Roster for Kansas City Chefs:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 4570 Raul Musibay, 25, 1b (30 G, 3.9 DR/40, -11.6 OR/40)
- 3934 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 25, 2b (295 G, 0.7 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 4032 Noam Chomsky, 27, 2b (122 G, -4.3 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 3546 Lucretia Mott, 30, 3b (547 G, -1.2 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4150 Jane Jacobs, 26, 3b (117 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 3676 Simone de Beauvoir, 29, ss (385 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 4202 Roger Williams, 21, ss (69 G, -1.7 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 3715 Catharine MacKinnon, 28, lf (397 G, -0.3 DR/40, 9.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4168 Guy Fawkes, 24, lf (172 G, 0.6 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 3640 Ivan Ilyich, 32, cf (453 G, -1.2 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 3767 Che Guevara, 28, cf (313 G, 2.7 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4340 Richard Dawkins, 23, rf (45 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 3215 Andy Dufresne, 35, sp (322 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4033 Daniel Ellsberg, 25, sp (113 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4298 Harvey Milk, 23, sp (62 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 18, sp (24 G, 5.3 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 3658 Margaret Sanger, 29, mr (261 G, 11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3862 Scar, 25, mr (104 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3671 Jimmy James, 29, rp (186 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4278 Dan Savage, 20, rp (43 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 4315 George Takei, 21, lf (43 G, -0.6 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 4358 Anita Sarkeesian, 19, rp (18 G, -17.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4417 Tryfon Gavriel, 18, sp
- 4506 Grant Achatz, 17, rp
- 4402 Richard Stallman, 18, rf (who?)
- 4515 Heston Blumenthal, 17, rp