Roster for Kansas City Chefs:

Catchers:

• 3972 Jawaharlal Nehru, 29, c (389 G, -2.4 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4570 Raul Musibay, 26, 1b (55 G, 2.0 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3934 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 26, 2b (337 G, 0.7 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3546 Lucretia Mott, 31, 3b (589 G, -1.3 DR/40, 6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4150 Jane Jacobs, 27, 3b (163 G, 3.6 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3676 Simone de Beauvoir, 30, ss (427 G, 0.3 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4202 Roger Williams, 22, ss (106 G, -3.1 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3715 Catharine MacKinnon, 29, lf (437 G, -0.3 DR/40, 9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3782 Tom Petty, 30, lf (320 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4168 Guy Fawkes, 25, lf (217 G, 0.5 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3767 Che Guevara, 29, cf (350 G, 2.8 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4340 Richard Dawkins, 24, rf (86 G, 0.6 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3215 Andy Dufresne, 36, sp (345 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4033 Daniel Ellsberg, 26, sp (125 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4298 Harvey Milk, 24, sp (79 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 19, sp (48 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4417 Tryfon Gavriel, 19, sp (15 G, -25.1 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 3658 Margaret Sanger, 30, mr (282 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3862 Scar, 26, mr (127 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3671 Jimmy James, 30, rp (213 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 21, rp (52 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4315 George Takei, 22, lf (43 G, -0.6 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4506 Grant Achatz, 18, rp (15 G, -30.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4581 Jacques Pépin, 21, cf (9 G, -23.1 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4590 Alain Ducasse, 21, mr (who?)
• 4402 Richard Stallman, 19, rf (who?)
• 4515 Heston Blumenthal, 18, rp (who?)