Roster for Philadelphia Felidae:

Catchers:

• 4539 Petronius the Arbiter, 18, c (22 G, 0.0 DR/40, -15.1 OR/40)
• 4503 Damon Gant, 18, c (13 G, -4.3 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 3704 Mrs. Chippy, 30, 1b (437 G, -0.6 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4497 Dancing Banana, 19, 1b (42 G, -1.7 DR/40, -13.0 OR/40)
• 4502 Maru, 20, 2b (45 G, -6.6 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40)
• 4490 Mr. Mistoffelees, 17, 2b (22 G, -0.9 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40)
• 4369 Pink Panther, 23, ss (135 G, 1.5 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4431 Richard Feynman, 18, ss (24 G, -9.0 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4118 Mr. Jinks, 24, cf (91 G, -0.7 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4552 Queen Catifah, 17, cf (31 G, -21.2 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 4543 Squee Goblin Nabob, 18, cf (25 G, -13.9 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 4206 Mordechai Spiegler, 25, rf (116 G, -6.3 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4111 Aslan, 26, sp (98 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4252 Cowardly Lion, 22, sp (38 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4365 Grumpy Cat, 19, sp (13 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3753 Johnny Marr, 31, mr (257 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4409 Wassily Leontief, 20, mr (49 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4664 Garfield, 25, rp (28 G, -4.7 PRAA/300)
• 4428 Crookshanks, 22, rp (24 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4464 Fritti Tailchaser, 20, rp (24 G, -19.8 PRAA/300)
• 4526 Tigger, 18, rp (10 G, -3.3 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4525 Cat Sith, 17, 3b (13 G, -16.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40)
• 4480 Skimbleshanks, 18, sp (who?)
• 4531 Cory Booker, 17, rp
• 4325 Kes, 19, sp (who?)
• 4545 Andrej Kvasnak, 17, c
• 4430 Carter Scholz, 18, mr (who?)