Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 27, c (133 G, 2.3 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40)
• 4598 Andrew Hozier-Byrne, 22, c (78 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4009 George Michael Bluth, 28, 1b (266 G, 0.2 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 21, 2b (103 G, -0.3 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 4529 Paul Simon, 21, 2b (102 G, -0.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 22, 3b (131 G, 1.7 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4116 Laimdota Straujuma, 25, ss (278 G, 2.2 DR/40, 13.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 21, ss (93 G, -2.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4574 Guillermo Rigondeaux, 27, lf (92 G, -0.6 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4707 Bono, 20, lf (44 G, -2.0 DR/40, 10.2 OR/40)
• 4118 Mr. Jinks, 26, cf (186 G, -3.0 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4547 Marion Morehouse, 21, cf (74 G, -1.0 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 3831 Michael Chabon, 28, sp (135 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4026 Ludwig Quidde, 27, sp (113 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 22, sp (64 G, 2.5 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 3830 Lauren Beukes, 28, mr (219 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 19, mr (33 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4147 Kim Shattuck, 27, rp (193 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4174 Olivia Munn, 27, rp (144 G, 11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4286 James Taylor, 26, rp (131 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4239 Dolores O'Riordan, 25, rp (121 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 21, 1b (30 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4519 Taylor Hicks, 22, sp (17 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4628 Rakim, 20, cf (11 G, -4.4 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4704 Larry Mullen Jr., 19, rp
• 4565 Matthew Caws, 18, sp (who?)
• 4702 Adam Clayton, 19, mr