Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 29, c (225 G, 2.1 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 23, 1b (57 G, 0.4 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 23, 2b (182 G, -0.6 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40)
• 4529 Paul Simon, 23, 2b (154 G, -0.8 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 24, 3b (229 G, 1.8 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4498 Cheshire Cat, 25, ss (198 G, 2.6 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 23, ss (161 G, -1.6 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4574 Guillermo Rigondeaux, 29, lf (155 G, 0.3 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4707 Bono, 22, lf (124 G, 0.0 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4435 Rebel Alley, 26, cf (220 G, 0.5 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40)
• 4547 Marion Morehouse, 23, cf (156 G, -1.5 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40)
• 4289 Ignacio Zoco, 26, rf (348 G, -1.1 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3831 Michael Chabon, 30, sp (168 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4460 Barbara Boxer, 26, sp (115 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 24, sp (95 G, 7.5 PRAA/300)
• 4704 Larry Mullen Jr., 21, sp (21 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4855 Mick Jagger, 21, sp (21 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3841 Simona Halep, 33, mr (292 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3830 Lauren Beukes, 30, mr (263 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 21, mr (91 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4174 Olivia Munn, 29, rp (191 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4566 Admetus, 20, c (29 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4777 Nissa Revane, 20, rp (13 G, -18.4 PRAA/300)
• 4628 Rakim, 22, cf (11 G, -4.4 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4717 Commander Ulysses Feral, 20, rf (2 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4884 Keith Richards, 19, rp (who?)
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 18, rp (who?)