Roster for Kansas City Chefs:

Catchers:

• 4739 Fannie Farmer, 24, c (148 G, 2.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4873 Lidia Bastianich, 21, 2b (84 G, -1.6 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5047 Edna Lewis, 21, 2b (50 G, -4.9 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
• 4283 Ademir Marques de Menezes, 30, 3b (397 G, -1.3 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4202 Roger Williams, 27, ss (322 G, -1.1 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4604 Big Daddy Kane, 22, ss (124 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5010 Giada De Laurentiis, 18, ss (11 G, -6.9 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 4168 Guy Fawkes, 30, lf (425 G, 0.5 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4728 Joël Robuchon, 25, lf (176 G, -0.7 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4581 Jacques Pépin, 26, cf (161 G, -8.3 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4854 Julia Child, 19, rf (35 G, -0.8 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4817 Ruth Reichl, 20, rf (27 G, -2.7 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4298 Harvey Milk, 29, sp (164 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 24, sp (123 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4958 Swedish Chef, 21, sp (22 G, -5.0 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 3862 Scar, 31, mr (228 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4590 Alain Ducasse, 26, mr (114 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 26, rp (192 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4501 Mad Hatter, 25, rp (157 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4417 Tryfon Gavriel, 24, rp (80 G, -12.6 PRAA/300)
• 4926 Pillsbury Doughboy, 20, rp (25 G, -7.3 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4340 Richard Dawkins, 29, rf (262 G, -1.3 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4506 Grant Achatz, 23, rp (49 G, -10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4980 Paula Deen, 17, rp
• 5054 Caesar Cardini, 17, sp
• 5028 Homaru Cantu, 17, rp
• 4941 Chef, 19, rp