Roster for Kansas City Chefs:

Catchers:

• 3972 Jawaharlal Nehru, 30, c (420 G, -2.5 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4135 Edwin Abbott Abbott, 28, c (274 G, 2.6 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4027 Luis Suarez Miramontes, 27, 1b (354 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4570 Raul Musibay, 27, 1b (102 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3934 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 27, 2b (361 G, 0.9 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3546 Lucretia Mott, 32, 3b (631 G, -1.5 DR/40, 6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3676 Simone de Beauvoir, 31, ss (442 G, 0.1 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4202 Roger Williams, 23, ss (144 G, -1.9 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3715 Catharine MacKinnon, 30, lf (487 G, -0.3 DR/40, 10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4168 Guy Fawkes, 26, lf (267 G, 0.4 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4155 Chad Smith, 25, lf (174 G, -1.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4581 Jacques Pépin, 22, cf (53 G, -11.8 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4340 Richard Dawkins, 25, rf (126 G, 0.2 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3215 Andy Dufresne, 37, sp (349 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4033 Daniel Ellsberg, 27, sp (136 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4298 Harvey Milk, 25, sp (99 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3658 Margaret Sanger, 31, mr (310 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3862 Scar, 27, mr (160 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4590 Alain Ducasse, 22, mr (3 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3671 Jimmy James, 31, rp (242 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 22, rp (82 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4150 Jane Jacobs, 28, 3b (163 G, 3.6 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 20, sp (63 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4417 Tryfon Gavriel, 20, rp (15 G, -25.1 PRAA/300)
• 4506 Grant Achatz, 19, rp (15 G, -30.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4728 Joël Robuchon, 21, lf
• 4697 Ferran Adriŕ, 18, sp