Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 4367 Oscar Bluth, 22, c (54 G, 0.7 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4009 George Michael Bluth, 27, 1b (225 G, -0.6 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4400 Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, 21, 3b (20 G, -9.6 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4075 Maeby Funke, 28, ss (217 G, -2.8 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3804 Matt Followill, 27, ss (210 G, -0.8 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)
• 4449 Josh Donn, 19, ss (10 G, 7.2 DR/40, -12.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 4326 Gene Parmesan, 23, lf (127 G, 0.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4293 Judge Reinhold, 22, lf (52 G, 0.0 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3988 Michael Bluth, 28, cf (254 G, -1.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4435 Rebel Alley, 23, cf (85 G, 2.5 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 4605 Phyllis Lapin-Vance, 20, cf (35 G, -0.3 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4113 Lucille Austero, 26, rf (238 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4424 Q, 20, sp (18 G, -30.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4631 Dwight K. Schrute, 18, sp (16 G, -12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3297 Lowell Mather, 35, mr (283 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4582 Fez, 26, mr (36 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4440 Herbert Love, 22, rp (61 G, -0.2 PRAA/300)
• 4341 Michael Mizrachi, 22, rp (59 G, -11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4653 Stanley Hudson, 21, rp (20 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4533 Jim Halpert, 19, rp (19 G, -12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4484 Roy Anderson, 19, rp (5 G, 14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4534 Dominique Reighard, 19, c (2 G, 16.0 DR/40, -14.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4324 Albert Schweitzer, 20, sp (who?)
• 4611 Louis Eustache Ude, 20, 3b (who?)
• 4618 Lieutenant Felina Feral, 19, lf (who?)
• 4493 Pam Beesly, 20, cf (who?)
• 4564 Dustin Prince, 17, lf