Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 4367 Oscar Bluth, 24, c (112 G, 1.4 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4534 Dominique Reighard, 21, c (39 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4738 Sarah Jessica Parker, 19, 1b (11 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4491 White Rabbit, 23, 2b (106 G, 0.2 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4216 Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, 27, ss (297 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4449 Josh Donn, 21, ss (67 G, -2.4 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40)
• 4633 Jason Bateman, 19, ss (44 G, -5.4 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4745 Ryan Howard, 17, ss (15 G, 0.3 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4293 Judge Reinhold, 24, lf (142 G, 1.2 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4493 Pam Beesly, 22, cf (18 G, 3.1 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4113 Lucille Austero, 28, rf (331 G, 1.1 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4733 Kevin Malone, 21, rf (59 G, -0.3 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4631 Dwight K. Schrute, 20, sp (52 G, -10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4667 Oscar Martinez, 19, sp (35 G, -12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4765 Creed Bratton, 20, sp (18 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4766 Kelly Kapoor, 18, sp (15 G, -17.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4579 Regina Spektor, 19, mr (35 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4702 Adam Clayton, 20, mr (8 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4440 Herbert Love, 24, rp (103 G, 1.4 PRAA/300)
• 4533 Jim Halpert, 21, rp (61 G, -9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4653 Stanley Hudson, 23, rp (58 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4790 Holly Flax, 18, sp (15 G, -32.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4756 Michael Scott, 18, rf (12 G, 0.0 DR/40, -31.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4688 Angela Martin, 18, cf (2 G, -8.0 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4761 Keanu Reeves, 17, cf (who?)
• 4787 Diggs, 17, rp (who?)
• 4727 Andy Bernard, 18, 2b (who?)