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SimBase Players, Year 47

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Abe Burrows, sp, Broadway
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
Adam Beaudreaux, 3b, Acton
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kratovo
Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty
Adolf Scherer, ss, on waivers
Agent J, rp, Broadway
Agustin Moreto, mr, Broadway
Al Franken, ss, Stockholm
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Stockholm
Albert Schweitzer, sp, Stockholm
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Stockholm
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alfredo Versace, cf, on waivers
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Dodge City
Allan Pinkerton, ss, Brussels
Allison Blake, cf, Acton
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amy Millan, sp, Brussels
Anatole France, rp, Brussels
Andi Dorfman, rp, Dodge City
Andrew Breitbart, rp, Berkeley
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Dufresne, sp, Berkeley
Angel Labruna, cf, Brussels/on waivers
Anita Sarkeesian, rp, Berkeley
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Las Vegas
Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
Arnold Bronnen, 1b, on waivers
Arthur H. Compton, lf, Berkeley/on waivers
Aslan, sp, Philadelphia
Asparagus, c, Berkeley
Atticus Finch, ss, Dodge City
Axel Steel, cf, Dodge City

Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Brussels
Barry Zuckerkorn, 2b, Seattle
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Bauke Muller, 2b, Las Vegas
Bella Abzug, lf, Berkeley
Benjamin Sisko, sp, Acton
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Billy Miller, c, on waivers
Birch Bayh, 2b, Milan
Bo Bice, lf, Washington
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Bombalurina, rp, Philadelphia
Boris Gelfand, sp, Broadway
Boris Strugatsky, c, Seattle
Bucky Katt, sp, on waivers
Buster Bluth, 3b, on waivers

CEO Nwabudike Morgan, ss, San Jose
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Levin, 1b, Brussels
Carmen Sandiego, sp, Seattle/Stockholm
Carrie Brownstein, rp, Brooklyn
Cassandra Jean, sp, Milan
Catbert, sp, Seattle
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Berkeley
Cesar Chavez, 2b, on waivers
Cesare Maldini, sp, on waivers
Chad Smith, lf, Seattle
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Charles Cotesworth Pickney, sp, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Stockholm
Charles Michel, lf, Brussels
Charles Nicolle, cf, Brussels
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Stockholm
Charles Thomson Rees Wilson, 2b, Brooklyn/on waivers
Che Guevara, cf, Berkeley
Chris Compton, lf, Brooklyn
Chris Redfield, 3b, on waivers
Clarissa Darling, cf, Los Angeles
Colin the Corgi, lf, Brooklyn
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Corin Tucker, rp, Las Vegas
Cowardly Lion, sp, Philadelphia
Crystal Renn, rf, Milan
Cybil Bennett, rp, on waivers
Cyrano de Bergerac, sp, Broadway
Cyril Tourneur, ss, Seattle/Los Angeles

Dale Cooper, 3b, Dodge City
Dan Savage, rp, Berkeley
Daniel Abraham, cf, Dodge City
Daniel Akaka, rp, Washington
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Berkeley
Daniel Muessig, rp, on waivers
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 1b, Washington
Daniel Webster, cf, Washington
Danny Butterman, 3b, Dodge City
Dante, lf, on waivers
David Banner, lf, on waivers
David Grainger, cf, Las Vegas
Delenn, rf, Acton
Delio Gamboa, rf, Brussels
Dick Lupoff, c, Brooklyn
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Stockholm
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, Seattle
Don Pierrot de Navarre, sp, on waivers
Dragoslav Sekularac, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Ed Brooke, rf, Washington
Edgar Douglas Adrian, lf, Stockholm
Edmond Rostand, rp, Kratovo
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, 3b, Kratovo
Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, cf, on waivers
Edwin Abbott Abbott, c, Acton
Edwin Balmer, rp, Brooklyn
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elihu Smails, c, Dodge City
Elim Garak, mr, Acton
Elizabeth Lochley, ss, Acton
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Ellen Morgan, mr, Los Angeles
Emil Constantinescu, sp, Brussels
Emily DiDonato, mr, Milan
Enrique Collar, 3b, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, rp, Las Vegas
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Stockholm
Eustace Fargo, rp, Dodge City
Everett Dirksen, c, Washington

Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Stockholm
Firefrorefiddle, cf, Philadelphia
Florian Albert, 3b, on waivers
Fran Fine, mr, Los Angeles
Frank Loesser, 2b, Broadway
Franklin Delano Bluth, rf, Broadway
Fred Korematsu, 2b, on waivers

G'Kar, lf, Seattle
Gabriel Chagas, ss, Las Vegas
Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Stockholm
Gene Parmesan, rf, Los Angeles
Geoff Hurst, rf, Kratovo
George Bluth, ss, Brooklyn
George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
George McGovern, sp, Almaty
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Los Angeles
George Stollenwerk, rp, on waivers
George Takei, rf, Berkeley
Gerd Muller, c, Kratovo
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Glenn Close, c, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, c, Las Vegas
Grace Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Grim Ripper, lf, San Jose
Grumpy Cat, sp, Philadelphia
Guy Fawkes, lf, Berkeley
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 2b, on waivers
Gwyneth Jones, rp, Brooklyn

Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harri Holkeri, 3b, Brussels
Harry Edgerton, 2b, on waivers
Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Berkeley
Hatcher Hughes, lf, Broadway
Helmut Kohl, lf, Brussels
Henri La Fontaine, sp, Stockholm
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, sp, Washington
Henry Bone, mr, Brooklyn
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Brooklyn
Hercules, 3b, Acton
Hideous Hog, cf, Las Vegas
Homer Bone, rf, Washington
Horatio Seymour, rf, Almaty
Howard Weinstein, lf, Las Vegas
Howard Zinn, rp, Berkeley
Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, 2b, Seattle

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Kratovo
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Dodge City
Imoen, lf, San Jose
Ines Rivero, mr, Milan
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Broadway
Isaac Brock, 3b, Las Vegas
Ivan Ilyich, cf, Seattle

J. Walter Weatherman, rp, Los Angeles/Seattle/on waivers
Jack Carter, 3b, Acton
Jackie Robinson, lf, Philadelphia
Jair Ventura Filho, ss, Kratovo
Jake Brigance, 1b, Dodge City
Jake Peralta, lf, Dodge City
James "Sonny" Crockett, rf, Philadelphia
James Franck, ss, on waivers
James G. Blaine, rp, on waivers
James Goldman, cf, on waivers
James M. Cox, 1b, on waivers
James Taylor, rp, Seattle
James Tobin, mr, on waivers
Jamie Casino, mr, Dodge City
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Berkeley
Janice Dickinson, rp, Almaty
Jasmine Tookes, rf, Milan
Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Berkeley
Jaxson de Ville, 3b, Philadelphia
Jay J. Armes, rp, Dodge City
Jean Baptiste Perrin, 2b, Philadelphia/on waivers
Jean Djorkaeff, sp, Kratovo
Jean-Luc Picard, rp, on waivers
Jennifer Hawkins, sp, Milan
Jerome Weidman, sp, Broadway
Jesse Lynch Williams, rp, Broadway
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Kelly, sp, Almaty
Jim Rockford, rp, Dodge City
Jimmy James, rp, Berkeley
Jimmy Tamborello, cf, on waivers
Joanna Dark, sp, San Jose
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, Las Vegas
John Burgoyne, 2b, Broadway
John Doar, rf, Brooklyn
John Dragonetti, rf, Berkeley
John Dryden, lf, Broadway
John Hicks, mr, Stockholm
John Hurd, 1b, Las Vegas
John Kerry, ss, Almaty
John Lyly, ss, Broadway
John McCain, lf, Almaty
John Sheridan, ss, Acton
John Taylor, rp, Seattle
John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty
Johnny Cash, cf, Philadelphia
Johnny Marr, mr, Philadelphia
Johnny Utah, rf, Dodge City
Jon Courteney Grimwood, ss, Seattle
Jon Murad, 2b, Dodge City
Jon Tester, sp, Washington
Jonathan Carroll, 3b, Brooklyn
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, Brussels
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 2b, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, 2b, Kratovo
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, c, San Jose
Judge Reinhold, cf, Los Angeles
Julian Bashir, sp, Acton/Milan
Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, lf, Brussels

