Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 26, c (88 G, 1.8 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40)
• 4598 Andrew Hozier-Byrne, 21, c (34 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4255 Zack Allan, 25, 1b (113 G, 4.3 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 21, 1b (83 G, 0.9 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 20, 2b (72 G, -0.3 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)
• 4529 Paul Simon, 20, 2b (67 G, -2.2 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4116 Laimdota Straujuma, 24, ss (235 G, 2.1 DR/40, 13.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 20, ss (66 G, -3.0 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4155 Chad Smith, 24, lf (142 G, -1.2 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4574 Guillermo Rigondeaux, 26, lf (56 G, 2.6 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3974 Konrad Adenauer, 27, cf (225 G, 1.7 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4118 Mr. Jinks, 25, cf (140 G, -2.9 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3831 Michael Chabon, 27, sp (121 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4264 Taylor Swift, 24, sp (109 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4026 Ludwig Quidde, 26, sp (99 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3830 Lauren Beukes, 27, mr (187 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 18, mr (13 G, 14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4147 Kim Shattuck, 26, rp (166 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4174 Olivia Munn, 26, rp (117 G, 11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4286 James Taylor, 25, rp (108 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4239 Dolores O'Riordan, 24, rp (97 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 20, 1b (30 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4519 Taylor Hicks, 21, sp (17 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4628 Rakim, 19, cf (11 G, -4.4 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4408 Bryan Adams, 19, cf (1 G, 24.0 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4565 Matthew Caws, 17, sp (who?)
• 4579 Regina Spektor, 17, mr (who?)