Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 25, c (45 G, 2.3 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40)
• 4359 Maria Taylor, 21, c (43 G, -1.0 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4255 Zack Allan, 24, 1b (71 G, 3.0 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 20, 1b (41 G, 0.3 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 19, 1b (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 19, 2b (33 G, -3.6 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40)
• 4161 Uwe Seeler, 23, 3b (93 G, -2.8 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4116 Laimdota Straujuma, 23, ss (192 G, 1.1 DR/40, 11.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 19, ss (48 G, -4.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4155 Chad Smith, 23, lf (115 G, -1.7 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3697 Firefrorefiddle, 28, cf (324 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 4068 Manuel Valls, 25, cf (200 G, -3.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3974 Konrad Adenauer, 26, cf (181 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3831 Michael Chabon, 26, sp (108 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4264 Taylor Swift, 23, sp (89 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4026 Ludwig Quidde, 25, sp (81 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4354 John Taylor, 22, sp (53 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4147 Kim Shattuck, 25, rp (143 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4286 James Taylor, 24, rp (83 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4108 Gwyneth Jones, 26, rp (78 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4239 Dolores O'Riordan, 23, rp (76 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4529 Paul Simon, 19, 2b (29 G, 3.4 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40)
• 4462 Taylor Dayne, 21, rp (12 G, -13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4519 Taylor Hicks, 20, sp (7 G, -13.6 PRAA/300)
• 4408 Bryan Adams, 18, rf (1 G, 24.0 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4521 Jerry Cantrell, 18, ss
• 4495 Roger Taylor, 18, 1b