Kage Baker, sp, Almaty
Kamala Harris, mr, Dodge City
Karen Walker, c, Los Angeles
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Stockholm
Katharine McPhee, sp, Almaty
Katsia Zingarevich, rp, Milan
Kenneth Arrow, mr, Stockholm
Kes, rp, Los Angeles
Kid, 2b, San Jose
Kij Johnson, mr, Seattle/Los Angeles
Kim Schifino, sp, Seattle
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
Kimora Lee Simmons, sp, Milan
King Christian IX, rp, Brussels
King Karl XIII, rp, Brussels
King Willem III, rp, Brussels
Kira Nerys, mr, Brussels
Kirsten Gillibrand, c, Acton
Kitty Purry, rp, Philadelphia
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Broadway
Kosh, 3b, Acton
Kostas Simitis, 2b, Dodge City
Kot Leopold, c, on waivers
Kurd Lasswitz, mr, Brooklyn
Kurt Armbruster, mr, Kratovo
Kurt Georg Kiesinger, 1b, Brussels/on waivers

Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, Dodge City
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Seattle
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Butz, rp, San Jose
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Almaty
Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, Milan
Lauren Beukes, mr, Acton
Lauren Mellor, 3b, Brooklyn
Lavie Tidhar, mr, Acton
Lavoslav Ruzicka, c, on waivers
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Lenox Tillman, rp, Milan
Leonardo DiCaprio, lf, Almaty
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Stockholm
Les Claypool, c, Seattle
Leverett Saltonstall, rp, on waivers
Lewis Schwellenbach, sp, Washington
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Lindsay Funke, rf, Broadway
Lindsey Buckingham, sp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Liu Cixin, sp, Stockholm
Liz Williams, lf, Seattle
Long Cat, c, Brooklyn
Louk Verhees Jr., c, San Jose
Lowell Mather, mr, Los Angeles
Lucian of Samosata, sp, Brooklyn
Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Los Angeles
Lucretia Mott, 3b, Berkeley
Ludwig Quidde, sp, Stockholm
Luigi Riva, 1b, Kratovo
Luis Artime, cf, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kratovo
Lyman Frank Baum, mr, Brooklyn

Maeby Funke, ss, Los Angeles
Maggie Lizer, lf, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Dodge City
Manuel Valls, cf, Seattle
Marcelo Branco, 2b, Las Vegas
Margaret Sanger, mr, Berkeley
Maria Taylor, c, Seattle
Mario Zagallo, 3b, Seattle
Mark Foster, ss, Los Angeles
Mark Geragos, rp, on waivers
Mark Itabashi, cf, Las Vegas
Mart Siimann, cf, Brussels
Marta Estrella, rp, Los Angeles
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martii Ahtisaari, sp, Brussels/on waivers
Martin Hart, lf, Dodge City
Martin Jacobson, rp, Las Vegas
Martok, sp, Acton
Master Chief, rp, San Jose
Mate Fenyvesi, rf, on waivers
Matt Followill, ss, Brooklyn
Matteo Renzi, ss, Broadway
Max Baucus, rp, Washington
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Las Vegas
Maya Fey, sp, San Jose
Mia Fey, sp, San Jose
Michael Angelakos, 3b, Brussels
Michael Bluth, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Chabon, sp, Brooklyn
Michael Mizrachi, rp, Las Vegas
Mick Taylor, cf, on waivers
Mike Cappelletti Jr., 1b, Las Vegas
Mike Mansfield, 1b, Washington
Mike McDonald, mr, Acton
Mike McQuay, rp, on waivers
Miles O'Brien, sp, Acton
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mitt Romney, rp, on waivers
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Berkeley
Monica Bellucci, rf, on waivers
Mordechai Spiegler, rf, Philadelphia
Morrie Ryskind, cf, Broadway
Mr. Bigglesworth, rp, Philadelphia
Mr. Jinks, cf, Philadelphia
Mrs. Chippy, 1b, Philadelphia

