Roster for Washington Gridlock:

Infielders:

• 4454 Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 23, 1b (91 G, -0.9 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4682 Donalbain, 22, 1b (43 G, 0.9 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4652 Alan Bible, 24, 1b (43 G, 2.1 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4191 Patty Murray, 28, 2b (239 G, -4.3 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4224 Einars Repse, 28, 3b (305 G, -2.4 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4433 Dianne Feinstein, 27, 3b (226 G, -0.2 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3924 Willy Brandt, 30, ss (498 G, 2.1 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4137 Elizabeth Warren, 29, ss (369 G, -3.5 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4516 Hero, 23, lf (84 G, 7.1 DR/40, -11.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4827 Melle Mel, 19, lf (44 G, -3.1 DR/40, -13.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4575 Pat McCarran, 21, rf (90 G, -5.7 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4839 Kent Conrad, 21, rf (49 G, -3.1 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4040 George Kelly, 28, sp (144 G, -5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4487 Beatrice, 22, sp (67 G, -11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4868 Byron Dorgan, 18, sp (16 G, -24.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4967 Jim Bunning, 19, mr (22 G, 4.0 PRAA/300)
• 4508 Frederick Frelinghuysen, 25, rp (94 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4405 George Clement Perkins, 23, rp (79 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4758 Herb Kohl, 22, rp (50 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4721 James Murray, 22, rp (42 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4861 Patty Smyth, 21, lf (40 G, -9.5 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4778 Kool Moe Dee, 21, rp (who?)
• 4933 Alben W. Barkley, 17, rp
• 4931 Wendell Ford, 20, rp
• 4948 Rand Paul, 21, rp
• 4966 Jose Pereira, 18, rp
• 4969 Proteus, 19, rp