anthony Burgess Wilson, on waivers
Julianne Moore, Almaty
Kaiser Wilhelm II, on waivers
Katsia Zingarevich, Milan
Kim Shattuck, Seattle
King Christian IX, Brussels
King Edward VII, on waivers
King Karl XIII, Brussels
King Willem III, Brussels
Kitty Purry, Philadelphia
Laura Newcombe, on waivers
Lenox Tillman, Milan
Leverett Saltonstall, Brooklyn
Mark Geragos, Broadway
Martin Jacobson, Las Vegas
Mitt Romney, Philadelphia
Mr. Bigglesworth, Philadelphia
Nahum Tate, Dodge City
Neko Case, Brussels
Nilson Santos, Brussels
Olivia Munn, Milan
Owen Davis, Broadway/on waivers
Patricia Anthony, Brooklyn
Preet Bharara, Dodge City
Quark, on waivers
Robert La Follette, Broadway
Roger Martin du Gard, Stockholm/on waivers
Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, Washington
Sabrina Spellman, Los Angeles
Silvio Marzolini, on waivers
Susan B. Anthony, Berkeley
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Hanson, Seattle
Taylor Swift, Seattle
Toccara Jones, Milan
Vanessa Selbst, Las Vegas
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Dodge City
Watson Squire, Washington
Wayne Jarvis, on waivers
Wladyslaw Reymont, Stockholm