Nahum Tate, rp, Dodge City
Nash Bridges, sp, Dodge City
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Stockholm
Navi, 3b, on waivers
Neko Case, rp, Seattle
Nekobasu, ss, Los Angeles
Nick L'Ecuyer, 2b, Las Vegas
Nikita Vitiugov, sp, Las Vegas
Nilson Santos, rp, Brussels
Noam Chomsky, 2b, Berkeley

Olivia Munn, rp, Milan/Acton
Oscar Bluth, 3b, Los Angeles
Oscar Hammerstein II, mr, Los Angeles
Otto Warburg, 2b, Stockholm

Pat Cadigan, sp, Stockholm/on waivers
Patricia Anthony, rp, Brooklyn
Patricia McKillip, 3b, Brooklyn
Patrick Chan, 3b, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Paul Green, 1b, Broadway
Paul Van Himst, c, Kratovo
Paul Wellstone, sp, Washington
Peter Svidler, sp, Las Vegas
Peter Watts, ss, Washington
Peyton Manning, 3b, Almaty
Philip Wylie, 1b, Brooklyn
Phoebe Buffay, lf, Los Angeles
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Brooklyn
Pierre Pflimlin, c, Brussels
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Preet Bharara, rp, on waivers
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Prophet Cha Dawn, sp, Washington
Puss in Boots, mr, Stockholm

Raminagrobis, rf, Brooklyn/on waivers
Ramon de la Cruz, sp, on waivers
Reader Rabbit, sp, Philadelphia
Richard Dawkins, lf, Berkeley
Richard Henry Lee, sp, Brussels
Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington
Richard Parker, sp, Philadelphia
Riley Keough, 3b, on waivers
Rita Leeds, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rob Thomas, 1b, Seattle
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Stockholm
Robert Block, rf, on waivers
Robert La Follette, rp, Broadway
Roberto Perfumo, sp, Kratovo
Robin McKinley, 2b, Brooklyn
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Kornberg, 1b, on waivers
Roger Williams, ss, Berkeley
Ruby Bridges, sp, on waivers
Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, rp, Washington
Rueful Rabbit, c, Las Vegas
Russell Lissack, ss, Acton
Rustin Cohle, sp, Dodge City

Sabrina Spellman, rp, Los Angeles/Seattle
Sam Youd, lf, on waivers
Samuel J. Tilden, sp, on waivers
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Philadelphia
Secretary Bird, c, Las Vegas
Serge, rf, San Jose
Shere Khan, sp, Philadelphia
Sidney Howard, 3b, Broadway
Sidney Kingsley, c, Broadway
Simon Bolivar, 1b, Berkeley
Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Berkeley
Sojourner Truth, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Sophie Anderton, sp, Milan
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Acton
Steve Beatty, lf, on waivers
Stimpy, mr, Philadelphia
Stjepan Mesic, sp, Broadway
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty
Susan B. Anthony, rp, Berkeley

Taavi Roivas, 1b, Brussels
Tad Mosel, mr, on waivers
Taf Anthias, lf, Las Vegas
Talia Winters, cf, Acton
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Burns, 1b, Seattle
Taylor Hanson, rp, on waivers
Taylor Hawkins, rf, Seattle
Taylor Swift, sp, Seattle
Ted Kennedy, sp, Brussels
Teofilo Cubillas Arizaga, ss, Kratovo
The Cat in the Hat, cf, Philadelphia
The Doctor, lf, Acton
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Stockholm
Thomas Shadwell, c, Broadway
Tidus, sp, Almaty
Tim Taylor, sp, Los Angeles
Tobias Funke, sp, Los Angeles
Toccara Jones, rp, on waivers
Tom Petty, lf, Brussels
Tomas Pospichal, rf, Acton
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Tony Wonder, c, Philadelphia
Torquil Campbell, 2b, Philadelphia
Tuvok, mr, Acton

Uwe Seeler, 3b, Kratovo

Vanessa Selbst, rp, Las Vegas
Vendela Kirsebom, lf, Milan
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Grignard, c, Stockholm
Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, c, on waivers
Viktor Ponedelnik, ss, Kratovo
Vir Cotto, cf, Acton
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Dodge City
Vladimir Spidla, rf, Broadway

