Roster for Kansas City Chefs:

Catchers:

• 4739 Fannie Farmer, 23, c (105 G, 2.6 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4027 Luis Suarez Miramontes, 30, 1b (454 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4873 Lidia Bastianich, 20, 2b (43 G, -5.6 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4283 Ademir Marques de Menezes, 29, 3b (354 G, -1.6 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4150 Jane Jacobs, 31, 3b (256 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4202 Roger Williams, 26, ss (275 G, -0.6 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4604 Big Daddy Kane, 21, ss (82 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4168 Guy Fawkes, 29, lf (394 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4728 Joël Robuchon, 24, lf (129 G, -2.0 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4792 Ina Garten, 22, cf (132 G, -2.0 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4581 Jacques Pépin, 25, cf (119 G, -9.1 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4340 Richard Dawkins, 28, rf (240 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4817 Ruth Reichl, 19, rf (18 G, -4.0 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4298 Harvey Milk, 28, sp (150 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 23, sp (113 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4958 Swedish Chef, 20, sp (11 G, -9.1 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 3862 Scar, 30, mr (213 G, 9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4590 Alain Ducasse, 25, mr (88 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 25, rp (167 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4501 Mad Hatter, 24, rp (134 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4417 Tryfon Gavriel, 23, rp (71 G, -12.6 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4602 Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, 30, lf (158 G, -2.7 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 4506 Grant Achatz, 22, rp (38 G, -14.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4697 Ferran Adriŕ, 21, sp (12 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4926 Pillsbury Doughboy, 19, rp
• 4854 Julia Child, 18, rf (who?)
• 4941 Chef, 18, rp