Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 30, c (272 G, 1.9 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 24, 1b (90 G, 2.2 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 24, 2b (223 G, -0.1 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40)
• 4529 Paul Simon, 24, 2b (182 G, -0.3 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 25, 3b (260 G, 1.8 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4498 Cheshire Cat, 26, ss (227 G, 2.2 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 24, ss (206 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4574 Guillermo Rigondeaux, 30, lf (186 G, 0.5 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4707 Bono, 23, lf (170 G, -0.4 DR/40, 10.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4435 Rebel Alley, 27, cf (263 G, 0.4 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40)
• 4547 Marion Morehouse, 24, cf (191 G, -0.9 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40)
• 4289 Ignacio Zoco, 27, rf (398 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4460 Barbara Boxer, 27, sp (133 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 25, sp (109 G, 8.7 PRAA/300)
• 4855 Mick Jagger, 22, sp (37 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4704 Larry Mullen Jr., 22, sp (36 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3830 Lauren Beukes, 31, mr (283 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 22, mr (117 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4174 Olivia Munn, 30, rp (209 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3831 Michael Chabon, 31, rp (183 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4884 Keith Richards, 20, rp (24 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4566 Admetus, 21, c (29 G, 0.0 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4565 Matthew Caws, 21, sp (19 G, -17.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4777 Nissa Revane, 21, rp (13 G, -18.4 PRAA/300)
• 4628 Rakim, 23, cf (11 G, -4.4 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4938 Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, 18, rp
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 19, rp (who?)