Walter Hasenclever, 2b, Almaty
Warren Magnuson, sp, Washington
Watson Squire, rp, Washington
Who Dey, ss, Philadelphia
Will Powers, lf, San Jose
William Francis Nolan, mr, Brooklyn
William Golding, mr, Brooklyn
William Jennings Bryan, c, Philadelphia
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Las Vegas
William Seward, sp, Washington
Willy Brandt, ss, Brussels
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Stockholm
Worf, sp, Washington

Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose
Yevgeny Zamyatin, sp, Brooklyn
Yuna Kim, lf, Almaty

Zack Allan, 1b, Acton
Zack Fair, rf, on waivers
Zona Gale, cf, Broadway

By position

Catchers

Asparagus, Berkeley
Billy Miller, on waivers
Boris Strugatsky, Seattle
Dick Lupoff, Brooklyn
Edwin Abbott Abbott, Acton
Elihu Smails, Dodge City
Everett Dirksen, Washington
Gerd Muller, Kratovo
Glenn Close, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, Las Vegas
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Jawaharlal Nehru, Berkeley
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, San Jose
Karen Walker, Los Angeles
Kirsten Gillibrand, Acton
Kot Leopold, on waivers
Lavoslav Ruzicka, on waivers
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Les Claypool, Seattle
Long Cat, Brooklyn
Louk Verhees Jr., San Jose
Maria Taylor, Seattle
Paul Van Himst, Kratovo
Pierre Pflimlin, Brussels
Rueful Rabbit, Las Vegas
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Las Vegas
Sidney Kingsley, Broadway
Thomas Shadwell, Broadway
Tony Wonder, Philadelphia
Victor Grignard, Stockholm
Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, on waivers
William Jennings Bryan, Philadelphia

First Basemen

Annette Bening, Almaty
Arnold Bronnen, on waivers
Carl Levin, Brussels
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Washington
George Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Jake Brigance, Dodge City
James M. Cox, on waivers
Jessica White, Milan
John Hurd, Las Vegas
Kurt Georg Kiesinger, Brussels/on waivers
Luigi Riva, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kratovo
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Las Vegas
Mike Mansfield, Washington
Mrs. Chippy, Philadelphia
Paul Green, Broadway
Philip Wylie, Brooklyn
Rob Thomas, Seattle
Roger Kornberg, on waivers
Simon Bolivar, Berkeley
Sojourner Truth, Los Angeles/on waivers
Taavi Roivas, Brussels
Taylor Burns, Seattle
Toni Garrn, Washington
Zack Allan, Acton

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Stockholm
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Barend Biesheuvel, Brussels
Barry Zuckerkorn, Seattle
Bauke Muller, Las Vegas
Birch Bayh, Milan
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Cesar Chavez, on waivers
Charles Thomson Rees Wilson, Brooklyn/on waivers
Ferdinand Braun, Stockholm
Frank Loesser, Broadway
Fred Korematsu, on waivers
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, on waivers
Harry Edgerton, on waivers
Henry Rider Haggard, Brooklyn
Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, Seattle
Ira Gershwin, Broadway
Jean Baptiste Perrin, Philadelphia/on waivers
John Burgoyne, Broadway
Jon Murad, Dodge City
Jourdan Miller, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, Kratovo
Kid, San Jose
Kostas Simitis, Dodge City
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Los Angeles
Marcelo Branco, Las Vegas
Minsc, San Jose
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Berkeley
Nick L'Ecuyer, Las Vegas
Noam Chomsky, Berkeley
Otto Warburg, Stockholm
Patty Murray, Washington
Richard Lugar, Washington
Robin McKinley, Brooklyn
Stephen Franklin, Acton
Torquil Campbell, Philadelphia
Walter Hasenclever, Almaty

