Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 3720 Karen Walker, 30, c (476 G, 1.6 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4367 Oscar Bluth, 21, c (47 G, 0.3 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4009 George Michael Bluth, 26, 1b (183 G, -1.3 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4102 Lucille Bluth, 23, 2b (215 G, 0.6 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3626 Patrick Chan, 31, 3b (462 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3730 Nekobasu, 31, ss (468 G, -1.2 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4075 Maeby Funke, 27, ss (176 G, -2.7 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3804 Matt Followill, 26, ss (163 G, -1.1 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 4326 Gene Parmesan, 22, lf (90 G, 1.8 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3988 Michael Bluth, 27, cf (216 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4435 Rebel Alley, 22, cf (44 G, 0.9 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
• 4113 Lucille Austero, 25, rf (196 G, 0.4 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3434 Tim Taylor, 34, sp (287 G, 11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3551 Grace Kelly, 29, sp (160 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4055 Tobias Funke, 26, sp (122 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3496 Kij Johnson, 30, mr (299 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3718 Ellen Morgan, 30, mr (299 G, 9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3297 Lowell Mather, 34, mr (264 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4582 Fez, 25, mr (22 G, -3.4 PRAA/300)
• 4440 Herbert Love, 21, rp (40 G, -1.3 PRAA/300)
• 4416 Marky Bark, 22, rp (35 G, -4.8 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4293 Judge Reinhold, 21, cf (12 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4400 Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, 20, 3b (who?)
• 4484 Roy Anderson, 18, rp
• 4533 Jim Halpert, 18, rp
• 4493 Pam Beesly, 19, lf
• 4424 Q, 19, sp (who?)