Roster for Kansas City Chefs:

Catchers:

• 4739 Fannie Farmer, 26, c (230 G, 2.3 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4873 Lidia Bastianich, 23, 2b (165 G, -1.2 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5047 Edna Lewis, 23, 2b (136 G, -4.8 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4202 Roger Williams, 29, ss (404 G, -1.6 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4604 Big Daddy Kane, 24, ss (201 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4168 Guy Fawkes, 32, lf (501 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4728 Joël Robuchon, 27, lf (269 G, -1.5 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4488 Bill Bradley, 29, cf (346 G, 3.2 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4581 Jacques Pépin, 28, cf (251 G, -5.9 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5010 Giada De Laurentiis, 20, cf (83 G, -0.1 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4817 Ruth Reichl, 22, rf (68 G, -4.4 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4854 Julia Child, 21, rf (50 G, 0.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5087 David Chang, 19, rf (22 G, -2.2 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4298 Harvey Milk, 31, sp (198 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 26, sp (154 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4958 Swedish Chef, 23, sp (57 G, -5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3862 Scar, 33, mr (274 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4926 Pillsbury Doughboy, 22, rp (78 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4941 Chef, 21, rp (50 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5161 Raffaele Esposito, 21, rp (28 G, 11.8 PRAA/300)
• 5089 Fran Drescher, 18, rp (28 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4951 Tommy Heinsohn, 20, 2b (who?)
• 5054 Caesar Cardini, 19, sp (who?)
• 5215 Marramaquiz, 21, ss
• 5111 Thomas Keller, 18, sp (who?)
• 5162 Antonio Latini, 19, mr
• 5092 Tom Colicchio, 21, c (who?)