Third Basemen

Adam Beaudreaux, Acton
Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kratovo
Alicia Florrick, Dodge City
Buster Bluth, on waivers
Chris Redfield, on waivers
Dale Cooper, Dodge City
Danny Butterman, Dodge City
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, Kratovo
Einars Repse, Washington
Enrique Collar, Kratovo
Florian Albert, on waivers
Gabriel Lippmann, Stockholm
Harri Holkeri, Brussels
Hercules, Acton
Isaac Brock, Las Vegas
Jack Carter, Acton
Jane Jacobs, Berkeley
Jaxson de Ville, Philadelphia
Joel Wooldridge, Las Vegas
John W. Davis, Almaty
Jonathan Carroll, Brooklyn
Kosh, Acton
Lauren Mellor, Brooklyn
Lucretia Mott, Berkeley
Mario Zagallo, Seattle
Michael Angelakos, Brussels
Navi, on waivers
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Patricia McKillip, Brooklyn
Patrick Chan, Los Angeles
Peyton Manning, Almaty
Phyllis Dorothy James, Brooklyn
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Riley Keough, on waivers
Rita Leeds, Los Angeles/on waivers
Robert A. Millikan, Stockholm
Sidney Howard, Broadway
Uwe Seeler, Kratovo
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
Adolf Scherer, on waivers
Al Franken, Stockholm
Allan Pinkerton, Brussels
Atticus Finch, Dodge City
CEO Nwabudike Morgan, San Jose
Cyril Tourneur, Seattle/Los Angeles
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Stockholm
Elizabeth Lochley, Acton
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Gabriel Chagas, Las Vegas
George Bluth, Brooklyn
Jair Ventura Filho, Kratovo
James Franck, on waivers
John Kerry, Almaty
John Lyly, Broadway
John Sheridan, Acton
Jon Courteney Grimwood, Seattle
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Brussels
Laimdota Straujuma, Seattle
Lara Dutta, Milan
Maeby Funke, Los Angeles
Mark Foster, Los Angeles
Matt Followill, Brooklyn
Matteo Renzi, Broadway
Nekobasu, Los Angeles
Peter Watts, Washington
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Berkeley
Russell Lissack, Acton
Simone de Beauvoir, Berkeley
Teofilo Cubillas Arizaga, Kratovo
Viktor Ponedelnik, Kratovo
Who Dey, Philadelphia
Willy Brandt, Brussels

Left Fielders

Arthur H. Compton, Berkeley/on waivers
Bella Abzug, Berkeley
Bo Bice, Washington
Catharine MacKinnon, Berkeley
Chad Smith, Seattle
Charles Michel, Brussels
Chris Compton, Brooklyn
Colin the Corgi, Brooklyn
Dante, on waivers
David Banner, on waivers
Edgar Douglas Adrian, Stockholm
G'Kar, Seattle
Grim Ripper, San Jose
Guy Fawkes, Berkeley
Hatcher Hughes, Broadway
Helmut Kohl, Brussels
Howard Weinstein, Las Vegas
Imoen, San Jose
Jackie Robinson, Philadelphia
Jake Peralta, Dodge City
John Dryden, Broadway
John McCain, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, Brussels
Karl Landsteiner, Stockholm
Leonardo DiCaprio, Almaty
Liz Williams, Seattle
Maggie Lizer, Los Angeles
Martha Hunt, Milan
Martin Hart, Dodge City
Phoebe Buffay, Los Angeles
Richard Dawkins, Berkeley
Sam Youd, on waivers
Steve Beatty, on waivers
Taf Anthias, Las Vegas
The Doctor, Acton
Tom Petty, Brussels
Vendela Kirsebom, Milan
Will Powers, San Jose
Yuna Kim, Almaty

