Roster for Philadelphia Felidae:

Catchers:

• 4490 Mr. Mistoffelees, 18, c (60 G, -2.9 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4539 Petronius the Arbiter, 19, c (59 G, -11.6 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4566 Admetus, 17, c (29 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4502 Maru, 21, 2b (83 G, -7.8 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4650 Tony the Tiger, 19, 2b (47 G, -2.4 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4597 Jaga, 20, 3b (15 G, -11.2 DR/40, -16.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4369 Pink Panther, 24, ss (178 G, 1.3 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4431 Richard Feynman, 19, ss (65 G, -6.4 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4503 Damon Gant, 19, lf (52 G, -8.9 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40)
• 4572 Guido Anchovy, 18, lf (45 G, -5.4 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
• 4552 Queen Catifah, 18, cf (63 G, -19.4 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)
• 4543 Squee Goblin Nabob, 19, cf (63 G, -9.7 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4409 Wassily Leontief, 21, sp (67 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4365 Grumpy Cat, 20, sp (29 G, -13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4480 Skimbleshanks, 19, sp (16 G, -21.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4430 Carter Scholz, 19, mr (23 G, -26.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4664 Garfield, 26, rp (54 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4464 Fritti Tailchaser, 21, rp (50 G, -14.4 PRAA/300)
• 4428 Crookshanks, 23, rp (43 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4526 Tigger, 19, rp (31 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4531 Cory Booker, 18, rp (22 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4358 Anita Sarkeesian, 20, rp (18 G, -17.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4525 Cat Sith, 18, 3b (13 G, -16.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4645 Mufasa, 19, 3b (who?)
• 4584 Babou, 17, sp (who?)
• 4600 Bustopher Jones, 18, rp (who?)
• 4545 Andrej Kvasnak, 18, c (who?)