Roster for Philadelphia Felidae:

Catchers:

• 3585 William Jennings Bryan, 32, c (297 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3704 Mrs. Chippy, 29, 1b (390 G, -0.6 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3370 Torquil Campbell, 30, 2b (518 G, -0.8 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3569 Jaxson de Ville, 28, 3b (540 G, -0.2 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4072 Who Dey, 26, ss (259 G, -0.9 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4369 Pink Panther, 22, ss (87 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3481 Jackie Robinson, 31, lf (393 G, -0.2 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 35, cf (714 G, 4.4 DR/40, 11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3697 Firefrorefiddle, 27, cf (294 G, 2.0 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40)
• 4014 The Cat in the Hat, 25, cf (181 G, -1.0 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3723 James "Sonny" Crockett, 29, rf (332 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4206 Mordechai Spiegler, 24, rf (69 G, -7.2 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3235 Reader Rabbit, 32, sp (219 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3885 Shere Khan, 28, sp (148 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4111 Aslan, 25, sp (78 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4252 Cowardly Lion, 21, sp (21 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3774 Stimpy, 26, mr (253 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3753 Johnny Marr, 30, mr (234 G, 9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3862 Scar, 24, mr (83 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3487 Mr. Bigglesworth, 29, rp (264 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3668 Kitty Purry, 28, rp (195 G, 0.8 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4118 Mr. Jinks, 23, cf (45 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4480 Skimbleshanks, 17, sp (who?)
• 4464 Fritti Tailchaser, 19, rp
• 4365 Grumpy Cat, 18, sp (who?)
• 4428 Crookshanks, 21, rp (who?)