Center Fielders

Adlai Stevenson, Almaty
Alfredo Versace, on waivers
Allison Blake, Acton
Angel Labruna, Brussels/on waivers
Ariel Meredith, Milan
Axel Steel, Dodge City
Charles Nicolle, Brussels
Charles Scott Sherrington, Stockholm
Che Guevara, Berkeley
Clarissa Darling, Los Angeles
Daniel Abraham, Dodge City
Daniel Webster, Washington
David Grainger, Las Vegas
Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, on waivers
Firefrorefiddle, Philadelphia
Hideous Hog, Las Vegas
Ivan Ilyich, Seattle
James Goldman, on waivers
Jimmy Tamborello, on waivers
Johnny Cash, Philadelphia
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Konrad Adenauer, Broadway
Larry Fitzgerald, Almaty
Luis Artime, Kratovo
Manuel Valls, Seattle
Mark Itabashi, Las Vegas
Mart Siimann, Brussels
Mick Taylor, on waivers
Morrie Ryskind, Broadway
Mr. Jinks, Philadelphia
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Talia Winters, Acton
The Cat in the Hat, Philadelphia
Thomas Hunt Morgan, Stockholm
Vir Cotto, Acton
Zona Gale, Broadway

Right Fielders

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Stockholm
Archbishop Makarios III, Las Vegas
Crystal Renn, Milan
Delenn, Acton
Delio Gamboa, Brussels
Dragoslav Sekularac, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ed Brooke, Washington
Franklin Delano Bluth, Broadway
Gene Parmesan, Los Angeles
Geoff Hurst, Kratovo
George Takei, Berkeley
Homer Bone, Washington
Horatio Seymour, Almaty
Ignacio Zoco, Kratovo
James "Sonny" Crockett, Philadelphia
Jasmine Tookes, Milan
John Doar, Brooklyn
John Dragonetti, Berkeley
Johnny Utah, Dodge City
Lady Deirdre Skye, Dodge City
Laura Kirkpatrick, Milan
Lindsay Funke, Broadway
Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, Dodge City
Mate Fenyvesi, on waivers
Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Monica Bellucci, on waivers
Mordechai Spiegler, Philadelphia
Raminagrobis, Brooklyn/on waivers
Robert Block, on waivers
Serge, San Jose
Taylor Hawkins, Seattle
Tomas Pospichal, Acton
Vladimir Spidla, Broadway
Zack Fair, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Abe Burrows, Broadway
Albert Schweitzer, Stockholm
Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Amy Millan, Brussels
Andy Dufresne, Berkeley
Aslan, Philadelphia
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Benjamin Sisko, Acton
Boris Gelfand, Broadway
Bucky Katt, on waivers
Carmen Sandiego, Seattle/Stockholm
Cassandra Jean, Milan
Catbert, Seattle
Cesare Maldini, on waivers
Charles Cotesworth Pickney, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, Stockholm
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Cowardly Lion, Philadelphia
Cyrano de Bergerac, Broadway
Daniel Ellsberg, Berkeley
Don Pierrot de Navarre, on waivers
Emil Constantinescu, Brussels
George Kelly, Kratovo
George McGovern, Almaty
Grace Kelly, Los Angeles
Grumpy Cat, Philadelphia
Harry Mason, San Jose
Harvey Milk, Berkeley
Henri La Fontaine, Stockholm
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, Washington
Jean Djorkaeff, Kratovo
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jerome Weidman, Broadway
Jim Kelly, Almaty
Joanna Dark, San Jose
Jon Tester, Washington
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Bashir, Acton/Milan
Kage Baker, Almaty
Katharine McPhee, Almaty
Kim Schifino, Seattle
Kimora Lee Simmons, Milan
Lewis Schwellenbach, Washington
Lindsey Buckingham, Brooklyn/on waivers
Liu Cixin, Stockholm
Lucian of Samosata, Brooklyn
Ludwig Quidde, Stockholm
Martii Ahtisaari, Brussels/on waivers
Martok, Acton
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Las Vegas
Maya Fey, San Jose
Mia Fey, San Jose
Michael Chabon, Brooklyn
Miles O'Brien, Acton
Nash Bridges, Dodge City
Nathan Soderblom, Stockholm
Nikita Vitiugov, Las Vegas
Pat Cadigan, Stockholm/on waivers
Paul Wellstone, Washington
Peter Svidler, Las Vegas
Prophet Cha Dawn, Washington
Ramon de la Cruz, on waivers
Reader Rabbit, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, Brussels
Richard Parker, Philadelphia
Roberto Perfumo, Kratovo
Ruby Bridges, on waivers
Rustin Cohle, Dodge City
Samuel J. Tilden, on waivers
Shere Khan, Philadelphia
Sophie Anderton, Milan
Stjepan Mesic, Broadway
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Taylor Swift, Seattle
Ted Kennedy, Brussels
Tidus, Almaty
Tim Taylor, Los Angeles
Tobias Funke, Los Angeles
Warren Magnuson, Washington
William Pappaconstantinou, Las Vegas
William Seward, Washington
Worf, Washington
Yevgeny Zamyatin, Brooklyn

