Roster for Washington Gridlock:

Infielders:

• 4143 Toni Garrn, 27, 1b (374 G, -0.6 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4652 Alan Bible, 23, 1b (18 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4191 Patty Murray, 27, 2b (202 G, -4.8 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4224 Einars Repse, 27, 3b (263 G, -2.3 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4433 Dianne Feinstein, 26, 3b (203 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3924 Willy Brandt, 29, ss (453 G, 2.8 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4137 Elizabeth Warren, 28, ss (343 G, -3.6 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3875 The Doctor, 33, lf (562 G, 1.7 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4516 Hero, 22, lf (42 G, 6.0 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4090 Daniel Webster, 30, cf (413 G, 0.5 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4249 Ed Brooke, 28, rf (236 G, -4.6 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4575 Pat McCarran, 20, rf (44 G, -9.5 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4040 George Kelly, 27, sp (132 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4487 Beatrice, 21, sp (45 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4850 Milton Young, 20, sp (18 G, -27.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4608 Marco Rubio, 29, mr (115 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4016 Alan Cranston, 30, rp (183 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4508 Frederick Frelinghuysen, 24, rp (71 G, -6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4405 George Clement Perkins, 22, rp (56 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4758 Herb Kohl, 21, rp (24 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4721 James Murray, 21, rp (20 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4778 Kool Moe Dee, 20, rp (who?)
• 4868 Byron Dorgan, 17, sp (who?)
• 4735 Burton Wheeler, 23, rp (who?)
• 4839 Kent Conrad, 20, rf (who?)
• 4682 Donalbain, 21, 1b (who?)
• 4827 Melle Mel, 18, lf (who?)