Middle Relievers

Agustin Moreto, Broadway
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Elim Garak, Acton
Ellen Morgan, Los Angeles
Emily DiDonato, Milan
Fran Fine, Los Angeles
Henry Bone, Brooklyn
Ignatius Pollaky, Dodge City
Ines Rivero, Milan
James Tobin, on waivers
Jamie Casino, Dodge City
John Hicks, Stockholm
Johnny Marr, Philadelphia
Kamala Harris, Dodge City
Kenneth Arrow, Stockholm
Kij Johnson, Seattle/Los Angeles
Kira Nerys, Brussels
Kurd Lasswitz, Brooklyn
Kurt Armbruster, Kratovo
Lauren Beukes, Acton
Lavie Tidhar, Acton
Leonid Kantorovich, Stockholm
Lowell Mather, Los Angeles
Lyman Frank Baum, Brooklyn
Margaret Sanger, Berkeley
Mike McDonald, Acton
Oscar Hammerstein II, Los Angeles
Puss in Boots, Stockholm
Scar, Philadelphia
Simona Halep, Almaty
Stimpy, Philadelphia
Tad Mosel, on waivers
Tuvok, Acton
William Francis Nolan, Brooklyn
William Golding, Brooklyn
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Agent J, Broadway
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Anatole France, Brussels
Andi Dorfman, Dodge City
Andrew Breitbart, Berkeley
Anita Sarkeesian, Berkeley
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Bombalurina, Philadelphia
Carrie Brownstein, Brooklyn
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Corin Tucker, Las Vegas
Cybil Bennett, on waivers
Dan Savage, Berkeley
Daniel Akaka, Washington
Daniel Muessig, on waivers
Dolores O'Riordan, Seattle
Dynaheir, San Jose
Edmond Rostand, Kratovo
Edwin Balmer, Brooklyn
Eric Stoner, Las Vegas
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Stockholm
Eustace Fargo, Dodge City
George Stollenwerk, on waivers
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Gwyneth Jones, Brooklyn
Howard Zinn, Berkeley
J. Walter Weatherman, Los Angeles/Seattle/on waivers
James G. Blaine, on waivers
James Taylor, Seattle
Janice Dickinson, Almaty
Jay J. Armes, Dodge City
Jean-Luc Picard, on waivers
Jesse Lynch Williams, Broadway
Jim Rockford, Dodge City
Jimmy James, Berkeley
John Taylor, Seattle
Julianne Moore, Almaty
Katsia Zingarevich, Milan
Kes, Los Angeles
Kim Shattuck, Seattle
King Christian IX, Brussels
King Karl XIII, Brussels
King Willem III, Brussels
Kitty Purry, Philadelphia
Larry Butz, San Jose
Lenox Tillman, Milan
Leverett Saltonstall, on waivers
Mark Geragos, on waivers
Marta Estrella, Los Angeles
Martin Jacobson, Las Vegas
Master Chief, San Jose
Max Baucus, Washington
Michael Mizrachi, Las Vegas
Mike McQuay, on waivers
Mitt Romney, on waivers
Mr. Bigglesworth, Philadelphia
Nahum Tate, Dodge City
Neko Case, Seattle
Nilson Santos, Brussels
Olivia Munn, Milan/Acton
Patricia Anthony, Brooklyn
Preet Bharara, on waivers
Robert La Follette, Broadway
Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, Washington
Sabrina Spellman, Los Angeles/Seattle
Susan B. Anthony, Berkeley
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Hanson, on waivers
Toccara Jones, on waivers
Vanessa Selbst, Las Vegas
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Dodge City
Watson Squire, Washington
Wladyslaw Reymont, Stockholm